hsivtkl | 28 points | Mar 23 2022 20:29:41

家人们，今天都给我鼠完了

上课无聊玩手机，突然听到前面有脚步声，抬头一看看见一个织女的背影，迟到的她找到座位坐了下来，捋捋头发，黑色长直发像瀑布一样。剩下的半节课，也不玩手机了，满脑子想怎样和她搭讪，模拟了8964种场景，终于等到下课，收拾好东西，在位置上站了一会儿，小步走向前，这时候织女站起来回头，五官精致，很好看，但看完几眼之后又不敢搭讪了，刚刚记在小本本上的搭讪话术全忘光了，思来想去找了几个借口，什么胸比较平，估计有男朋友了，今天起床没抹发胶形象一般，下周再去问也没事。回家后一个人无聊，完了会儿游戏，导一管，看着装着胶的纸巾，真觉得都给自己鼠完了。

[-] Weierxunaidehua | 66 points | Mar 23 2022 20:31:47

如此生活三十年

[-] Zhizhiweizhizhi | 22 points | Mar 23 2022 22:09:58

直到大厦崩塌

[-] Weierxunaidehua | 37 points | Mar 23 2022 22:16:24

直到管子撸断

[-] South_Housing593 | 9 points | Mar 24 2022 01:49:44

隐藏深处的黑暗啊

[-] ChungkuoRun | 7 points | Mar 24 2022 02:31:53

淹没心底的景观

[-] South_Housing593 | 2 points | Mar 24 2022 13:59:11

歌真是好

[-] South_Housing593 | 1 points | Mar 24 2022 13:59:20

真是个好歌

[-] 8964tank | 30 points | Mar 23 2022 20:38:01

反转了，是豆瓣姐妹

[-] rise_of_ratman | 30 points | Mar 23 2022 20:38:18

A daily life of ratman

[-] alphabet_order_bot | 9 points | Mar 23 2022 20:38:30

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 662,775,561 comments, and only 134,557 of them were in alphabetical order.

[-] rise_of_ratman | 17 points | Mar 23 2022 20:41:03

只有0.02%的概率呢，我好流弊，thank you, bot

[-] WanganLine | 2 points | Mar 24 2022 03:32:15

没看懂，只有首字母按顺序也算吗

[-] rise_of_ratman | 1 points | Mar 24 2022 05:51:15

是words，不是letters

[-] Champloo04 | 6 points | Mar 23 2022 23:42:29

Good bot

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[-] Far_Departure7350 | 4 points | Mar 23 2022 22:44:14

A interesting robot.

[-] Dengshopping | 18 points | Mar 24 2022 00:49:17

贵物！拿起你的锁链

[-] Few_Promise_663 | 16 points | Mar 23 2022 21:12:48

不要伤心，反正搭讪了也没结果，呜呜

[-] indian-never-tip | 11 points | Mar 23 2022 21:50:46

破防了55

[-] destroy_xjp | 6 points | Mar 24 2022 01:49:24

只能狠狠的路段

[-] zzaoyang | 5 points | Mar 23 2022 22:07:32

唉

[-] chonglang198964 | 5 points | Mar 24 2022 00:53:37

路段

[-] CHNGryphus | 4 points | Mar 23 2022 23:12:28

已经习惯了jrm