英文原文看上去半文半白的，大概是早期现代英语，那些thou hast之类早期的动词和代词我保留下来了以保留古风韵味

为了增加可读性加了不少注释，方便转到别的sub

O Putin, Russian devil and damned Kim Jong Un's kith and kin, father of Xi Jinping himself. What the Devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a spider with your naked arse? Biden shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of Peng Liyuan[Xi's wife], make people of the Free World; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother.

Thou Manchurian scullion, manhole cover thief of Zhumadian[Chinese city whose residents are claimed to steal manhole covers], women trafficker of Xuzhou, parrot fucker of Beijing, ape of Guangxi and Guangdong, rat of Sichuan, bacon[Mao's mummy] maker of Hunan, scammer of Fujian, tanner of Zhejiang [where a Chinese meme "The tannery is bankrupt" emerged], bat-eater of Hubei, chive farmer of Shandong, and Shanghainese; and fool of all the world and underworld, a descendant of Hitler, grandson of Stalin, and the crick in Chinese men's dick. Mao's smegma, Saddam's nipple, Ceausescu's dead skin, shit on Pol Put's asshole, screw thine own mother!

So the Ukrainians declare you to be a lowlife. You won’t even be licking ass for Ukrainians. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; Move thy rotten face, which is filled with maggots, to us and be beaten by us!