我要像谷爱凌一样！

[-] road96 | 189 points | Feb 11 2022 06:03:53

我要像习近平一样！

[-] EvilRedCrashUs | 168 points | Feb 11 2022 06:04:38

患上傻逼症

[-] ElvisWangHK | 78 points | Feb 11 2022 09:23:56

智力-100，肩部力量和耐力+1000

[-] 5E5C10 | 38 points | Feb 11 2022 10:45:52

习得技能：歪头

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 2 points | Feb 11 2022 22:26:19

还有加成：歪嘴

[-] rrurusu | 22 points | Feb 11 2022 11:05:28

成就解锁：沼气杀手

[-] Turbulent_Appeal8097 | 10 points | Feb 11 2022 12:47:19

获得称号:肛交恶徒

[-] [deleted] | 8 points | Feb 11 2022 09:24:22

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[-] Top_Cartoonist5383 | 105 points | Feb 11 2022 06:32:43

初中无法毕业

[-] HarryCallahan1225 | 48 points | Feb 11 2022 07:16:33

小學博士是吧

[-] cringeclown666 | 11 points | Feb 11 2022 09:27:45

掏粪绷一脸

[-] apidya2 | 10 points | Feb 11 2022 11:13:41

获得清华大学法学博士学位

[-] Sodom36525 | 6 points | Feb 11 2022 12:38:07

小心中专都进不了！

[-] Glum-Lychee6635 | 3 points | Feb 11 2022 13:49:23

被动：庆丰时间 Q：扛麦十里 W：支江新语 E：生化改革 R：支那复兴

[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 2 points | Feb 11 2022 13:39:41

獲得博士學位

[-] WangZhou19 | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 09:03:20

那你先得扛两百斤麦子走十里路不换肩再说。

[-] [deleted] | 59 points | Feb 11 2022 06:07:15

又是杭州佬，俺寻思你这南蛮子也挺支爆的

[-] Pacific_Mariner | 47 points | Feb 11 2022 06:54:06

杭州是南宋皇帝迁了一大批河南人到浙江

[-] pray250 | 24 points | Feb 11 2022 07:50:01

荷兰人：麻了，都让你们碰瓷完了

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[-] millrogue_fll | 21 points | Feb 11 2022 10:18:06

支那人都是好的，坏的都是荷兰人迁过去的，被荷兰人念歪了经 gif

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[-] Neat-Example3098 | 48 points | Feb 11 2022 06:16:04

骨癌淋：你也配姓赵？

[-] [deleted] | 7 points | Feb 11 2022 10:01:37

什么赵家0

[-] lilao8 | 47 points | Feb 11 2022 06:32:53

在国内练成了也顶多成为陈虹伊，被美国人朱易轻松挤下去。想当谷爱玲还是趁早重新投胎吧。

[-] IllFaithlessness6868 | 32 points | Feb 11 2022 07:43:14

首先你得有一个美国爹，和一个支国婊子妈。

[-] helderb1 | 22 points | Feb 11 2022 08:54:38

能去滑雪的也是天龙人了，像我这种🐭也就堆个雪人

[-] [deleted] | 21 points | Feb 11 2022 08:25:20

可怜的孩子造神运动的牺牲品

[-] qwer4790 | 19 points | Feb 11 2022 07:43:51

你不会像谷爱玲一样

就算你拿了奥运金牌都未必像谷爱玲一样收米

[-] coolbeecoolbee | 11 points | Feb 11 2022 09:50:44

你只是一条黄皮公狗，起码要先把鸡巴给剪了

[-] TakeAVisit | 10 points | Feb 11 2022 09:52:02

和看长津湖回家吃冻土豆冻掉牙齿有的一拼，洼地老是出这些奇葩事。

[-] Ok_Cookie_8459 | 9 points | Feb 11 2022 08:55:50

照片裏他戴了護目鏡也不管事嗎？

[-] Capable_Compote6188 | 8 points | Feb 11 2022 10:42:25

雪镜质量垃圾

[-] Brutus831201 | 8 points | Feb 11 2022 06:16:41

滑

[-] SweetTenderoni | 8 points | Feb 11 2022 06:47:23

那得吃抗雄激素

[-] TankmasterDeng | 7 points | Feb 11 2022 07:15:06

话说像启示录作品里在眼睛周围抹上一圈黑机油能防雪盲症吗？

[-] RighteousPeople | 19 points | Feb 11 2022 07:53:25

不能，这样做实际上遮蔽的是穿过睑板、巩膜、葡萄膜到达眼底的紫外线，然而透过角膜、晶状体、玻璃体到达眼底的紫外线是其十万甚至九万倍，还是带墨镜吧

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 7 points | Feb 11 2022 07:36:41

不是洋大人有个毛用

[-] Unlucky-Addition312 | 4 points | Feb 11 2022 10:45:15

你没她的命小贱支

[-] sm89641226 | 3 points | Feb 11 2022 10:09:18

你只是个器官备用源，想成为赵家人？做梦！

[-] bitbitcoin123 | 3 points | Feb 11 2022 10:35:14

检测到非赵血统

[-] Last-Possibility8647 | 3 points | Feb 11 2022 11:09:10

谷:繃,你以為你爸是白人嗎?

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 06:13:11

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 08:23:25

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[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 08:56:17

杭州佬别老是找画面

[-] on99er | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 09:22:57

首先你要重抽

[-] 8ngin8 | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 09:56:02

那要先移民美國

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 11:14:07

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[-] kratos9394 | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 12:08:10

首先你得润到阿美

[-] Ine966 | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 14:08:02

抽象支那豬，弱智每一天

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 14:32:06

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[-] Disastrous_Shame8964 | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 15:13:27

多练练，以后可以参加残奥会

[-] efoocool | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 18:29:05

你们说张高丽爱滑雪不？

[-] RichardThunders | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 19:07:24

笑死😆

[-] necklesssock | 1 points | Feb 11 2022 22:39:57

笑屎我了

[-] booboo0419 | 1 points | Feb 12 2022 00:14:37

活鸡巴该