习近平祝贺英女王登基70周年

[-] Peasant598 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:17:43

queen：80多年前，我见过和你一样的暴君

[-] SquareSugar3110 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:01:08

習的能力差希特勒差的不是一點半點

[-] frwyy | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:11:38

要是比图支的能力呢？

[-] SquareSugar3110 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:14:12

那可是贏麻了

[-] DeBu_7554 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:22:55

和自家臘肉比輸麻了

[-] CrazyuniversePooh | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:54:12

flat：「你說的那個暴君，他人生的最後時刻是不是──
queen/flat：「一槍把自己崩了?」/「睡水晶棺萬人擁戴?」
flat：「哈?」
queen：「哈?」

[-] Peasant598 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:55:27

乐了

[-] HarryCallahan1225 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 06:11:30

看見鸚鵡頭了

[-] 6324chenshitou | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:18:50

長江後浪推前浪

[-] Mystic_Emerald | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:42:47

颅内有画面了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:44:14

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[-] Repulsive-Park-7429 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:45:35

长江后浪?梁家河后浪!!

[-] apide_ | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:22:09

她是个皇帝朕也是个皇帝

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:31:08

这下His highness了

[-] stevezh64 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:40:55

是His majesty. 说错了准备杀头吧

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:42:33

梗来源

[-] stevezh64 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:50:54

平子要不服了：“你们联合国嘴里谁才是陛下？”

[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 05:34:46

才殿下？你罵誰呢！安排活摘

[-] ChrisGKwan | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:16:07

她是女王，文盲滚

[-] ihsienChang | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 07:36:13

回去告诉你们那个彼得

[-] XianzhongZhuang | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 23:36:14

他的英文臺頭是H.E=His Elementary

[-] lbxyb | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:24:51

回电问什么时候下台

[-] Wuqianqh | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 10:55:46

草，那要是他回复你什么时候死我就什么时候下台呢？

[-] Electronic-Brush-453 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:33:44

这叫“虽不能至，心向往之”

[-] Only_Egg_9751 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:34:28

长大后，我就成了你

[-] HarryCallahan1225 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 06:13:05

性轉是吧

[-] Kashiwaki | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:39:19

包子：日出處天子致書，日落處天子致意。 Queen：滾！

[-] Traditional-Pear-858 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:48:38

Queen: Nuts.

[-] GottaCumBlast | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 12:36:50

Flat: Busted.

[-] WhiteHaloKing | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 02:39:38

瓶子潜台词: 我也马上登基了

[-] shushu8964 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:12:51

習近平真的完美演示什麽叫傻逼

[-] Mountain-Snow-896 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:58:32

哈哈哈哈哈

[-] Arthropleura-armata | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:31:45

崇洋媚外的东西，为什么不去祝贺蛤蟆仙人

[-] AdEnvironmental9127 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:38:15

当上火影看不起仙术了

[-] Environmental_Ad8401 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:47:05

哈哈哈哈，今日首蚌

[-] AlenFN | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:53:47

自来也也是忍者😤

[-] NaTsuiRoMaTshri | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 05:50:48

😡😡😡 数典忘本的东西

[-] Shaun111Yang | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:34:58

你个勾罕见

[-] RosahRosah | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 03:36:55

qe2: filthy chink peasant滚

[-] Winwin_Zhang | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:07:18

我第一眼看成了习近平二世

[-] lebbe | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:18:57

"朕也希望可以在位至少70年"

[-] Shinyruo0v0 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:27:48

终将成为你

[-] indian-never-tip | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:41:23

习" 现在我和你一样平起平坐了，而且我还有实权，我控制14亿奴才"

英女王:" hello?? Who is speaking? What is ching chang chong ? Hello?"

习:"... Haro...chingchangchong dingdong"

[-] dut1s | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 04:50:02

queen：贺你老母，你死了我都冇死啊

[-] Select_Thought7970 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 05:02:33

“我想做的和您一樣久”

[-] morenaro | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 05:09:16

sb习近平

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 08:12:24

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[-] Xifucker | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 08:41:36

羡慕了

[-] Tailminister | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 08:54:01

刑平：向天再借60年

[-] JK3989 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 09:36:26

未來會有致包子登基70周年的嗎

[-] jwhwbw | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 09:46:10

这b马上也要登基了墙内的🕷️等着被图图吧

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 10:42:52

英女王：在和孩子们看小熊维尼，勿扰

[-] ki_yoku | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 10:54:26

oh？

[-] Zealousideal-Way1357 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 12:24:52

哈！向帝國主義標竿请安！

[-] calkael | 1 points | Feb 08 2022 05:14:40

习中习好好学习