和一个女生告白了，结果被人家说我的脑袋像弗利萨二阶段，太他妈的伤人了😢😢😢

[-] thenamewasused | 2 points | Feb 06 2022 07:31:53

你好,弗利萨二阶段

[-] FriendlySomewhere870 | 2 points | Feb 06 2022 07:33:21

绷

[-] lbxyb | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 07:34:03

真不留头发吗

[-] PTSD_Ming | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 07:35:26

我要是杰尼龟那种圆圆的萌萌的秃头就好啦😢

[-] AdEnvironmental9127 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:45:13

什么龟头？

[-] Fuckxjp8964 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:58:01

崩

[-] butter_cnm | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 10:37:13

启动超级变换形态！头屌互换

[-] pingzityra | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 07:36:29

是刚开始变身的第一帧的中间形态

[-] poiulkjh87 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 07:45:02

你跟白女還亞裔告白

[-] PTSD_Ming | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:34:26

不是黄人

[-] ShowMeThePath_1 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 07:53:15

是织女吗

[-] PTSD_Ming | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:34:33

Nonono

[-] Happy-Magician8144 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 07:56:29

如果是三阶段就好了

[-] Low_Professional6479 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:00:07

好看的不是扁头

[-] No_Detail1723 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:14:09

我就是扁头，支那陋习把我一生都给毁了

[-] EscapeSodom | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:50:43

扁头跟支那陋习有什么关系？

[-] Coldbirdbird | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 09:41:33

清朝的时候男的为了留辫子就把头睡扁，这样辫子一留刚好头看起来是圆的

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:54:35

明明是满洲国蒙古国习俗，支人能不能冷静一点？

[-] WhitePufferfish | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:13:44

在？看看死亡光束

[-] Machetintrunk | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:24:20

大王挺可爱的

[-] champ1onchan | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:28:32

确实

[-] Rich-Context6672 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:32:58

繃

[-] martyrdom_forFreedom | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:43:24

你对面的女生好壮啊，你这身材也是练过的吧，都是健身爱好者？

[-] PTSD_Ming | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:18:49

那是男的。。。。顾客，这是店里人随便抓拍的我

[-] martyrdom_forFreedom | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:24:49

你也是兴趣使然的英雄？

[-] PTSD_Ming | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:33:40

我就是个b啊

[-] martyrdom_forFreedom | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:35:30

表白也太pussy了，真的成b了

[-] furry199564 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 08:51:42

反攻中南海就靠你了弗利萨

[-] nathena_19 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 09:12:07

还有看七龙珠的小仙女

[-] Smooth_Geologist7372 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 09:15:12

绷

[-] DirectAd1101 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 09:33:44

幽默

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 09:38:00

谢谢你，陌生人，让我笑得那么开心

[-] Rff020313 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 09:40:20

练的不错分享一下健身心得？

[-] IllPomegranate6390 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 10:07:34

戴个假发

[-] butter_cnm | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 10:37:39

爷弗啦

[-] ElectronicThroat1600 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 11:31:04

艾刚?

[-] UnderstandingFun9317 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 11:35:16

光头不留疤没有男人味，建议头顶中间劈道疤

[-] Better_Cellist6112 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 18:52:49

是劈了个马眼吗

[-] flajjimier | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 11:42:28

太搞笑了这个梗，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，想起赵石的《心灵的故事》了

[-] gugugu123w | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 12:11:07

还真像，一点没说错

[-] bandit8964 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 14:05:36

健老嗨这体脂率我羡慕了，我他妈一眼脂肪臂，减脂太费劲啦

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 19:23:42

來點clen。

[-] Some-Commercial-4387 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 14:35:34

你好，弗利萨大王

[-] Weary_Region2683 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 16:41:46

😂

[-] Defiant-Ad6277 | 1 points | Feb 06 2022 19:47:55

你应该庆幸她没说你像弗利沙三阶段

[-] PTSD_Ming | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 07:36:27

三阶段还是挺帅的，宇宙帝王的气质，二阶段变身好像他妈的畸形杂兵

[-] Positive-Knowledge35 | 1 points | Feb 07 2022 06:24:33

不是布歐就偷著樂吧

[-] DoLayLowMore | 1 points | Feb 10 2022 06:54:28

我命你开贴细嗦表白