baozhiyingcheng | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 01:36:14

诚实的荷兰人—金井盖与银井盖

一名诚实的荷兰人带着一个井盖过河时,不小心将井盖掉落河中。失去了当天收入的荷兰人嚎啕大哭,小仙女怜悯他,于是便掏出一块金井盖问诚实的荷兰人掉的是这个吗?荷兰人回答不是。小仙女又掏出一块银井盖问了同样的问题,荷兰人还是诚实回答。当小仙女掏出那块掉落的铁井盖时,荷兰人表示那块才是自己今天顺走的井盖。小仙女认为荷兰人很诚实,于是把三块井盖都送给了荷兰人。但是诚实的荷兰人力气不够同时拿走三块,于是他将铁井盖扔在原地将金银两块井盖拿回家了。

邻居是一个狡猾的荷兰人,他听到这件事后很羡慕。于是也将一块铁井盖扔进河里装作大哭,小仙女出线询问他是否掉了金井盖时,他回答了是之后小仙女就消失,连那块铁的井盖都没有还给他。

同村的暴躁荷兰人听说这件事后,也去了河边如法炮制。当小仙女出线时,暴躁的荷兰人抢在前面“靠嫩娘把金井盖交出来,不然用井盖把河流截断让恁没地方住只能来我们村给所有人当媳妇”吓得小仙女立刻交出了金井盖。

[-] Coldbirdbird | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:05:20

地域黑有意思吗

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:42:33

炒作狗差不多得了gifgif

[-] Coldbirdbird | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:45:28

炒作狗怎么你了

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:46:55

炒作狗死全国,不同意的请举手🙋

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:53:09

没有

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:53:15

没有

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:53:20

没有

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:53:27

通过!

[-] kiru_shina_buta | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:11:17

从这种弱智乳包烂梗的点赞数可以管中窥豹你sub现在有多少引流小鬼

[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:37:10

带哥快教我玩抽象吧呜呜呜,没您的指导我都不会上网说话了

[-] Hio899 | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 03:17:10

一眼河南人

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 03:17:10

靠嫩娘,偷井盖咯,靠嫩娘

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[-] sumidagawa_home | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 03:57:16

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 03:57:16

没有教养的东西,怎么说话的

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[-] Sodom36525 | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 04:56:47

河南人滚

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 04:56:48

靠嫩娘,偷井盖咯,靠嫩娘

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[-] Zhongshitna | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 05:00:37

靠恁娘 靠嫩娘

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 23:58:23

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[-] ReinMayer | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 05:36:11

我不是河南人,所以我觉得很有意思。

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 05:36:12

靠嫩娘,偷井盖咯,靠嫩娘

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[-] Salt_Jellyfish6777 | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 05:44:50

米线人滚,俺是广东🐒丝毫不影响俺黑广东

[-] AssemGear | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:22:02

互相伤害多有意思

[-] stockings_kat | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:22:18

每次看到地域黑帖子比买彩票中奖了还开心

[-] Pelifax | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:37:08

有啊

[-] tough_leek | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:50:16

沒有

[-] hdhhd6s | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 02:10:52

多编

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 06:45:22

後來小仙女回想這事,越想越不甘心,

就發大水把荷蘭地鐵跟地下車道的荷蘭人沖走

[-] bihiki | 1 points | Jan 26 2022 09:47:12

快编个银与金驻马店版