嗨呀是我吗

鉴于最近套皮孝子越来越多，爱偷梗的v畜妄图融入浪人，特此开帖交流。

第一，所作所为和饭圈集美一样，但V畜们喜欢套皮奶头乐又不认。

平时爱看p图反串和造谣，然后躲起来跟着各种畜骂或复读，一到了自己喜欢的虚拟万人骑妓女头上就跟噶了篮子的狗一样叫不出来，打字的手颤颤巍巍想反驳，但又不敢暴露自己喜欢的电子妓女，以免下次被人点草，因此只能偷偷点踩或者举报换下一个贴子。只能说V畜们看一次虚拟主播死一车家里人。

看皮套人的贱畜轮回种花

嗨呀，是我吗？

第二，顶级缝合贵物

各处偷了点话术就觉得自己很幽默，说话没有味儿也不再是星号战神，结果触摸到自己喜欢的东西就和抗畜一样三观正。现如今语言和思考功能严重退化，天天转来转去聊的就虚拟万人骑们那点破事，有的甚至能复读一年，彻底沦为人肉复读机

面癱皮影戲到底有啥好看？

皮套人司马了，就嗯摇头晃脑

第一，喝口胶

捏来捏去的，给你睾丸捏爆

第三，V畜好神，觉得浪人身份很潮，喜欢嘲笑和扣别人兔兔帽子，实则只是偷梗玩梗，有事儿了又不想承认浪爹

v畜们身为玩盒大手子，喜欢玩盒却不准宣传，怕其他v畜掌握相关技术，生怕自己或自己喜欢的电子妓女被开。聊到盒总是说“我们v畜从来不会盒啊”以示冰清玉洁。既然爱玩盒不如让浪人们进吧推广，让每个v畜都有基本的使用电报摩尔机器人的权力，俺也好攒点推广值

v畜死妈了

有一种偶像，叫做时乃空； 有一种软萌，叫做萝卜子； 有一种完美，叫做星街彗星； 有一种冒失，叫做赤井心； 有一种活泼，叫做樱巫女； 有一种甜蜜，叫做夜空梅露； 有一种仁爱，叫做大神澪； 有一种可爱，叫做白上吹雪； 有一种混沌，叫做夏色祭； 有一种温柔，叫做凑阿库娅； 有一种自慢，叫做紫咲诗音； 有一种蠢萌，叫做百鬼绫目； 有一种涩气，叫做愈月巧可； 有一种元气，叫做大空昴； 有一种池面，叫做猫又小粥； 有一种坚持，叫做戌神沁音； 有一种傲娇，叫做兔田佩克拉； 有一种奔放，叫做润羽露西亚； 有一种宁静，叫做不知火芙蕾雅； 有一种广阔，叫做白银诺艾尔； 有一种调皮，叫做宝钟玛琳； 有一种肯定，叫做天音彼方； 有一种自由，叫做桐生可可； 有一种善良，叫做角卷绵芽； 有一种反差，叫做常暗永远； 有一种腹黑，叫做姬森璐娜； 有一种喜爱，叫做vtuber； 有一种美好，叫做Hololive。

I want to fuck Suisei. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Suisei than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Suisei for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking to rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that she has a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Suisei is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another guy! I want her to have feelings only for me! Even after she graduates I want her to hold me in her heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Suisei art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she hates people like me, and would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

草泥马看v怎么啦！

我宣布除了galgame以外的二次元全该死

套皮直播的出现使多少cv，画师，同人歌手纷纷转业，业界原本就衰落的情况更加没落，原本就不多的社会资源都给v圈的臭棋篓子掠夺走了。v畜，你坏事做尽！