6324fans | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:11:35

有医老嗨么？用拖鞋拍一只蟑螂，结果操你妈拍爆了，液体喷眼睛里了

会不会有事？

[-] DARKDOOM001 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:12:55

那玩意细菌很大…找点眼药水杀杀菌罢……

[-] 6324fans | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:33:11

用肥皂水洗了，细菌我倒不太害怕，就怕有寄生虫啥的

[-] Ok-Machine-7438 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:13:12

先赶紧冲洗一下，下次打蟑螂记得先垫一层纸

[-] Ok-Ad-2513 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:13:40

再过一会儿你也可以飞了，明天把你头砍了你还可以活一个月，你就偷着乐吧

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:15:25

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[-] Conscious-Boss | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:19:35

参考电影「the fly」

[-] Norris95 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:20:24

操你妈，笑死我了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:20:41

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:22:06

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[-] Say_Nabokov | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:22:40

会变成蟑螂人，恭喜你不再是蜘蛛

[-] xijinping721 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:23:16

化身蟑螂侠

[-] CalligrapherKlutzy41 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:24:58

什么travis scott

[-] WonderfulRelease5684 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:54:45

什么河南说唱之王

[-] apide_ | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:26:50

....你可真牛啊

[-] the_psycholist | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:28:33

這下李文亮醫生了

[-] Hugh_C | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:35:54

蟑螂汁就是康复新液，帮助伤口愈合的 把眼睛戳瞎，把蟑螂汁用掉就ok了

[-] 6324fans | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:44:52

查了下，还真有这种抽象药。现在心里舒服一些了

[-] AlfalfaComfortable23 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:24:18

什么艾胶原

[-] niconicocni | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:56:21

妈的现在胃溃疡天天喝这抽象药。第一次看到成分都麻了： 美洲大蠊干燥虫体提取物

[-] samlam0830 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:11:04

很多化妝品成份都是蟑螂中提取

[-] 0x1o8mr1eiSfg | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:54:54

我有次去医院给我开这种药，二话不说直接扔乐色桶

[-] niconicocni | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:02:57

你别说，配合胶体果胶铋+枸橼酸铋钾，效果拔群，现在好得差不多了

[-] bangbuzhule | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 21:02:43

难怪蟑螂🪳生命力强

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:37:01

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[-] Inevitable_Bag7587 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:37:02

康复新液嗯喝

[-] ajrkfjkfjs | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:43:51

北欧见了

[-] wozhenshitaikaixinle | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:44:40

明天早上起床发现自己变身了，长出八只脚

[-] playdoh4sale | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:19:57

什么卡夫卡

[-] wozhenshitaikaixinle | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:32:41

这下变形了

[-] Dengshopping | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:25:24

吗的蟑螂也没有八只脚啊

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:48:12

没喷逼里不会怀孕

[-] AllHailPolobear | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 01:49:45

蜘蛛被蟑螂反杀了😂😂😂

[-] PeachEuphoric | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:05:04

喜迎蟑螂俠

[-] ThatsyourD | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:15:22

明天就能变卡面来打了

[-] qingzhidaowomen | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:20:46

什么范马刃牙

[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:21:56

蟑螂卵很小，会在眼底繁殖，长大了以后会在夜间活动，在你睡着的时候从泪腺里钻出来

[-] Altruistic-Air-328 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:02:51

我操，你别吓我😭

[-] Empty-Translator117 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 09:15:31

蟑螂是从卵鞘里出来的，那个还挺明显的，不用慌

[-] Altruistic-Air-328 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 18:11:34

不会真在眼底繁殖吧😢

[-] Dengshopping | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:36:17

不是在眼球里钻来钻去？

[-] AllHailPolobear | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 05:40:16

会不会钻到脑子里然后吃脑子，最后从爆裂的眼球里爬出来？

[-] SagerKing_xswl | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:47:43

老干部不能用了

[-] yanleerriver | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:52:36

這幾天多聽點travis scott

[-] chonglang198964 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 02:59:22

什么战螂

[-] Butters_777999 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:00:02

啊啊啊快去洗

[-] T_T_QAQ | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:05:57

会进化成火星异种

[-] Thirstposter | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:26:51

要进化喽！

[-] Yamamoto5-6 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:46:56

我医老嗨,先用酒精消毒！

[-] Slow-Fan7774 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 03:54:01

滴百草枯试试

[-] PuzzleheadedSun1460 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:06:24

火星异种

[-] Forward_Ad9500 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:19:26

吃顿好的，该干嘛干嘛

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:25:10

用浓氢氧化钠洗一洗就行了

[-] LengthinessNo2934 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:32:44

这下变虫记了

[-] Alternative-Bunch597 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:34:53

去醫院檢查

[-] Dengshopping | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 04:38:45

没救了。一周后孵化，一个月后你体内就几十只蟑螂🪳到处爬

[-] Candid-Rhubarb7521 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 05:35:55

没事，普通艾滋。该吃吃该喝喝

[-] ColorlessRainb0w | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 06:18:14

快进到我即是虫群

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 07:33:37

哈哈哈哈

[-] Mundane_Skin5138 | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 12:08:25

把眼珠子挖掉试试

[-] Particular_Scallion | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 14:23:04

答应我，变异成蟑螂侠后直接开献

[-] pussyshinapig | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 15:02:46

简单用童子尿洗洗

[-] RandomlyWow | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 16:19:18

漫威：版权费要多少直接说

[-] EscapeSodom | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 17:32:10

cnm，我在吃饭，脑子里想了下那个场景现在吃不下了，你陪我外卖钱。

[-] Tutulangren | 1 points | Jan 20 2022 18:06:01

抠出来洗洗