newlangren | 1 points | Jan 12 2022 21:15:23

Shen fag zheng

The Chinese ID situation in China is probably one of the most aggravating things about living in this 8 Covid cases country.

Spitting on the streets? I can deal with it.

Loud noises starting at 6am making it impossible to get a decent nights sleep? Whatever.

Constantly needing to do daily nucleic acid level tests so your city can stay at zero cases? I get it.

Shit food that will make my insides bleed and strip 20 years off my life? I accepted that as we are all Lao loser, balding fat ass tims anyway.

But not having an ID that pretty much makes doing essential things impossible? This is where I draw the line.

You can’t buy rogaine for your hair to show Rainys you’re still a young buck ready to f*ck. Taobao claims you need a Chinese ID.

You can’t go to the oddly pristine public showers at the park to jackoff to the dancing ayi’s. You need a Chinese ID card.

You are told your passport number isn’t real on 粤省事 since it expects you to have a Chinese ID card.

And don’t even get my started on the fucking retarded 农国人 who keep asking for my Chinese ID card number. It’s not like foreigners just started working and living in china last year, we’ve been here since ancient times, yet people still have the audacity to ask us for our Chinese ID card.

What pisses me off is this is clearly a china problem. In the US, your drivers license is your ID card, and you don’t need to fucking show your ID card to buy condoms in Costco. Why the fuck is china so god damn retarded?