Mars_critic273 | 1 points | Dec 01 2021 22:37:48
比谁寿命长是吧[-] baozhiyingcheng | 117 points | Dec 01 2021 22:41:40
再来个王沪宁长命百岁
[-] GoodCossutius | 56 points | Dec 02 2021 00:24:52
九千岁
[-] langlangzi | 41 points | Dec 02 2021 00:44:58
比较健康
[-] shj6482 | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 05:25:20
九千岁是指魏忠贤吧？
[-] CinaCoron8964 | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 05:21:18
什么奇迹哥
[-] Cute_Ad_2501 | 52 points | Dec 02 2021 00:35:09
祝习近平主席万寿无疆，祝王沪宁皇后娘娘身体健康
[-] SuitableRun8587 | 18 points | Dec 02 2021 01:28:34
九千岁是称呼明朝一个东厂太监头子的
[-] GoodCossutius | 13 points | Dec 02 2021 02:05:07
司礼监掌印太监王公公
[-] Miserable_Painter528 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 02:21:22
魏忠贤是吧
[-] Difficult-Time8877 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 07:07:33
是毛泽东林彪
[-] [deleted] | 11 points | Dec 02 2021 04:52:58
[deleted]
[-] Anonym3937 | 8 points | Dec 02 2021 05:22:41
黄坤明同志勉强健康
[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 6 points | Dec 02 2021 01:39:19
你說國師是太監，馬上把妳搖了
[-] FlightCai | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 01:53:50
王副统帅永远健康
[-] NoGovernment4748 | 61 points | Dec 01 2021 22:52:15
万寿无疆也通货膨胀了是吧
[-] Mars_critic273 | 15 points | Dec 01 2021 23:30:58
一岁无疆是吧
[-] Logical_Finance3927 | 58 points | Dec 01 2021 23:00:47
李克强允许流习近平，万岁动摊位万万岁
[-] shitholeXI | 25 points | Dec 01 2021 23:48:16
什么鸡猪鱼牛肉肉肉肉
[-] BigCapital2765 | 10 points | Dec 02 2021 02:13:35
创持，，，
[-] monika13377 | 8 points | Dec 02 2021 01:51:14
，，，
[-] SnooRegrets808 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 06:19:07
《创人药》之文明食品喷香滴，，，亲甜滴，，，
[-] 100kgWheat1Shoulder | 8 points | Dec 02 2021 00:51:44
什么 DontDeadOpenInside
[-] Least-Pineapple-8494 | 1 points | Dec 01 2021 23:10:12
流是什么东动词
[-] Logical_Finance3927 | 23 points | Dec 01 2021 23:14:32
流产
[-] Least-Pineapple-8494 | 13 points | Dec 01 2021 23:15:04
支国不允许流产。
[-] RemoteHoney | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 08:06:46
不是滿街貼著無痛人流？？
[-] ElectricalPeninsula | 14 points | Dec 01 2021 23:27:28
[-] ExpensiveFunny9118 | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 01:41:54
流出
[-] mikannccc | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 11:48:26
绷死我了
[-] sijsbwbdhxj | 52 points | Dec 01 2021 22:49:13
简单喊句习近平永远健康
[-] OuSeji | 41 points | Dec 01 2021 23:00:09
明年这板子就得换了
[-] Stock_Search377 | 29 points | Dec 01 2021 23:08:50
大胆！😡
[-] chichichongchong | 18 points | Dec 02 2021 01:31:32
强子 别坐飞机 我只能点到这了
[-] Mars_critic273 | 15 points | Dec 02 2021 01:37:45
坐飞机专门飞过蒙古，坐火车专门开过皇姑屯
[-] wozhenshitaikaixinle | 8 points | Dec 01 2021 23:44:02
祝里卡酱比较健康
[-] Russkin52 | 8 points | Dec 02 2021 02:26:45
跟以前那个，试卷上写毛腊肉万岁，没老师敢打叉差不多
[-] Glum-Lychee6635 | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 01:52:09
蔡奇：收到驱逐低端人口
[-] Slow-Fan7774 | 6 points | Dec 01 2021 23:33:43
大大滴良民
[-] Pol-Chi-Minh | 5 points | Dec 01 2021 23:29:56
北方有BRT的城市，收网
[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 6 points | Dec 02 2021 00:35:53
郑州？
[-] Pol-Chi-Minh | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 00:49:21
盲猜沙东
[-] PLYTV | 5 points | Dec 01 2021 23:51:52
比较健康
[-] tkwhdc10 | 3 points | Dec 01 2021 23:19:21
笑嘻了
[-] Slight_Shiba | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 00:29:28
烤甜梨是什么
[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 00:36:33
烤梨
[-] No-Entertainment-803 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 01:55:28
城管麻了
[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 02:25:28
李克強比較健康
[-] Horse_Armor | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 01:39:22
直呼圣上名讳，大不敬，抓了！
[-] aiglas0209 | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 01:46:35
胡叼盤九千歲
[-] Legal_District_2313 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 00:54:59
这位是他妈强黑吧
[-] passione1 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 04:18:45
莉卡酱写在前面？疑似有点找死了
[-] chinkbutcher | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 04:40:52
支那🐷不信天国是这样的
[-] hulutoken | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 06:08:52
奴性十足
[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 08:05:33
沒賣烤蘋果皮？？
[-] Fragrant_Bet_4255 | 201 points | Dec 01 2021 22:59:58
习近平总书记万寿无疆，李克强总理永远健康，王沪宁书记比较健康，领导干部满面红光，普通干部勉强健康，底层干部卧病在床，人民群众通通死光
[-] Hamilton_Ibarra | 19 points | Dec 02 2021 01:42:28
呃呃，动动脑，人民群众死光了谁给领导卖命干活。反转了，领导简单整个死灵法术控制尸体007干活更卖力
[-] Aggravating_Post1234 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 06:45:02
阿尔萨斯习王是吧
[-] Taxi-Meter | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 06:40:04
格尔萨斯＆李克尔苏加德
[-] Ready-Egg-2921 | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 09:32:13
什么巫妖王习尔萨斯
[-] GoodCossutius | 14 points | Dec 02 2021 00:25:30
什么trickle down
[-] WinniethePing8964 | 12 points | Dec 02 2021 00:32:21
整挺押韵
[-] qinzijinping | 9 points | Dec 01 2021 23:35:03
玩明白了