习近平是不是想操哪个明星打个电话就行。

kissby | 1 points | Nov 29 2021 17:57:12

习近平是不是想操哪个明星打个电话就行。

[-] Agent--Zer0 | 37 points | Nov 29 2021 18:06:23

反转了俊平是骚0

[-] AutoModerator | 13 points | Nov 29 2021 18:06:24

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[-] Mirrorsbalalala | 3 points | Nov 29 2021 22:08:41

Good bot

[-] RealWilsonEdwards | 29 points | Nov 29 2021 18:21:23

爱支明星巴不得上门服务，还需要打电话？

[-] kxdtwa | 27 points | Nov 29 2021 18:46:13

彭丽媛不就是明星吗

[-] BrazilFrog | 25 points | Nov 29 2021 18:59:41

操彭丽媛可能不需要打电话

[-] jiangjindong | 13 points | Nov 29 2021 20:41:46

想操彭丽媛直接去阎维文家就可以，但不愿意动的话还是得打个电话让她回来的

[-] wazxy | 20 points | Nov 29 2021 18:36:34

不是每個首長都好這個。

[-] UkitaAkane | 8 points | Nov 29 2021 19:36:09

问题是omicron主席太软太细了，像根全淀粉制的火腿肠，明星没感觉，omicron也没感觉。

[-] WilsonEdwardz | 3 points | Nov 29 2021 19:47:00

别尬黑，主席早就安排了器官移植

[-] Some-Commercial-4387 | 2 points | Nov 29 2021 23:51:58

大量引入嗨人配型呢是吧

[-] thierryhung | 5 points | Nov 29 2021 19:27:47

說不定他也是聯通老嗨。

[-] batman_run | 4 points | Nov 29 2021 19:45:18

让刑平高潮的只有权利

[-] Immediate-Deer-5015 | 4 points | Nov 29 2021 23:37:21

力

[-] StringFlashy7148 | 2 points | Nov 30 2021 00:31:11

立

[-] Arizona567 | 3 points | Nov 29 2021 20:42:06

邢平：简单肏个吴京

[-] BusinessCivil6569 | 1 points | Nov 30 2021 01:03:45

吴京：简单后入个邢平