大事不好了我杀人了！

[-] Tian_zhidao | 34 points | Nov 22 2021 05:26:55

对了我用的共享单车软件是美团共享单车，现在下载美团共享单车可领免费骑行卡，享受免费骑车，美团共享单车，兴义遇见你！

[-] GlassSearch2 | 27 points | Nov 22 2021 05:08:42

看到标题就直接典中典了

[-] BF109K4 | 26 points | Nov 22 2021 05:40:56

别鸡巴炒作了，你后爹都把你买的豪士面包造完了，快回家看看吧

[-] Tian_zhidao | 19 points | Nov 22 2021 05:43:06

事实求是，实话实说，从不炒作，我只接受善意的建议，但不接受无端的批评与指责！

[-] Tian_zhidao | 24 points | Nov 22 2021 05:14:58

我刚想准备去围观凑热闹，结果发现他骑着的车就是我之前骑的那辆共享单车，因为车子突然被锁死导致他被泥头车给创了

[-] AppleAndBook | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 05:17:27

綳，什麼現代魔幻喜劇，是典嗎

[-] Tian_zhidao | 16 points | Nov 22 2021 05:11:18

结果听到一声惨叫，我跑过去看发现校门口有个人被泥头车给创了

[-] Tian_zhidao | 16 points | Nov 22 2021 05:23:45

我回到宿舍后赶紧把共享单车app给卸载了然后来chonglangtv写了这篇帖子，家人们我该怎么办晶哥会不会来抓我，我好慌

[-] Tian_zhidao | 13 points | Nov 22 2021 05:02:58

练会功（轮友限定皮肤），楼下细说

[-] Ok_End_3279 | 13 points | Nov 22 2021 05:20:25

前面的网吧喝绿茶环节呢

[-] Tian_zhidao | 19 points | Nov 22 2021 05:30:24

我刚刚杀了人，现在躲在宿舍里瑟瑟发抖，等过了风头我再开一贴讲讲网吧绿茶尿的故事

[-] Billlbb | 13 points | Nov 22 2021 05:37:40

看了8964遍了

[-] Cass6us | 13 points | Nov 22 2021 05:46:26

谢谢你，陌生的引流支，偷的很经典，祝你全家在老干部体内团聚

[-] Tian_zhidao | 5 points | Nov 22 2021 06:05:14

尊重，读书人的事能叫偷吗？原创！

[-] appledogsssss | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 13:37:58

你个引流狗说别人引流？这是否有点

[-] Tian_zhidao | 12 points | Nov 22 2021 05:17:25

当时我就吓得手脚是汗，全身发凉，看样子人好像是被创死了，晶哥都来了封锁了现场，我吓得赶紧跑回了宿舍

[-] ConsistentBat4180 | 11 points | Nov 22 2021 05:05:48

典

[-] Tian_zhidao | 9 points | Nov 22 2021 05:09:50

我不想平白无故的花钱给别人骑车，也没有多想就用手机结账然后把车给锁了

[-] PrayMidori | 8 points | Nov 22 2021 06:43:48

典，没看过的引流狗死全家

[-] Tian_zhidao | 6 points | Nov 22 2021 05:04:04

刚刚我骑着共享单车回到学校

[-] wangyouxingping | 6 points | Nov 22 2021 05:16:42

典死家

[-] Sea-Patient-1804 | 6 points | Nov 22 2021 05:47:23

看到标题就脑补出全内容

[-] Ambitious-Aide9198 | 5 points | Nov 22 2021 05:14:12

啊，这这下讹上你了

[-] JerryLestre | 5 points | Nov 22 2021 05:51:43

看標題就知道是這個

[-] [deleted] | 3 points | Nov 22 2021 05:04:26

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[-] Tian_zhidao | 3 points | Nov 22 2021 05:06:06

当我走到宿舍楼的时候想起我的共享单车忘记锁了

[-] superboylee_0114 | 3 points | Nov 22 2021 05:15:56

什么间接献忠

[-] NotoYakumo | 3 points | Nov 22 2021 05:31:13

典死家

[-] Tian_zhidao | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 05:07:13

于是我准备回去锁车，结果发现车被人骑走了

[-] Low-Relationship8828 | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 05:10:06

典

[-] superboylee_0114 | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 05:15:48

绷

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 05:17:11

⭕真

[-] AppleAndBook | 0 points | Nov 22 2021 05:17:53

丁真

[-] fengkuangyvzhouew | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 05:45:11

点

[-] merulia | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 06:05:28

多搬点

[-] Miyunli | 2 points | Nov 22 2021 06:53:01

典中典，我看看能钓出来多少引流贱畜

[-] Excellent_Salary1638 | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 06:22:05

典

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 07:28:20

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[-] Shythab | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 07:57:54

典

[-] -0o__o0- | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 09:24:45

🐮，引流吗？

[-] bozzisss | 1 points | Nov 22 2021 12:01:53

你养的狗被五步蛇咬了快回家看看吧

[-] Mountain-Snow-896 | 1 points | Nov 23 2021 00:40:13

你有些烧

[-] Alternative-Brain-19 | -2 points | Nov 22 2021 05:32:02

傻逼引流狗滚

[-] Tian_zhidao | 21 points | Nov 22 2021 05:41:03

我朝圣山学社吧引流过来的，现在已经算老资历了，你可以称我一声红老嗨

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 25 2021 06:50:04

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