fjfjfjdndn | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 12:21:36
网警们，我不怕你们，我要请神了！！！一请陕西习维尼，二请重庆薄熙来，三请湖南毛腊肉，四请侏儒邓小平，五请永生江蛤蟆，六请昆明新疆徒，七请莆田欧金中，八请双杀外卖员，诸路神仙快显灵，保我中华开太平！
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 88 points | Nov 17 2021 12:26:17
镫！镫！镫！俺且视那小熊维尼如何发难，吾杀不到中南海此事不算完！
[-] GottaCumBlast | 20 points | Nov 17 2021 16:13:14
這下沒完沒了了
[-] fastrun225 | 11 points | Nov 17 2021 17:54:55
加个田明建
[-] RighteousPeople | 8 points | Nov 18 2021 00:02:33
杀了习维尼，还有后来人。
必须屠尽支那人
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 87 points | Nov 17 2021 12:23:58
哇呀呀呀~黑皮警察仗权势，要把我往牢狱赶！
[-] Mr_QAQ_Malone | 80 points | Nov 17 2021 12:35:57
什么跳大神TV
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 74 points | Nov 17 2021 12:27:56
百姓们细听分说，待俺斩下习近平头颅把家还！啊！把！家！还！
[-] ban-ni-ma | 61 points | Nov 17 2021 12:24:41
我杨佳这么没排面？
[-] VoiceOfRatman | 52 points | Nov 17 2021 13:33:08
今天sub的节目效果格外的好，是不是都盼着昨天习拜会来场大的结果鸡巴都没来，把浪人们整得精神失常了？
[-] futaLogic | 11 points | Nov 17 2021 13:50:58
就像一拳打在空气上
[-] Odd-Coyote-3365 | 36 points | Nov 17 2021 12:49:54
母黑皮裤裆里拽出新式月经带朝你丢去就能破你神功，且先把母狗们都操大肚子再来请神起事可好？
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 34 points | Nov 17 2021 13:56:27
各路神仙护体，岂是淫秽之物能破！
[-] Odd-Coyote-3365 | 12 points | Nov 17 2021 14:14:25
瞧瞧你请的贵物，习维尼一见卫生巾我怕他直接prpr晶姐毛血旺
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 36 points | Nov 17 2021 14:19:26
毛主席大显神通，把织女经血吸空
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 31 points | Nov 17 2021 14:03:29
墙外网警休要猖狂，试回头看近平脖子头颅两茫茫！
[-] lubiaoyang | 30 points | Nov 17 2021 12:41:42
你他妈演河神是吧
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 23 points | Nov 17 2021 13:58:40
警局狗官欺我辱包，我便化身天罡地煞屠尽中南海！
[-] yyq90 | 22 points | Nov 17 2021 12:31:59
咿呀椅子哟，呀啊鸭子哟
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 19 points | Nov 17 2021 14:07:36
寅子年，九重神雷会洗清东方土地上的恶人！
[-] ThatsyourD | 18 points | Nov 17 2021 12:41:57
有画面了
[-] GJT11kazemasin | 18 points | Nov 17 2021 15:08:05
看我用咒語破你陣法： 近前看其 詳上寫著: 秦香蓮年三十 二歲那狀告當朝 駙馬郎, 欺君王瞞皇上, 那悔婚男兒招東床
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 17 points | Nov 17 2021 14:06:16
大字不识一箩筐，天下人捧腹大笑
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 16 points | Nov 17 2021 14:05:06
近平修宪惹怒自由女神，拜登不日将降下神罚！
[-] SoulElegy_official | 16 points | Nov 17 2021 14:20:07
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣笑死我了 跳大神是吧请神上身
[-] aiaiaihao | 13 points | Nov 17 2021 13:19:13
请斯大林，直接成仙了。
[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 13 points | Nov 17 2021 15:01:50
浪人神友欺包老無力，與我一同辱罵CCP
[-] Appropriate_Way876 | 12 points | Nov 17 2021 12:29:01
收
[-] atunxe | 12 points | Nov 17 2021 12:55:26
不请靳如超大佐？我怀疑现在的108献忠就是他放出来的
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 26 points | Nov 17 2021 14:06:54
张天师祈禳瘟疫 洪太尉误走妖魔
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 32 points | Nov 17 2021 14:10:39
习包子染指宪法 张献忠遍地开花
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 35 points | Nov 17 2021 14:14:12
张高丽席间戏彭帅 李克强夜闯怀仁堂
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 35 points | Nov 17 2021 14:18:09
毛腊肉吃饱三千万 邓小平驰骋天安门
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 31 points | Nov 17 2021 14:24:15
为炒饭毛太子魂断东仓 反右倾邓希贤三起三落
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 31 points | Nov 17 2021 14:26:02
梁家河习包子满脸喷粪 病房里李先生揭露学历
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 30 points | Nov 17 2021 14:35:11
因小说习仲勋挂牌游街 广场上赵紫阳苦口喊话
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 31 points | Nov 17 2021 14:37:36
学美声习近平鸿儒丽媛 避帝威柯玲玲一纸休书
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 10:17:17
建议改成李厚生
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 29 points | Nov 17 2021 14:36:04
墙内删评禁言是我命 墙外触摸辱包是我幸 今夜互相评论讲诗兴 明早打工上班难违令
[-] CesareBorgia- | 19 points | Nov 17 2021 17:16:43
搬砖打工皆是命，不如尽早把神请，请得五路图纸神，献上忠诚纱织人
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 25 points | Nov 17 2021 14:21:36
习近平反腐清政敌 李克强不敌被架空
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 26 points | Nov 17 2021 14:30:32
六亿人收入壹仟圆语惊记者会 延安台受专访梁家河突开喷粪
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 28 points | Nov 17 2021 14:33:15
G20开会习近平宽衣惹人笑 大会堂发言提词器注音真巧妙
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 25 points | Nov 17 2021 14:23:54
江泽民红衣续命 习近平装憨上位
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 18 points | Nov 17 2021 14:36:12
告辞
[-] New-Edge-8765 | 18 points | Nov 17 2021 14:37:11
告辞
[-] Zealousideal-Ear4603 | 34 points | Nov 17 2021 14:59:53
什么对王之王
[-] fastrun225 | 5 points | Nov 18 2021 03:52:41
妙啊，妙啊，华安
[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 23 points | Nov 17 2021 14:59:53
石家莊如超炸大廈 上海灘楊佳獻黑皮
[-] [deleted] | 18 points | Nov 17 2021 15:31:40
田明建扫射长安街，周克华骑劫苏湘渝
[-] CesareBorgia- | 16 points | Nov 17 2021 17:17:54
欧金中莆田冲冠怒，张高丽海里把帅擒
[-] [deleted] | 14 points | Nov 17 2021 22:08:22
新疆徒昆明开杀戒，陈全国营中关少民
[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 21 points | Nov 17 2021 14:56:42
這樓牛逼
[-] liuzeguiyang | 15 points | Nov 17 2021 21:22:55
绷，什么支国演义
[-] Bitter-Eye-4809 | 12 points | Nov 18 2021 01:05:34
建议入典了
[-] NaTsuiRoMaTshri | 10 points | Nov 17 2021 14:55:06
破防了，破笑穴了，少侠好武功，哈哈哈哈哈哈
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 5 points | Nov 18 2021 04:58:05
想要破阁下胯下小穴
[-] NaTsuiRoMaTshri | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 05:12:04
一般
[-] Stock_Search377 | 10 points | Nov 17 2021 16:26:54
哇呀呀呀呀呀 锵锵锵锵锵 诸路大神快显灵！杀得黑皮妈妈逼开花 保得一方平安呀呀呀！
[-] 91p0rn | 10 points | Nov 18 2021 05:42:36
天灵灵，地灵灵，奉请祖师来显灵；
一请环球胡锡进，二请政委金灿荣；
三请国师胡鞍钢，四请剑客老陈平；
五请复旦张维为，六请北大孔庆东；
七请神功司马南，八请局座张召忠；
九请带鱼周小平，十请辉煌金一南；
率领十万粉红兵，踏平美帝大本营！
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 05:45:33
极佳
[-] ChongLangKala | 9 points | Nov 17 2021 13:41:38
申请入典
[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 8 points | Nov 17 2021 14:55:49
不請我四川張獻忠？
[-] CesareBorgia- | 3 points | Nov 18 2021 03:46:54
先请四川张献忠，再请陕北李自成 闯王西王都请来，最后黄王再降临
[-] Icy-Bad8782 | 7 points | Nov 17 2021 15:45:55
什么半仙tv
[-] RighteousPeople | 6 points | Nov 18 2021 00:04:42
做得好！🧙♂️
法力+10000000
[-] im_lefty_bot | 6 points | Nov 18 2021 01:48:35
申请加入bot
[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 5 points | Nov 17 2021 16:56:08
诸神黄昏了这是
[-] Bonfire_Flicker | 4 points | Nov 17 2021 14:22:38
抽象
[-] Missguerra | 4 points | Nov 17 2021 16:47:56
节目效果拉满
[-] Za1tz | 4 points | Nov 18 2021 02:16:57
当了个当 当了个当
[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 3 points | Nov 17 2021 12:51:36
😂🤣
[-] Butters_777999 | 3 points | Nov 17 2021 13:31:04
哈哈
[-] Potential-Prompt2727 | 3 points | Nov 17 2021 14:33:22
绷
[-] auspiciousness233 | 3 points | Nov 17 2021 15:19:31
您吉祥
[-] No_Calligrapher6690 | 2 points | Nov 17 2021 15:52:43
中!
[-] Foreign_Ad_9448 | 2 points | Nov 17 2021 16:25:16
富平习维尼（指正
[-] annyance | 2 points | Nov 17 2021 16:42:20
好活
[-] [deleted] | 2 points | Nov 17 2021 17:53:40
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[-] Taxi-Meter | 2 points | Nov 18 2021 00:47:19
八仙过中南海各显神通是吧
[-] KreislerSnowden | 2 points | Nov 18 2021 03:30:59
草，太草了
[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 14:50:10
[deleted]
[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 15:57:55
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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 16:06:36
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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 18:15:15
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[-] ProfessionSuch3168 | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 18:38:16
拉满了，必须save
[-] Kameda_Dauei_UshiKio | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 19:21:36
请神容易送神难，参考何进请董卓
[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 20:10:08
中！
[-] IcyJacket1818 | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 21:51:02
什么二诸葛
[-] jermy_Corbin | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 21:54:46
绷
[-] WaxMell-Wu | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 22:00:22
大神tv
[-] AnyAirRemake | 1 points | Nov 17 2021 22:41:54
叠buff是吧
[-] XiE2021 | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 01:16:14
什么封建tv
[-] generalconfusedgoose | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 01:47:14
什麼浪滸傳
[-] Inside-Stretch-1781 | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 05:28:08
晶哥看了都绷不住
[-] NingChoww | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 05:42:41
我扮锣
[-] aiglas0209 | 1 points | Nov 18 2021 08:11:42
什麼疊盒子
[-] f-ckingccp | 1 points | Nov 20 2021 08:34:54
笑死，好活
[-] _formosa_ | 0 points | Nov 17 2021 14:51:23
神 羅 天 征
[-] Plus-Investigator330 | -4 points | Nov 18 2021 01:27:25
九请明尼苏达扫黑除恶人民警察肖万！十请京都城火神之子圣青叶真司！
[-] fjfjfjdndn | 114 points | Nov 17 2021 12:23:10
可怜中华儿女多磨难~神州大地蜘蛛杀不完！