Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 09 2021 23:45:32

绝绝子女大织女真的难绷

我凌晨发了个朋友圈吐槽学校，第二天一早醒来发现被一个织女嗯抄，织女几乎原封不动地抄，就中间改了几个织女女大常用语，连我的评论也嗯抄，绷不住。 这绝绝子女大之前的用语库里就只会歌功颂德的yyds，平时就是个只会芋圆波波奶茶暴风吸入好喝得剁jiojio的粉红织女，经常发些星河滚烫，盛世如你所愿的傻逼，连他妈的吐个槽都不会，还要嗯抄，偷国的基因在血液里流淌，支得我头昏眼花，连我吐槽用的重开、生生世世种花家、早该图图了都嗯抄，粉蛆织女偷梗这波节目效果好得批爆。

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 112 points | Nov 09 2021 23:47:34

抄袭织女真的是支到爆表，真的死妈了

[-] bozzisss | 76 points | Nov 09 2021 23:48:45

这下文化输出了

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 33 points | Nov 09 2021 23:49:23

节目效果好到批爆

[-] tt171g | 68 points | Nov 09 2021 23:51:21

还会发朋友圈，确实有点支

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 52 points | Nov 09 2021 23:56:33

别骂了，还在支那，在润的路上😭

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 37 points | Nov 09 2021 23:57:35

我加紧脱脂😭不然一天到晚被死马织女都能给恶心死

[-] confr | 5 points | Nov 10 2021 04:55:49

洋馬讚

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 5 points | Nov 10 2021 06:08:44

我加紧脱脂，争取早日骑上大洋马😭

[-] tracyXTMAC | 58 points | Nov 10 2021 00:05:06

下次发朋友圈的时候整个藏头辱包诗，让他们抄

[-] kuwakatatakuma | 47 points | Nov 10 2021 00:07:37

删了自己的反手就是一个举报

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 25 points | Nov 10 2021 00:10:30

这下50w到手了

[-] Dengshopping | 17 points | Nov 10 2021 02:04:23

五十万不一定，允封是肯定的

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 26 points | Nov 10 2021 00:06:10

节目效果double了属于是

[-] sammychiwawa | 34 points | Nov 10 2021 00:01:15

织女自己不会觉得尴尬吗？没有羞耻心吗？

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 29 points | Nov 10 2021 00:02:23

真的没有，还是学妹，直接就嗯抄

[-] netking_sunxiaochuan | 26 points | Nov 10 2021 00:48:40

这不去透她

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 25 points | Nov 10 2021 00:49:43

抄袭织女你透？

[-] Adept-Orchid1181 | 92 points | Nov 10 2021 01:12:24

她copy你caopy

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 35 points | Nov 10 2021 01:13:14

谐音梗老嗨是吧

[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 18 points | Nov 10 2021 03:19:55

申請入典

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 13 points | Nov 10 2021 04:21:52

没有没有没有 通过

[-] yanleerriver | 28 points | Nov 10 2021 00:06:40

妳侵犯了我的版權，給我透一下我就不追究了

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 15 points | Nov 10 2021 00:07:40

织女，狗都不透

[-] Wx9624 | 23 points | Nov 10 2021 00:09:09

糙似她 狠狠撅皮炎子！让她大呼撅撅子！

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 18 points | Nov 10 2021 00:11:34

Doggy style是吧，操得她狂喊yyds

[-] sh1ningstone | 20 points | Nov 10 2021 00:39:12

高中同桌老爸经常跑外地他有机会就一起跟着去，QQ空间发了在武汉路边一车大西瓜的照片，结果图反手就被一个傻逼乡巴佬偷到自己朋友圈配字“老家的大西瓜XXXXXXX”

[-] AutoModerator | 24 points | Nov 10 2021 00:39:13

姐妹们，吃西瓜了啦，嗯~，西瓜好好吃

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[-] Social_credit_1984 | 13 points | Nov 10 2021 00:40:11

支那人的偷性

[-] sh1ningstone | 14 points | Nov 10 2021 00:47:01

做出这种事，即使被十个像我一样同时有他俩好友的人识破看作傻逼，被五十个不明所以的路人无视，只要能骗住自己就是赚到，支国作风

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 11 points | Nov 10 2021 00:49:27

支那人真的是欠图

[-] sh1ningstone | 18 points | Nov 10 2021 01:05:55

想起来这傻逼还有个典中典操作，他家住破旧老小区，不知道哪个就好这口的大款天天在楼下停个奔驰，这逼和人家奔驰合影当头像，被我们嘲笑后换掉了，后来有一年我回国和两个处得来的同学聚会，闲聊时点开他早就被屏蔽/拉黑的微信，发现他把这祖传头像又给换了回来

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 10 points | Nov 10 2021 01:13:52

笑死了，你这同学真他妈支那贵物

[-] Andysetdown | 17 points | Nov 10 2021 00:01:22

联系律师告她侵害你知识产权

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 23 points | Nov 10 2021 00:03:34

在支那，还有什么知识产权

[-] Andysetdown | 55 points | Nov 10 2021 00:06:46

那你去女生宿舍底下拉横幅去校长办公室门口下跪讨讨公道

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 11 points | Nov 10 2021 02:25:47

这下支了

[-] im_lefty_bot | 8 points | Nov 10 2021 03:16:24

这下全校都发现op是勾罕见了

[-] Syne_Yu | 15 points | Nov 10 2021 01:58:21

什么时候盘点个织女tv出来

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 9 points | Nov 10 2021 01:58:55

织女tv是吧，绷不住

[-] kuwakatatakuma | 13 points | Nov 10 2021 00:07:05

还没屏蔽你

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 9 points | Nov 10 2021 00:09:56

对，离谱

[-] AdEnvironmental9127 | 32 points | Nov 10 2021 00:32:17

反转了，仅你可见，亩狗逼痒想被你肏呢

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 12 points | Nov 10 2021 00:33:07

抄袭织女，狗都不操

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 11 points | Nov 10 2021 01:14:32

早该图图了都嗯抄？反手举报一个50w

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 5 points | Nov 10 2021 01:16:15

简单举报一下

[-] sephi-esthe | 10 points | Nov 10 2021 01:00:34

星河滚烫笑死

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 17 points | Nov 10 2021 01:02:52

是 星🌟河滚烫✨✨✨

[-] Imaginary-Studio-910 | 8 points | Nov 10 2021 01:17:21

液态碳水暴风吸入

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 5 points | Nov 10 2021 01:59:21

集美好喝得剁jiojio

[-] watchingsunset | 8 points | Nov 10 2021 01:21:58

我朋友有时也会照搬我的朋友圈（我俩圈子不重合），之所以还是朋友是因为他会提前打招呼问我能不能搬

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 6 points | Nov 10 2021 02:00:22

我跟这女的完全不熟，见都没见过

[-] watchingsunset | 5 points | Nov 10 2021 02:02:50

可以删了

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 6 points | Nov 10 2021 02:04:11

留着做一些节目效果。

[-] RemoteHoney | 3 points | Nov 10 2021 02:21:19

約出來狂暴轟入

看她之後朋友圈寫啥

[-] MohaParty | 5 points | Nov 10 2021 02:24:33

艹她一天当作稿费了。

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 3 points | Nov 10 2021 06:07:58

稿费变嫖资是吧

[-] RemoteHoney | 4 points | Nov 10 2021 02:20:14

芋圆波波奶茶...

都是台灣的東西...

乳滑了吧她

[-] Sodom36525 | 3 points | Nov 10 2021 04:17:01

B臭不臭

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 04:23:57

抄袭B，你说呢

[-] Husky_rain | 3 points | Nov 11 2021 02:36:01

朋友圈里一个织女天天炫耀游山玩水，高档餐厅恰牛排。结果今天一个朋友圈说感叹说学校的emergency fund申请好轻松，填张表就上千刀，自己是学校亲女儿。

织女不图行嘛？

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 11 2021 04:24:42

对织女要狠图，盼忠归😭

[-] Mundane_Skin5138 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 02:24:39

看看批

[-] SINOKITES | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 04:20:13

嘿嘿，我就嗯抄，略略略\~你吹咩\~

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 04:21:29

盼忠归。

[-] _formosa_ | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 04:57:42

你不還是給她發了個抱抱的表情包

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 06:07:28

？没有，狗都不抱

[-] mikannccc | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 06:03:37

这下引流了

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 06:06:40

引流豆瓣集美是吧

[-] Master-Bluejay-6476 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 08:19:53

截個圖看下，好奇

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 08:56:17

草，骂学校有个人信息，晶哥摇了我吧😭

[-] Master-Bluejay-6476 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 09:17:00

不行我就要看嘛

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 09:33:06

港老嗨摇了我吧😭，润出来以后给你随便发

[-] liveybraen | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 08:56:27

先把自己的朋友圈删了 再简单举报一手让她体验铁拳。事后在她被铁拳砸懵时候及时出现趁虚而入拿下。

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 08:59:49

前半截可以，后半截算了，看织女那傻逼样狗都不糙

[-] liveybraen | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 09:41:16

当然 一切在你

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 11:30:16

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[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 12:54:01

感谢刑平指导，到时候给织女加速一下发个节目效果

[-] sodomfarm | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 08:57:17

引流支女甚至跑到這裡偷“蜘蛛”爛梗，支女該被獻忠

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 08:59:00

要狠图，盼忠归😭

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 2 points | Nov 10 2021 11:31:15

视奸傻狗哪位啊，在这边downvote是吧，是集美吗，祝你永生永世轮回支那哈

[-] 99bobopop66 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 16:52:05

就是你挂我是吧，还说我狗都不操，看我不翘脚脚翘死你

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 01:46:02

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 02:32:55

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[-] _JerryZ_ | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 04:51:27

看看

[-] EducationalCampaign3 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 07:24:49

让她肉偿你版权费

[-] Ok_Scientist_691 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 08:49:38

甚麼意思 有共同朋友不就穿幫麼

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 10 2021 08:55:37

对啊，不太懂了，我朋友看到也笑嘻了发给我

[-] Rentaro_Taki | 1 points | Nov 11 2021 04:18:28

截圖發給輔導員試試，簡單互害一下

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Nov 11 2021 04:24:04

不中嘞，辅导员那老太监也支得批爆，给他看这个，我得被叫去喝茶