rrrrrrrrruuuuuu | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 01:43:04
当抢大米碰上确诊[-] Turbulent-Case8380 | 44 points | Nov 05 2021 02:21:47
这下时空伴随了，随时撒下一张800x800的大网，收割隔离费，餐补费，卫生消毒费，核算检测费，加强针接种费，最终人民群众获得了抗疫的伟大胜利，一起高唱「我和我的猪国」。
再开除几个在抗疫过程中表现不好的老干部，整顿几个不积极的公务猿，终于补上了这个月的养老金缺口，公务猿工资终于继续发了，下个月接着来
[-] yyq90 | 43 points | Nov 05 2021 01:59:14
等待一个去嫖娼被隔离的新闻
[-] Skiller-ing | 34 points | Nov 05 2021 03:53:21
重庆已经有了，一路嫖过来，小姐确诊
[-] Professional_Kiwi919 | 15 points | Nov 05 2021 06:33:45
甚麼中華荒爺大嫖客
[-] ISColen | 7 points | Nov 05 2021 08:59:36
彭帅确诊新冠判张高丽密接是不是
[-] OddBird_S | 25 points | Nov 05 2021 01:59:18
隔离出疫情后其他人继续去抢、然后感染
positive feedback
[-] TomDiao | 2 points | Nov 05 2021 08:46:26
支性发作完全是negative feedback 在主导
[-] Deroughspectacles | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 04:02:01
双重双关
[-] crazyuniverse_198964 | 23 points | Nov 05 2021 03:59:27
昏暗的隔离超市中，老红卫兵们唱起了我和我的祖国
[-] Sodom36525 | 15 points | Nov 05 2021 04:17:17
什么死亡中心
[-] Educational-Ride-303 | 2 points | Nov 05 2021 10:38:27
还得拿箱可乐是吧
[-] StraightJello6308 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 12:42:13
死亡中心好像是拿油桶
[-] Educational-Ride-303 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 18:32:01
有一关要求在超市里拿可乐
[-] Sodom36525 | 1 points | Nov 06 2021 04:31:21
给枪店老板拿可乐
[-] huangdidexinnong | 20 points | Nov 05 2021 03:54:41
哈哈，把有钱没处花的傻子们都忽悠出家门聚集，再随机改个红码，把他们全部拉去隔离赚隔离费，这些大爷大妈自己还理亏，旁人看到他们哄抢也不会替他们说话，多赢。
[-] ParticularIll9062 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 08:24:45
诸葛复生
[-] 1univerese | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 14:55:36
赢完了
[-] dark_devil_blade | 19 points | Nov 05 2021 03:08:39
赶紧在超市里唱国歌啊
[-] Professional_Kiwi919 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 06:34:49
起來, 不願做...
等等,你們這群流氓是誰?!!!
[-] daquanxi | 17 points | Nov 05 2021 02:23:57
《迷雾》
[-] madao0269 | 14 points | Nov 05 2021 02:58:39
欧亨利式结局
[-] UmbrellaJane | 11 points | Nov 05 2021 03:04:41
两大魔法的对决
[-] Slow-Fan7774 | 9 points | Nov 05 2021 03:17:20
哈哈哈，太抽象了
[-] Accomplished-Fix-585 | 5 points | Nov 05 2021 02:03:21
笑嘻了
[-] Tacolumage | 5 points | Nov 05 2021 03:56:44
这下大米饭管够了
[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 10:54:36
要大媽自己掏錢
[-] Proper_Addendum2540 | 3 points | Nov 05 2021 04:16:06
捕鼠笼一网打尽
[-] Plus-Can5629 | 3 points | Nov 05 2021 09:05:14
魔幻
[-] Xilai_Bo | 3 points | Nov 05 2021 09:29:52
什么病毒长眼
[-] SnooAvocados2854 | 3 points | Nov 05 2021 09:58:21
今日首笑
[-] Nautilus20000 | 2 points | Nov 05 2021 04:36:13
可以，这下饿不着了
[-] CombinationLeather40 | 2 points | Nov 05 2021 05:19:23
太有节目效果了
[-] Unlucky-Addition312 | 2 points | Nov 05 2021 11:30:51
死了最好
[-] Old_Suspect2563 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 01:46:37
节目效果批爆
[-] No_Code5347 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 01:49:52
什么好莱坞剧情
[-] Leichenwagenfuehrer | 17 points | Nov 05 2021 10:06:15
这不迷雾吗，一堆人困超市里
[-] Jacuening | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 01:56:39
什么电影
[-] OrphenOfKos | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 02:59:40
这难道也在你的计算之中吗？商务部
[-] Various-Zebra8251 | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 03:53:01
戏剧效果拉满了，谁说中国没有好编剧
[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 04:16:47
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[-] sephi-esthe | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 05:21:21
这下共产超市了
[-] 1univerese | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 14:56:21
支猪的防疫措施总能制造一些我意想不到的节目效果
[-] Efficient_Address634 | 99 points | Nov 05 2021 01:58:33
發動陷阱卡是吧
[-] RighteousPeople | 55 points | Nov 05 2021 02:16:21
永辉の落穴
[-] Cute_Ad_2501 | 34 points | Nov 05 2021 03:06:32
亲自指挥，亲自捕鼠
[-] Dengshopping | 18 points | Nov 05 2021 03:15:54
妥啦普卡朵 哈字拓！
[-] NeutroniumGigaforge | 1 points | Nov 05 2021 03:14:09
you triggered my trap card!
[-] Then_Somewhere8038 | 1 points | Nov 06 2021 00:02:56
紅色重啟，全變紅碼，大家出不去