yigeluren | 1 points | Nov 03 2021 03:37:44

吃饭听到隔壁的支女逼逼

支女1：这个瓜好大，好像是一个特别大的官。现在微信都发不出去

支女2：他不是退休了么，怎么这么大权力的

支女3 ：习大大怎么不管……

连支女都知道了，看来传播挺广的。

[-] Jacuening | 199 points | Nov 03 2021 03:41:06

天天瓜瓜瓜，真想给织女的批里塞一个西瓜

[-] AutoModerator | 141 points | Nov 03 2021 03:41:06

姐妹们，吃西瓜了啦，嗯~，西瓜好好吃

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[-] kwanpoou | 11 points | Nov 03 2021 04:13:21

goob dot

[-] Kurikaesu5 | 11 points | Nov 03 2021 06:29:44

fk u bot

[-] MafiaXi | 8 points | Nov 03 2021 07:10:59

难绷

[-] dhe485 | 3 points | Nov 03 2021 07:42:54

好

[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 77 points | Nov 03 2021 04:49:20

薄瓜瓜：我來了

[-] DangerousArt4428 | 4 points | Nov 03 2021 08:16:35

你不要进来啊

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 10 points | Nov 03 2021 09:01:24

我以为关之琳已经是极限，没想到强中自有强中手

[-] cina_xi3 | 144 points | Nov 03 2021 03:40:31

既然织女们都知道了看来确实有人要搞张高丽

[-] PTSD_Ming | 100 points | Nov 03 2021 03:46:34

还他妈的习大大，我要是在边上，我一个大嘴巴子过去，大大大，大你妈了个臭逼，叫包子！

[-] yyq90 | 38 points | Nov 03 2021 05:04:38

大的来了

[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 30 points | Nov 03 2021 05:29:51

包的來了

[-] DangerousArt4428 | 1 points | Nov 03 2021 08:17:01

怎么没触发bo t

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 17 points | Nov 03 2021 09:02:23

过去是有的，触发后会说“我大你妈了个逼来了！”在cltv建立后因不明原因消失

[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 6 points | Nov 03 2021 08:36:18

大的來了是隔壁的BOT

[-] dhe485 | 11 points | Nov 03 2021 07:43:37

包大大

[-] pepega_raider | 3 points | Nov 03 2021 10:40:55

“包子就是个寄吧”

[-] LpLooo | 46 points | Nov 03 2021 03:50:54

吃你妈逼的瓜，『瓜』这个关键词微博都给封了

[-] Sodom36525 | 8 points | Nov 03 2021 09:28:40

反转了，是因为习近平长得像个大西瓜

[-] AutoModerator | 9 points | Nov 03 2021 09:28:40

姐妹们，吃西瓜了啦，嗯~，西瓜好好吃

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[-] Filet-O- | 37 points | Nov 03 2021 04:24:27

织女1:这会咱们这拳还打不打呀 织女2:不打了不打了，一会去跟微信里几个备胎蝈男撒撒气

[-] Rude_Acanthisitta_74 | 36 points | Nov 03 2021 04:10:11

发个习近平梦雪试试，还不管，管了直接人间蒸发

[-] Used-Ad-8388 | 19 points | Nov 03 2021 04:56:41

第一眼看成吃了隔壁织女逼逼

[-] CupofSpaidersBlood | 14 points | Nov 03 2021 04:42:26

直接举报 支那贱畜敢妄议领导人的牛子 真是罪该万死

[-] BigBrotherGOrwell | 10 points | Nov 03 2021 07:06:00

河神问：西瓜 冬瓜 南瓜 哈密瓜 薄瓜瓜，年轻人，请问你刚刚丢进河里的是哪个瓜？

[-] AutoModerator | -2 points | Nov 03 2021 07:06:01

姐妹们，吃西瓜了啦，嗯~，西瓜好好吃

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[-] BigBrotherGOrwell | 12 points | Nov 03 2021 07:09:25

fking stupid bot

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 6 points | Nov 03 2021 09:03:45

Bot is innocent; he's just the shadow of Zhinü.

[-] Garrykk | 3 points | Nov 03 2021 07:18:03

梦雪：我都想笑了

[-] RemoteHoney | 3 points | Nov 03 2021 07:30:12

小丑習大大怎麼會管？自己都搞了不少個

何況臥室裡的事怎麼管？到每個人家裡裝監控嗎？

人家元配都做幫凶了，你怎麼管？？

織女腦子有點......

[-] GarageIndependent300 | 3 points | Nov 03 2021 10:01:22

支女老吸软怕硬了

[-] 1q956_ | 2 points | Nov 03 2021 10:44:32

习大大也想狠狠的入彭帅

[-] jermy_Corbin | 1 points | Nov 04 2021 03:05:22

什么自我管理意识 瓜你妈个逼瓜 支的批爆