4sth | 1 points | Aug 23 2021 10:05:04

同理，我可以蹲点漂亮妹妹，在她和干爹刚嘿咻完以低价拿下👐

https://i.redd.it/tmh72h4903j71.jpg

[-] Shot_Ad6251 | 114 points | Aug 23 2021 10:08:21

什么捡尸男

[-] shjkaknjhi | 84 points | Aug 23 2021 10:56:23

以后去病房等着。刚死的就赶紧草。不要钱。

[-] Fair-Tourist3068 | 27 points | Aug 23 2021 11:13:54

什么举一反三

[-] kepreal | 13 points | Aug 23 2021 13:51:58

简单侮辱尸体罪

[-] Fletcher2019 | 13 points | Aug 23 2021 14:22:08

直接去停尸房上班更好，还能挑一挑

[-] Exact-Mongoose-7910 | 2 points | Aug 24 2021 04:53:25

尸体还是热乎的，和睡着没区别

[-] stupink | 66 points | Aug 23 2021 10:32:19

刚死的螃蟹已经病入膏肓，细菌繁殖得差不多了，我连不怎么活跃，没活力的都不敢买。

[-] ZipWerp | 54 points | Aug 23 2021 10:25:40

食尸鬼没有任何品德可言

那种本可以很轻易获得的普通品格在这片土地上已经成了求而不得的奢侈品

[-] AutoModerator | 86 points | Aug 23 2021 10:25:41

你懂金木的痛吗？食尸鬼看十遍再来跟我辩

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[-] InstructionStatus264 | 18 points | Aug 23 2021 11:08:36

？？？good bot

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 23 2021 11:08:48

[removed]

[-] kepreal | 12 points | Aug 23 2021 13:51:30

哈哈，bot这节目效果

[-] ZipWerp | 11 points | Aug 23 2021 13:50:02

给我整不会了

我擦

[-] InstructionStatus264 | 8 points | Aug 23 2021 11:08:52

河南人

[-] AutoModerator | 17 points | Aug 23 2021 11:08:53

靠嫩娘，偷井盖咯，靠嫩娘

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[-] kyoko214 | 7 points | Aug 23 2021 14:13:15

武汉肺炎

[-] AutoModerator | 13 points | Aug 23 2021 14:13:21

小小~病毒~你来~侵犯，我们湖北和武~汉

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[-] tuzhizhina | 6 points | Aug 23 2021 13:21:41

你懂金木的痛吗？

[-] Competitive_Sugar324 | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 21:15:38

开大躲水产区阿姨B里了

[-] Ninja181 | 35 points | Aug 23 2021 11:52:06

这个….螃蟹死前就开始腐烂了

[-] Pinochat2 | 35 points | Aug 23 2021 12:26:12

我可以在中南海门口等着刑平，等他咽气了换我进去做皇帝

[-] jp7wgne | 21 points | Aug 23 2021 12:40:16

往后稍稍,共产主义接班人好几亿呢

[-] YueNanJiZhe | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 17:58:17

都督你领盒饭的时候我能不能去秦城住大豪斯呢？

[-] Status_Pear_9336 | 34 points | Aug 23 2021 12:21:11

呵呵，幼稚，等漂亮妹妹和干爹干完之后马上口干爹可以尝到妹妹内味还不会进牢子。

[-] tuzhizhina | 14 points | Aug 23 2021 13:22:24

什么逆向思维

[-] Outrageous-Repeat931 | 2 points | Aug 24 2021 04:11:37

等干爹拔出来体外射精的时候立刻插进去出汁可以完美接盘

[-] Realistic-Natural982 | 26 points | Aug 23 2021 14:04:54

我也喜欢妹子和干爹啪啪的梗，以前玩摄影认识一个loli，她被一个她的干爹（是真的那种，干爹和她爸爸认识的）包养，她每月陪干爹几次，然后我又把她泡了，她用干爹的钱给我买过两个镜头

[-] Nomadic_Freeman | 9 points | Aug 23 2021 14:36:26

什么小白脸

[-] Realistic-Natural982 | 4 points | Aug 23 2021 15:12:33

我可不是小白脸哦，我花在她身上的钱比她花在我身上的钱要多，loli服动不动就一套上千的我至少给她买过20+，加上鞋袜子（主要艹13时候我喜欢女生穿袜子）起码有几十双鞋袜了，还有各种化妆品饰品，我在她身上花的钱多少有小10w了 当然远没她干爹给她的多，她干爹随随便便就每月给她几万的零花钱

[-] hapehaps | 13 points | Aug 23 2021 18:15:14

什么小三 绿帽奴

[-] eatbonus | 11 points | Aug 23 2021 15:54:00

什么鬼奴

[-] tuzhizhina | 10 points | Aug 23 2021 16:35:33

什么🦇人

[-] hunteringosday_1 | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 16:15:17

什么有人性的后浪

[-] NorthernEuropeRemake | 23 points | Aug 23 2021 11:41:01

为什么没有那个钱还要吃高级海鲜呢？我暂时蒙古。100多嗯造澳洲牛肉不行？

[-] Fletcher2019 | 18 points | Aug 23 2021 14:22:33

牛排，我只吃驻马店的

[-] ParkerRonnie | 4 points | Aug 23 2021 14:52:26

小八那套玩明白了😅

[-] john-snakers | 17 points | Aug 23 2021 11:20:35

我们这刚死的螃蟹直接腰斩一半也没人买

[-] Once_upon_a_time233 | 17 points | Aug 23 2021 14:16:48

一折，十分之一的价格

[-] lyontt | 15 points | Aug 23 2021 12:04:02

要是翻车了就等着躺着进医院吧

[-] ParticularIll9062 | 15 points | Aug 23 2021 12:06:57

给螃蟹送终，蚌埠住了

[-] Rude_Acanthisitta_74 | 10 points | Aug 23 2021 11:31:25

什么捞尸人

[-] tuzhizhina | 10 points | Aug 23 2021 13:23:06

什么支那食尸鬼

[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 13:23:07

你懂金木的痛吗？食尸鬼看十遍再来跟我辩

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[-] tuzhizhina | 7 points | Aug 23 2021 13:24:53

看了20遍

[-] RealWilsonEdwards | 10 points | Aug 23 2021 18:07:41

今天你能守着螃蟹死了，明年你能守着什么不敢想了

[-] 1024fujihara | 9 points | Aug 23 2021 12:04:01

卑しい

[-] forever-cqqc | 9 points | Aug 23 2021 14:18:33

你麻麻的 支那人買個螃蟹也要打點關係是吧 什麼大國智慧

[-] kyoko214 | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 14:15:35

安徽食尸鬼是吧

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 23 2021 14:15:35

[removed]

[-] Bill-Yuan | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 14:52:45

同理，我可以蹲点帅气弟弟，在他和干妈刚嘿咻完以低价拿下。

[-] naca2542 | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 16:59:06

看了觉得可怜

[-] TomDiao | 3 points | Aug 23 2021 17:08:29

这什么鬼 珍宝蟹在加州自己去抓 买也就10刀一磅

[-] Tosakisan | 3 points | Aug 24 2021 02:57:03

我妈以前蒸死螃蟹，蒸完整个厨房都是尸臭，绷

[-] RemoteHoney | 2 points | Aug 23 2021 21:44:02

如果是病死的呢？

[-] Zealousideal_Ad3816 | 0 points | Aug 23 2021 16:12:56

这也没啥吧 别人有没抢也没藏的 等都不行？魔怔了？