BeneficialYam7 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 21:05:27

听梁家河村民说,习大大睡觉的炕上有金色的鱼鳞。每当有人问起这件事,习大大只是微笑。

[-] Ill_Paleontologist19 | 57 points | Aug 17 2021 21:22:08

该去看看皮肤科了

[-] Beautiful-Fold-669 | 47 points | Aug 17 2021 21:29:58

听老一辈子的福州人常说,千禧年左右,有渔民从闽江里捕上一条怪鱼,鱼腹里藏有一字条写道“习共兴”,而且当时每逢盛夏河畔都有蛤蟆齐鸣“庆丰王”

[-] huawa123 | 27 points | Aug 17 2021 22:58:02

听错了,是“庆丰亡”

[-] Beautiful-Fold-669 | 10 points | Aug 18 2021 00:26:52

蛤蟆可不敢乱亡,一切遵照上方意见执行

[-] SagerKing1953 | 2 points | Aug 18 2021 00:20:41

早该劝进了

[-] Odd_One_8342 | 1 points | Aug 18 2021 09:34:00

什么维尼世家

[-] Arizona567 | 28 points | Aug 17 2021 21:47:21

刑平:我抠下来的脚皮罢了

[-] HommeCasanier | 22 points | Aug 17 2021 22:21:50

包畜打飞机残留在炕上的精斑

[-] Aidenfred | 15 points | Aug 18 2021 00:59:53

还有重金属残留是吧

[-] eatbonus | 16 points | Aug 17 2021 23:05:12

用鲤鱼嘴当飞机杯呢

[-] investor-underworld | 14 points | Aug 17 2021 23:14:13

习大大还有牛皮癣呢

[-] Background_Act_6563 | 9 points | Aug 18 2021 00:29:45

習近平,我勸你去看看牛皮癬

[-] Major_Fisherman_7799 | 8 points | Aug 18 2021 02:58:57

习降生时满屋红光 传遍方圆百里 人们都以为着火了 忙赶来救火

[-] idwk456 | 5 points | Aug 18 2021 02:17:06

睡觉窜稀洗不掉了吧

[-] JokeThick | 4 points | Aug 17 2021 22:04:10

老龙人

[-] ratman_chonglang | 4 points | Aug 18 2021 01:25:05

鲤鱼王是吧

[-] kkkopiurhh | 2 points | Aug 18 2021 02:44:05

什么克苏鲁

[-] cjkkknvu | 2 points | Aug 18 2021 03:16:49

就是偷吃。

[-] miyin0 | 0 points | Aug 18 2021 06:11:44

什麼魚鱗病