Xiausescu258 | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 16:29:18

荷兰小学生在家招嫖被父母抓到

https://v.redd.it/q4471t0fyqh71

[-] PuzzleheadedSun1460 | 76 points | Aug 16 2021 16:47:18

马勒戈壁，嫩狗日的叫鸡也不带上嫩爹？

[-] caobidawang123 | 68 points | Aug 16 2021 16:46:30

都给他玩明白了，我小学还不知道批长啥样

[-] sakkkkkkkkkk | 65 points | Aug 16 2021 17:53:04

爹：你嘛了个逼你嘛了个逼你嘛了个逼你嘛了个逼…

母：你嘛了个逼你嘛了个逼

怎么不直接点，“我的逼我的逼我的逼”

[-] Xiausescu258 | 64 points | Aug 16 2021 16:35:17

半夜一朋友发过来的。看这小蜘蛛被抽得活蹦乱跳真绷不住哈哈哈哈哈

[-] Think-Lawyer-3002 | 14 points | Aug 16 2021 23:39:13

QQ群发的是吧🤗

[-] Xiausescu258 | 12 points | Aug 17 2021 00:14:01

晶哥摇命

[-] JIBAMA0 | 55 points | Aug 16 2021 17:54:00

🐔：恁媽是不是在罵自己

[-] Suodomar | 19 points | Aug 16 2021 18:01:59

🐔：绷不住了

[-] Zealousideal-Note147 | 54 points | Aug 16 2021 17:54:38

反转了，他爸叫的，小学生背锅的

[-] DogRarelySee | 47 points | Aug 16 2021 16:34:06

你乳了吗？乳了

[-] TheKnoboooo | 46 points | Aug 16 2021 20:50:45

鸡：钱收了，不用干，还有精彩家庭伦理大戏看，舒服了

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 6 points | Aug 17 2021 03:08:44

没被打已经不错了

[-] DogRarelySee | 45 points | Aug 16 2021 16:45:18

这男的怎么有点像薄熙来

[-] Xiausescu258 | 50 points | Aug 16 2021 16:47:27

快进到小蜘蛛日后报仇一脚踹断三根肋骨

[-] LanR42 | 43 points | Aug 17 2021 00:25:11

冲浪TV字幕组提供迫真翻译

男：你他马勒戈壁你个狗日货，你拿手机去

女：你录了没？

男：录着类，揍揍揍揍他

男：你他马勒戈壁

床上女：上那边去

挨打小孩儿：我服了

男：你服了有啥用？

女：*****（没听清

小孩儿：你打电话给俺班主任，问问他咋

开始家暴小孩加“马勒戈壁”战吼

后面没啥有用的信息就剩下马勒戈壁了

床上女：我看你喷类啥啊？（这句空耳

[-] DF-721Bomb | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 04:58:21

什么浪人驻荷兰🇳🇱大使馆

[-] Xiausescu258 | 5 points | Aug 17 2021 00:28:20

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈艹

[-] s1owsn0w | 41 points | Aug 16 2021 16:37:21

谁来翻译一下啊，河南话真听不懂

[-] Xiausescu258 | 38 points | Aug 16 2021 16:39:46

反正全程麻了个比麻了个比就完事了

[-] s1owsn0w | 25 points | Aug 16 2021 16:38:46

嫖娼在哪一段

[-] Xiausescu258 | 35 points | Aug 16 2021 16:40:36

开头床上躺着的就是叫的鸡呗

[-] lammatthew725 | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 04:29:31

衣服都還未脫啊

[-] Xiausescu258 | 15 points | Aug 17 2021 04:55:54

估计是搞到一半发现父母回来了急急忙忙把衣服穿上了。然而这鸡没法跑还是被发现了，随后就有了这段珍贵的录像。

[-] [deleted] | 17 points | Aug 16 2021 17:27:09

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[-] surfista_di_kanagawa | 38 points | Aug 16 2021 17:17:59

什么性都郑姆斯特丹

[-] Necessary-Cut1753 | 10 points | Aug 17 2021 04:13:29

郑州性文化节又称郑州性博览会是为了更好的宣称教育性知识而专门设立的。旨在传播性科学、普及性教育、更新性观念。教育到小学生都会嫖娼了

[-] No_Seaworthiness8641 | 35 points | Aug 16 2021 16:52:43

全程就听懂mlgb了

[-] Aggravating_Camp_329 | 33 points | Aug 16 2021 18:00:17

这小学生这么成熟了，还以为是高中生

[-] Sager8964 | 12 points | Aug 17 2021 02:03:46

看脸的长相太稚嫩了，最多上的初中

[-] eleewave | 31 points | Aug 16 2021 17:42:39

d皇早期作品

[-] NewStartNewThinking | 30 points | Aug 16 2021 16:38:53

河南人日常

[-] AutoModerator | 20 points | Aug 16 2021 16:38:54

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[-] ZipWerp | 28 points | Aug 16 2021 17:51:19

小时候怎样对他的，老了以后不要埋怨即可。

（有无熟肉，生肉啃着有点累）

[-] Adiwang1989 | 28 points | Aug 16 2021 19:49:20

支那真的跟个动物园一样，怪不得支那永远是苦难之地，我是上帝的话也喜欢整支那贱畜，这个物种太有节目效果了

[-] Rude_Acanthisitta_74 | 27 points | Aug 16 2021 18:10:47

小学招嫖，这是否

[-] cwang271828 | 27 points | Aug 16 2021 22:14:05

善良小蜘蛛，小学生出去强奸杀人都没事

[-] eatbonus | 12 points | Aug 17 2021 00:17:36

确实，嗯尖沙女同学都不用判刑的，还是太善良了

[-] Addition_Dazzling | 22 points | Aug 16 2021 17:45:21

真尼玛牛逼 我草

[-] No-Lie-4977 | 21 points | Aug 17 2021 01:02:36

小学生招嫖？这鸡也真敢去，而且还是在小孩家。。。。 这被抓到，不说报警不报警了，这能好好出去么。 。

[-] Xiausescu258 | 11 points | Aug 17 2021 02:45:07

小蜘蛛：别打啦这是我叫的课外辅导老师啊！！

[-] summ3rV | 4 points | Aug 17 2021 10:51:35

现在课外督导老师也要被抓，在广东和扫黄打非同一级别

[-] netking_sunxiaochuan | 20 points | Aug 16 2021 18:14:50

经典支那底层互害了，父害子，子害孙，世世代代传承愚昧与怨恨，世世代代当底层蜘蛛

[-] BeautifulAd5249 | 16 points | Aug 16 2021 18:45:05

乳家文化 哈哈哈

[-] Recent_Actuator_789 | 20 points | Aug 16 2021 18:57:29

毛都没长齐吧小小牛牛能满足吗？

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 19 points | Aug 17 2021 03:07:38

三句不离生殖器，叫小孩子体验一下怎么了

[-] s1as | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 03:50:00

哈哈

[-] pupuxiong | 16 points | Aug 16 2021 18:56:24

00后是真牛逼啊

[-] arasaka2077saimurai | 20 points | Aug 16 2021 23:00:42

都10后了吧

[-] summ3rV | 16 points | Aug 16 2021 22:22:51

这小蜘蛛长得太荷兰人了，跟我日常生活里见的一模一样

[-] ConferenceSilent7589 | 15 points | Aug 17 2021 01:10:05

为什么会在家嫖？去个酒店也好啊，小学生还是太嫩

[-] summ3rV | 11 points | Aug 17 2021 10:50:41

有没有想过是没钱的问题呢，你看他家里都这么穷了，能拿出叫鸡的钱已经很不容易了

[-] [deleted] | 13 points | Aug 16 2021 20:51:39

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[-] Independent-Lime3783 | 12 points | Aug 16 2021 22:52:23

真抽象，我现在都还只能发电呢，这小逼崽子就会叫鸡了

[-] GkAm1 | 11 points | Aug 16 2021 18:36:06

少年有为

[-] DateKaname | 11 points | Aug 16 2021 18:39:18

剑圣葛城莲

[-] eatbonus | 10 points | Aug 17 2021 00:16:53

一呆一呆

[-] hc_lmy | 10 points | Aug 17 2021 02:31:14

那鸡也真敢去，14以下是强奸啊

[-] jirenqie | 4 points | Aug 17 2021 03:26:43

只有强奸幼女，法律上对男童没保护

[-] hc_lmy | 10 points | Aug 17 2021 03:45:26

拉倒，14以下不分性别全算强奸

[-] RepresentativeOil468 | 8 points | Aug 17 2021 08:31:53

得了吧别装外宾

[-] niconicocni | 10 points | Aug 17 2021 02:59:30

都出事了，为什么这鸡还可以这么淡定地坐在别人家床上？既然是自己家，那家长怎么不对鸡动手？

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 10 points | Aug 17 2021 03:17:55

人家也是混口饭吃，一般打自家人

[-] RepresentativeOil468 | 8 points | Aug 17 2021 08:32:51

打鸡万一人家男朋友打出来了给老两口一顿暴打，还是打自家孩子妥当点

[-] Pooh8964 | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 11:38:40

麻了，鸡还有男朋友的啊？

[-] RepresentativeOil468 | 5 points | Aug 17 2021 15:02:03

小姐很少有出来单干的

[-] roxick1 | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 09:10:23

万一仙人跳跳出来四个大汉，给这家长一顿暴打呢

[-] Boston_Hammerbush | 4 points | Aug 17 2021 14:37:10

主要是為了節目效果，想想這麼醜惡的事情要是真的發生自己的崽身上誰還有心情錄像。

[-] GetL00se | 9 points | Aug 16 2021 23:40:13

有没有赫难捞翔来翻译一下，生肉真啃不动

[-] ianhohkccym | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 00:19:54

片沒得看，牆不讓翻，還想怎樣

[-] cheapAssCEO | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 05:06:51

那就强奸呗

[-] IlovePoland0229 | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 03:34:57

做鸡也得有点职业素养好吗，看这孩子最多初中高中，拒绝一单也不会怎样吧？

[-] lammatthew725 | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 04:32:20

可能三幾十秒就好了，easy money, why not

[-] Xiausescu258 | 7 points | Aug 17 2021 03:48:14

初中就会嫖的还真不少，这货是真的小学生。

[-] lammatthew725 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 04:56:23

錢從哪來？

[-] Xiausescu258 | 6 points | Aug 17 2021 04:59:08

偷父母钱呗

[-] neyanoko | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 04:05:17

国内鸡反正本来就不合法，没有法律支持，这种道德也就看人了

[-] Some-Commercial-4387 | 8 points | Aug 16 2021 17:33:38

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[-] Aggressive_Demand_49 | 8 points | Aug 16 2021 18:07:35

你麻麻的太可乐了

[-] newooyako | 8 points | Aug 16 2021 19:08:03

我聽小孩講北方話，目測年齡就老了十歲

[-] Potential_Grape_2877 | 8 points | Aug 16 2021 21:17:30

看得笑死我了

[-] Minko_1027 | 8 points | Aug 17 2021 01:55:04

說自己為國家生三胎不就完事了？

[-] zhiyingbo | 7 points | Aug 16 2021 18:46:21

抽象

[-] shinarenmin | 7 points | Aug 16 2021 23:14:39

演不出来的节目效果

[-] Confident-Buy-9570 | 7 points | Aug 17 2021 01:28:48

荷兰捞翔只会说妈了个逼是吧

[-] sydgvs | 6 points | Aug 16 2021 23:41:03

英雄出少年是吧

[-] Taran_Arashi | 6 points | Aug 17 2021 02:28:06

这种被性控制大脑到嫖娼的小学生不狠狠地捶很难想象未来会怎么样

[-] Xiausescu258 | 11 points | Aug 17 2021 02:44:01

多年后嫖老嗨数量➕1

[-] DogRarelySee | 5 points | Aug 16 2021 16:34:42

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[-] fjhforever | 5 points | Aug 17 2021 01:54:23

看了好心痛啊。。。我想到小时候自己被外婆追着打，她嘴里也是不停的喊“吗郎个逼”。。 虽然我没他这么胆大。。。

[-] reef31727 | 4 points | Aug 16 2021 18:13:30

有没有翻译官

[-] TwistSubstantial9215 | 4 points | Aug 16 2021 22:53:43

想给这小蜘蛛来一出贯戏

[-] SituationSmall | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 01:01:45

尼德蘭革命

[-] 21centuryrefugee | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 03:41:32

牛b大了 请问能转别的sub不

[-] Xiausescu258 | 5 points | Aug 17 2021 03:46:51

随便转呗，这么可乐的东西

[-] Positive-Feedback828 | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 04:41:17

有某有河南人啊，来翻译一下啊！怀疑是标题党

[-] Xiausescu258 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 04:51:27

楼上已经有老嗨翻译了

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[-] lammatthew725 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 04:55:02

就只那一句吧。

[-] poclee | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 05:56:07

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[-] AidenZzZzzzzx | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 06:46:47

节目效果好的批爆

[-] MousePrize8420 | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 08:50:16

粗鄙、蛮横，垃圾支那人的真实写照

[-] Potential_Grape_2877 | 2 points | Aug 16 2021 21:13:35

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[-] Potential_Grape_2877 | 2 points | Aug 16 2021 21:13:43

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[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 01:55:15

麻了麻了

[-] Suitable_Pirate_6734 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 03:47:07

这是乱伦被逮着了吧，估计是后妈、婶婶、舅妈、姨妈////

[-] Xiausescu258 | 6 points | Aug 17 2021 03:50:32

乱伦的话首先打的肯定是大人啊

[-] Suitable_Pirate_6734 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 03:51:38

河南男人不敢吧，供着媳妇比亲妈都厉害

[-] Xiausescu258 | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 03:55:43

男的不打女的都会动手的。这个确实是叫鸡被逮了

[-] Suitable_Pirate_6734 | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 03:56:46

佩服这小逼崽子了，我小时候也幻想过，没钱，没胆子

[-] lammatthew725 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 04:31:26

主要是錢，其次是怕性病

[-] Virtual_Dance_3312 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 04:02:00

小子太牛逼了

[-] lammatthew725 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 04:30:23

Why's the boy wearing shoes in the house?

[-] Xiausescu258 | 5 points | Aug 17 2021 04:47:00

鞋子能增加移速提升机动性方便被老爹抽时灵活走位

[-] lammatthew725 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 04:48:57

小朋友，一般都就三幾十秒吧，還加速？ 那馬子錢太易賺喇

[-] Not_my_real_name____ | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 11:34:07

Idk but that would be the real crime around here! The only thing I could understand was him saying something that must have meant hold on, right in-between beatings while trying to protect his ass with his hands. Guess that term and technique are pretty universal worldwide.

[-] Spare_Access944 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 06:24:21

不是侏儒？

[-] Expensive_Salad8909 | 2 points | Aug 17 2021 12:32:14

父母太野蠻了讓孩子就這麽錯過了這麽好的一對一性教育課外附導以後讓孩子有心理陰影不舉怎麽辦不如父親上展示產品生產的過程以後孩子肯定會好好做人

[-] dkmfTheMaster | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 16:55:17

恁妈了个匹

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[-] TENTE666 | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 17:31:11

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[-] Bitter_Shop_5935 | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 18:58:59

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[-] Potential_Grape_2877 | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 21:14:44

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[-] Due_Neck3637 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 00:35:32

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[-] New_Tangelo_2127 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 01:47:23

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[-] ZSure47 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 03:17:10

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[-] tzxzr | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 03:58:53

绷不住了哈哈哈

[-] Practical-Car-6240 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 05:53:54

Salticus sp.

[-] Beijing_cyber_police | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 06:28:29

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[-] Firdavisss | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 06:38:19

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[-] YagokoroEirin | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 07:45:51

这鸡多大？

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[-] Pooh8964 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 08:53:40

笑死，这个都有人引流到rChina去了

[-] lammatthew725 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 11:32:28

We teachers love watching these fail parenting videos

[-] Electronic-Inside-62 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 09:55:22

哈哈哈哈我操

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 10:10:25

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[-] StarterRabbit | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 10:46:28

荷兰？还是河南？

[-] heretohelp999 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 14:20:01

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[-] shazhi001 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 15:13:06

优美的荷兰话 用一句话就能说完全部内容

[-] Majestic_Tonight_642 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 16:28:06

荷兰？在外国？这么厉害

[-] MysteriousPractice73 | 1 points | Aug 17 2021 19:05:34

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[-] Pale_Feed_4586 | 1 points | Aug 18 2021 02:20:37

阉掉吧，以后就不犯这种错了！