4sth | 1 points | Aug 14 2021 14:53:10

520能吃六顿自助餐了

https://i.redd.it/0k9kdt8g7ch71.jpg

[-] ChampionBitter5026 | 81 points | Aug 14 2021 15:12:03

就该给她发个89.64

[-] Zealousideal-Ear4603 | 65 points | Aug 14 2021 15:01:04

要真只给他买一根口红又会说郭楠就这?

[-] Mimcat1234 | 28 points | Aug 14 2021 15:07:38

不喜歡了怎麼做都能挑刺

[-] Bubbly_Spend4562 | 27 points | Aug 14 2021 16:16:14

织女是真不能处,2个月没见过面。中午发了个七夕快乐,我一寻思她在外地实习,不是逼痒。那就是想要礼物,果断哈哈终止聊天。

[-] Little_Possession825 | 7 points | Aug 14 2021 17:55:33

你是真行,把我笑嘻了

[-] liepsilon | 6 points | Aug 15 2021 01:20:30

哈哈

[-] Imperium_Britannia | 23 points | Aug 14 2021 15:38:54

割开这织女的喉咙。抢了5200拿去挥霍

[-] Suan-sun | 5 points | Aug 15 2021 03:24:02

一说到割喉咙宰母猪我鸡巴就硬了

[-] PuzzleheadedSun1460 | 21 points | Aug 14 2021 15:50:56

应该插520下就满足了

[-] Sakura_Bakushin_O | 20 points | Aug 14 2021 16:03:55

织女你过节不给她送东西她能把天掀了

[-] SpiderPigeon | 17 points | Aug 14 2021 15:37:37

明码标批价了

[-] nimingyonghu_ | 13 points | Aug 14 2021 16:30:47

织女的烂逼都攒起来给尼神捅好了。

[-] millrogue_fll | 3 points | Aug 15 2021 10:29:34

尼神啥也不干一年都拿十万好像,确实比一般穷蛆有钱

[-] loneliness_tim21 | 1 points | Aug 15 2021 11:41:34

還有兩個免費女伴

[-] xiaoliu66666 | 12 points | Aug 14 2021 16:37:28

知乎经典炒作 不来炒这种问题不舒服

[-] reddit_user114514 | 17 points | Aug 14 2021 17:21:54

做题家就喜欢冲着这种毫无来源的问题颅内高潮

[-] FriendlySomewhere870 | 3 points | Aug 15 2021 01:44:01

做题家一看见自己一辈子都摸不着的支女可能不符合自己的幻想就破防了

[-] keepussyummy | 11 points | Aug 14 2021 15:15:15

生气就好

[-] Carpenter_Direct | 9 points | Aug 14 2021 16:26:46

織女真處不來

[-] chiwawachina | 9 points | Aug 14 2021 18:57:50

到底是从谁开始兴起过这种蠢节发红包,又是520又是1314的,真他妈矫情

[-] Asleep-Tie-3222 | 8 points | Aug 14 2021 16:01:47

什么母狗

[-] WilsonEdwardz | 8 points | Aug 14 2021 19:08:56

反转了,我都是女朋友给我发520

[-] qazesz1 | 6 points | Aug 14 2021 16:05:55

应该发4000+

[-] Broad-Cicada-6232 | 6 points | Aug 14 2021 19:10:40

支忽经典钓鱼问题

[-] xjpcnm8964 | 4 points | Aug 14 2021 16:55:32

这b还能能桶吗,给黑哥桶去吧

[-] SituationSmall | 4 points | Aug 14 2021 17:24:40

我從來不過情人節女人照樣往我身上貼

[-] Altruistic_Bobcat616 | 2 points | Aug 14 2021 22:46:29

吱吱作響

[-] Think-Lawyer-3002 | 2 points | Aug 15 2021 00:20:03

你给他做了啥

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 15 2021 01:08:04

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 15 2021 02:02:04

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[-] matlab1024 | 1 points | Aug 15 2021 02:49:11

must be trolling

[-] IlovePoland0229 | 1 points | Aug 15 2021 11:09:53

郭蝻给织女转了520,那织女给郭蝻又转了多少?真当饭票用啊?

[-] Far-Oven5634 | 0 points | Aug 15 2021 05:44:58

自助餐?蜘蛛餐!