fckCinazi | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 05:16:27
以后別在侮辱捞翔[-] Xi-Jinping1953 | 4 points | Aug 04 2021 05:20:56
这下中嘞
[-] Suspicious-Ad-1985 | 8 points | Aug 04 2021 05:23:16
中啥子中，恁也是河南人
[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Aug 04 2021 05:23:16
靠嫩娘，偷井盖咯，靠嫩娘
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[-] jiang_zemin | 3 points | Aug 04 2021 09:46:31
如果河南没有井盖，也没有flood.
[-] kuluzu9 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 05:21:43
中
[-] TommyDi7 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 06:05:12
我沒有甚麼注意上面的時事，河南的鐵蓋子給人拿了?
[-] caobidawang123 | 8 points | Aug 04 2021 09:09:59
河南通宝
[-] 200kgList | 2 points | Aug 04 2021 17:25:03
井蓋屬於荷蘭硬通貨了
[-] 10000motherfxxker | 2 points | Aug 04 2021 06:44:03
这是一个老梗了，荷兰人爱偷井盖
[-] Winterfell-51535 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 06:38:29
泪目
[-] kratos9394 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 06:53:18
雅
[-] xiaoliu66666 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 07:12:33
这段话出处在哪？我之前还是看大话西游有的评论爱说这种
[-] bihiki | 3 points | Aug 04 2021 08:17:30
民工漫，死神吧？
[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 07:32:38
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[-] covertandthesame | 0 points | Aug 04 2021 09:21:51
把井盖换成砖头就是原句，来源就是前几年搬砖这个词火起来的时候。
[-] OddBird_S | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 07:24:20
现在河南人都是白天睡觉，晚上睡觉
[-] rchdfong | 12 points | Aug 04 2021 08:15:28
这下与世长辞了
[-] eatbonus | 8 points | Aug 04 2021 09:17:38
就不拿井盖了，睡大觉
[-] Comfortable_Coach_16 | 3 points | Aug 04 2021 13:21:52
什么尸体
[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 07:24:21
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[-] Both-Statistician328 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 09:45:27
什么河南虎泰
[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 10:18:19
什么井盖治国
[-] KasingSKY | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 11:19:59
差点又破防...冷静。。冷静
[-] 1univerese | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 19:36:50
两广南蛮猴，上海天龙人，白金太监儿，东百狗，荷兰捞翔，都不过是大家的消遣的称呼罢了。
[-] KasingSKY | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 20:26:41
初来乍到啥都不懂，岁数大了，还不习惯。以后看你们聊就好，我觉得挺有意思的。
[-] luciusrosae | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 11:23:34
I don't understand what it says but the picture is hilarious
[-] AnnihilatorofUranus | 4 points | Aug 04 2021 14:24:21
Chinkology 101 (get used to this type of language or GTFO):
First you need some background info for context: the people of Henan (a northern province that was recently ravaged by floods in case you haven't heard) are reputed to be adept at their traditional craft of stealing manhole covers and selling them as scrap metal. It is believed that this is the main source of income for a great many Henanese. It goes without saying this would be a largely nocturnal pursuit.
With that in mind, I'll translate the text for you.
Title: We Henanese sleep by day, go and steal manhole covers by night
The nex two lines: If I put down the manhole cover, I won't be able to feed you/put food on the table. As I hold the manhole cover in my hands, I can't hold you in my arms.
Now laugh and give me an upvote.
[-] caobidawang123 | 2 points | Aug 04 2021 16:54:52
贴心
[-] HomoPan | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 14:33:50
什么久保带诗人
[-] oylp1988 | 1 points | Aug 04 2021 23:11:33
什么梗
[-] YagokoroEirin | 1 points | Aug 05 2021 04:31:54
死神漫画的卷首语
[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 05 2021 06:11:26
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[-] StunningVanilla12 | 1 points | Aug 05 2021 00:18:55
中啥中？捞翔怎么会养女儿？辱豫了！
[-] Yasu-Tomohiro | 1 points | Aug 05 2021 01:33:16
就是因为捞翔们这两年没偷井盖，荷兰下水不利才导致这次淹死这么多人，以后还是得多偷
[-] Odd-Coyote-3365 | 12 points | Aug 04 2021 09:56:23
再来个老乡把孩子偷了就解放双手了