新生儿：我日你血妈

[-] Candid-Cherry-256 | 120 points | Jul 22 2021 12:52:13

从出生就三观非常正

[-] timtomcook | 20 points | Jul 22 2021 15:27:28

界定“间谍”有多荒唐?疑似有点触摸自己了网上四处猎巫的贵物为什么不撒泡尿照照自己

[-] CanineSenpai | 12 points | Jul 22 2021 22:25:48

一出生就得甲亢

[-] Dralow | 100 points | Jul 22 2021 13:34:31

纪念美军登陆，遂取名为“带带”

[-] Great_Natural9189 | 13 points | Jul 22 2021 17:16:13

这下带路了

[-] Balabalabbb | 96 points | Jul 22 2021 12:57:50

叫洪老嗨多好

[-] nmslicalLiterature | 38 points | Jul 22 2021 13:31:11

洪涝嗨

[-] Accomplished_Type866 | 11 points | Jul 22 2021 13:57:10

不中嘞

[-] SpiderPigeon | 15 points | Jul 22 2021 14:41:04

出生即嗨粉

[-] 740761240 | 9 points | Jul 22 2021 15:25:25

我早就是仑友了

[-] Beijing_cyber_police | 7 points | Jul 22 2021 17:29:12

這下老嗨了

[-] eatbonus | 3 points | Jul 22 2021 17:18:23

洪涝海

[-] LTRipper | 87 points | Jul 22 2021 12:52:54

这下抗压吧友了

[-] dklon5 | 58 points | Jul 22 2021 12:53:17

暴雨袭来建议改成抗袭

[-] ChampionBitter5026 | 34 points | Jul 22 2021 14:44:19

抗习来了

[-] tuzhixuePhd | 29 points | Jul 22 2021 14:17:40

快进到抗抗响应习主席号召举报父母半夜看黄片被枪决。

[-] WeiRuanxi | 27 points | Jul 22 2021 14:21:06

三口棺材摆得正，一家三口刚刚好

[-] FayeValente | 26 points | Jul 22 2021 13:17:24

绷，这下三棺正了

[-] Traditional-Tap1580 | 20 points | Jul 22 2021 14:34:14

一出生就摆好三口棺材，而且摆的非常正

[-] FlightCai | 16 points | Jul 22 2021 16:00:19

长大后上班D1, 领导：抗抗？哪个抗？答：抗洪（红）的抗。领导一脸懵圈：啊？抗抗：啊不，是抗疫（议）的抗。给我拿下，快！领导迅速吩咐左右。

[-] dkmfTheMaster | 14 points | Jul 22 2021 15:14:21

我佛，一出生户口本先欠了几页

[-] Brilliant-Kick-7596 | 13 points | Jul 22 2021 15:02:54

哪三观？巨人观白骨观不净观

[-] shazhi001 | 12 points | Jul 22 2021 14:58:41

一出生未哭先孝

[-] pandaman36905 | 11 points | Jul 22 2021 14:54:47

叫大禹不好嗎抗抗是什麼鬼名字

[-] Penguin_Q | 11 points | Jul 22 2021 19:00:47

纪念习维尼暴毙，取名翠翠

[-] forever-cqqc | 9 points | Jul 22 2021 16:23:34

一出生就被迫當炒作狗

[-] FritzKolaClubMate | 5 points | Jul 22 2021 16:36:33

老传统了

非典的时候就有赵抗非

[-] Mizuhashi_Parsee | 5 points | Jul 22 2021 21:24:17

什么非洲酋长大举入侵种花家

[-] Unlucky-Special2013 | 4 points | Jul 22 2021 13:35:37

河南，咱们一起抗！

[-] bot471 | 3 points | Jul 22 2021 19:47:56

抗压吧是吧

[-] Mars_critic273 | 3 points | Jul 22 2021 20:29:03

抗带称号刻入身份证

[-] bakemonor | 2 points | Jul 22 2021 15:15:40

张抗抗

[-] dut1s | 2 points | Jul 22 2021 15:20:52

那是野爹，就像习维尼也有两个爹一样

[-] sodomfarm | 2 points | Jul 22 2021 15:33:56

哄堂大孝

[-] No_Independent8428 | 2 points | Jul 22 2021 16:50:54

听说还是个女孩儿？难绷

[-] Shaun111Yang | 2 points | Jul 23 2021 01:00:26

这下三观正得批爆了

[-] kuwakatatakuma | 2 points | Jul 23 2021 01:51:43

出生就是鼠鼠

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 13:25:10

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[-] liangjihedianziwang | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 15:18:05

tmd笑死我了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 15:32:59

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[-] World-Alarmed | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 15:52:14

我看成坑坑了是我有问题吗

[-] Puzzleheaded-Gur-187 | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 16:19:37

学兔友叫一声试试

[-] Positive_Guide_857 | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 17:18:27

都没光时好听

[-] Charlotte1ong | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 18:13:41

带带

[-] Soul__goodman | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 18:19:09

笑死

[-] zhinaguizi | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 19:34:11

没扔进河里献祭一下已经进步了

[-] c1991010484 | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 23:30:51

可以考虑重开了

[-] Think-Lawyer-3002 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 01:02:11

抗吧吧主私生子是吧

[-] Electronic-Trust-486 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 01:04:37

抗日还是抗习

[-] c05m02bq | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 01:20:10

金灿灿的浑水堆成山😅

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 01:47:32

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[-] Fletcher2019 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 02:50:20

取名为带带或者腊腊

[-] Expensive_Salad8909 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 02:57:32

擔負搞共使命

[-] Expensive_Salad8909 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 03:00:11

媽的，就算準生9胎，一場貪污腐敗豆腐工程天災人禍辛苦生這麽多胎都自養，「抗抗」都變「坑坑」！

[-] _SHA_256 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 04:01:33

你妈的。笑吐了

[-] Far-Oven5634 | 1 points | Jul 23 2021 04:06:05

这下抗抗了