Ill_Paleontologist19 | 14 points | Jun 16 2021 14:35:13

刚刚吃果冻窒息了

刚刚在宿舍吃果冻的时候一不小心吸进气管了,登时就感觉喘不上气,痛苦得很,想要找隔壁的印度人帮忙,可是我突然意识到,这样偶然且戏剧性的死不是我所追求的吗?

于是我爬上床铺,静静躺下,可惜还是喉咙的反射效果直接把果冻咳出来了,遗憾。

[-] LaughterMaker | 78 points | Jun 16 2021 15:52:26

臭骚0,想玩窒息直说

[-] 1984everyday | 3 points | Jun 16 2021 16:58:37

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[-] EagleofGod_5zn | 42 points | Jun 16 2021 14:43:35

简单喝个过肺烧仙草

[-] CrazyCityhorse | 34 points | Jun 16 2021 14:45:05

然后还滑了一裤裆?

[-] pussy_smasher_ | 22 points | Jun 16 2021 20:25:49

找印度人帮你吸出来?

[-] [deleted] | 13 points | Jun 16 2021 23:32:31

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[-] cjly3 | 16 points | Jun 16 2021 14:53:05

被果冻深深了

[-] yanleerriver | 8 points | Jun 17 2021 00:36:32

學尖子炒作是吧,什麼時候發個名校學生證

[-] Legitimate-Tap-7549 | 6 points | Jun 16 2021 16:21:36

宿舍单人间?

[-] freeiiheit | 6 points | Jun 16 2021 23:15:11

让印友给你来套海姆立克急救法

[-] Yaconi721 | 6 points | Jun 16 2021 23:59:49

什么深喉口爆

[-] Acceptable-Bag-6192 | 6 points | Jun 17 2021 00:32:30

快進到吸入性肺炎的環節

[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 2 points | Jun 17 2021 00:59:11

什么窒息play

[-] flymess233 | 1 points | Jun 16 2021 21:36:27

你隔壁都是印度人吗?

[-] Severe_Assumption756 | 1 points | Jun 17 2021 03:06:07

我想射你嘴里