我快当爸爸了

[-] Candid-Cherry-256 | 74 points | May 26 2021 01:12:53

国外恭喜你，国内我只能劝你尽快run，给小孩一个正常的环境

[-] zgmbxd | 70 points | May 26 2021 01:35:20

恭喜，您的孩子距高考还有6584天。

[-] tan_gaun | 39 points | May 26 2021 02:00:19

卧槽，我发誓我要带着小公举run出去

[-] stupink | 13 points | May 26 2021 02:49:25

没出生就知道性别，B超是吧

[-] tan_gaun | 14 points | May 26 2021 02:54:13

NIPT了解一下，10个星期以后就可以做

[-] zgmbxd | 8 points | May 26 2021 02:44:26

加油run

[-] youarefree23333 | 7 points | May 26 2021 07:16:08

请记住你的承诺

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 26 2021 02:03:38

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[-] KaiwenKHB | 14 points | May 26 2021 02:01:06

太缺德了草

[-] amicusRoy | 7 points | May 26 2021 06:11:59

倒计时是吧

[-] alexaugustsunny | 6 points | May 26 2021 06:25:43

什么中国式家长

[-] FriendlySomewhere870 | 5 points | May 26 2021 02:41:17

哈哈你行

[-] Cdguy123 | 67 points | May 26 2021 01:20:07

小心袁隆平！

[-] Comfortable_Coach_16 | 24 points | May 26 2021 01:42:42

诅咒衰老轮回是吧

[-] Naive_Owls | 24 points | May 26 2021 03:37:37

崩，到最后还是没喝上母乳

[-] AdEnvironmental9127 | 19 points | May 26 2021 01:22:09

你行

[-] destroy_xjp | 53 points | May 26 2021 01:03:59

哪个医院，我去给你送点水果🍎

[-] Comfortable_Coach_16 | 50 points | May 26 2021 01:42:11

送点小苹

[-] SomeEdgyCunt_inChina | 16 points | May 26 2021 12:34:18

洗净苹果。

[-] MundaneAssociation71 | 50 points | May 26 2021 00:56:19

你在哪里呢？

[-] tan_gaun | 34 points | May 26 2021 01:00:05

哥饶我

[-] KAMENRIDER_ZEROTSU | 43 points | May 26 2021 01:04:47

爸爸

[-] dumen26 | 28 points | May 26 2021 01:42:47

孩子：麻了，又是种花

[-] sageerk | 25 points | May 26 2021 03:03:35

孩子：麻了重开又是支那

[-] Busy-Picture-6681 | 22 points | May 26 2021 01:39:16

把崽生天朝，很难去支持

[-] RIA-PEND | 19 points | May 26 2021 01:15:58

接产医生:标记

[-] Suan-sun | 17 points | May 26 2021 01:39:19

你和你的小鬼一刻也不能分割

[-] sidnnski | 16 points | May 26 2021 01:40:56

哪个医院的，我去亲自指挥，亲自部署！

[-] MaleficentMulberry78 | 7 points | May 26 2021 14:02:02

梁家河大队卫生所

[-] Stevenburner2 | 15 points | May 26 2021 01:01:53

恭喜恭喜

[-] NarrowPerformer552 | 14 points | May 26 2021 01:21:39

加个微信给你发红包

[-] WhitePufferfish | 13 points | May 26 2021 02:18:52

如果你是外国友人那恭喜，如果你还在支那只能说你缺德

[-] Walkingman2958i | 12 points | May 26 2021 03:42:25

坏事做尽，你先run出去再生个anchor baby对你对孩子都好啊？

[-] OkPerformer3898 | 11 points | May 26 2021 01:05:49

恭喜你。

[-] Yimoc | 11 points | May 26 2021 01:39:50

祝浪友早日run出去

[-] tirjnrmmfnxnx77 | 11 points | May 26 2021 01:57:57

出生炼狱难度

[-] AharaShiori | 11 points | May 26 2021 04:16:45

行，给八路生了个慰安妇😅

[-] amicusRoy | 9 points | May 26 2021 06:17:53

👧🏻:“Oh god,Norway plz.” 👧🏻:“Where am I?” 👨🏻‍⚕️:“China” 👧🏻:“......”

[-] AbbreviationsPlane70 | 8 points | May 26 2021 01:47:15

祝你出生的孩子每天健康快乐

[-] patriots-rabbit | 8 points | May 26 2021 02:10:17

不run去外国生孩子？！不配当爹！

[-] Far_Cartoonist9099 | 8 points | May 26 2021 04:39:43

那个倒霉蛋这么不幸。

[-] ccpnmslese | 8 points | May 26 2021 07:26:41

我现在就自杀喝你老婆的母乳

[-] Aggressive_Demand_49 | 8 points | May 26 2021 11:44:03

出生第一句话“ah shit, here we go again!”

[-] Yaconi721 | 7 points | May 26 2021 01:39:52

爸爸

[-] chuansao | 7 points | May 26 2021 01:41:54

只能祝你或者你孩子早日run出去然后带全家人逃离这个苦难之地了

[-] NOTCovidSpeader | 7 points | May 26 2021 02:18:59

绷，还搁这刷红迪呢？？？

[-] Sea_Consequence8738 | 7 points | May 26 2021 06:29:24

Sir where am I? China. 這下麻了

[-] eatbonus | 6 points | May 26 2021 08:08:45

Sir Where am I？恁说啥？俺砸听不懂里

[-] genesindhej | 2 points | May 26 2021 15:03:18

Holland，河南

[-] DPOY2 | 6 points | May 26 2021 01:08:28

恭喜

[-] TpDrXZ | 6 points | May 26 2021 02:07:11

让那个装献忠的鼠人重开！

[-] OddNewspaper7306 | 6 points | May 26 2021 05:01:54

先run出去再生，不然你真不好run了

[-] AlikawaHime | 6 points | May 26 2021 13:08:05

你以后要是run不出去那你真的是罪大恶极了

[-] YagokoroEirin | 5 points | May 26 2021 02:28:06

需要起名服务吗

[-] tan_gaun | 11 points | May 26 2021 02:55:15

姓刁, 起个霸气一点的名字

[-] YagokoroEirin | 26 points | May 26 2021 02:58:45

刁仲勋

[-] Traditional-Ruin9150 | 5 points | May 26 2021 07:40:41

刁明泽

[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 4 points | May 26 2021 05:41:22

刁大犬

[-] SituationSmall | 4 points | May 26 2021 12:16:00

刁邢平，保證公安看不懂

[-] OddBird_S | 5 points | May 26 2021 07:50:44

不论run不run都祝愿幸福

[-] Musashi-c | 4 points | May 26 2021 01:35:36

恭喜带哥

[-] Cool-Tumbleweed2167 | 4 points | May 26 2021 05:18:21

为了孩子尽快run吧

[-] monsterfreetimparker | 4 points | May 26 2021 06:56:31

谭嗣同：多一个孩子，不就是又多一个奴隶吗（狗头）

赶紧run

[-] Round_Skirt_3669 | 3 points | May 26 2021 01:09:07

鼓掌

[-] [deleted] | 3 points | May 26 2021 02:06:55

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[-] Leexiitto | 3 points | May 26 2021 02:46:50

恭喜啊

[-] Overall-Isopod-4884 | 3 points | May 26 2021 06:12:18

希望你速度run出去和家人过幸福的生活

[-] EagleofGod_5zn | 2 points | May 26 2021 01:18:23

恭喜

[-] integrablechun | 2 points | May 26 2021 03:49:35

恭喜🎉🎊

[-] KIartraum | 2 points | May 26 2021 06:34:08

恭禧老哥🥳

[-] Turbulent_Appeal8097 | 2 points | May 26 2021 07:49:54

祝你出生的孩子每天健康快乐

[-] Far-Oven5634 | 2 points | May 26 2021 10:53:06

恭喜恭喜🎉

[-] bozzisss | 2 points | May 26 2021 12:51:13

简单玩玩中国式家长

[-] Tutulangren | 2 points | May 27 2021 05:57:56

看看你的织女

[-] tan_gaun | 1 points | May 27 2021 06:48:20

支味收收

[-] shdhdbfi | 0 points | May 27 2021 11:15:28

看你🐴了个臭逼你🐴是不是织女啊😅

[-] Tutulangren | 1 points | May 27 2021 11:37:10

怎么说话的没教养的东西

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 26 2021 01:43:18

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 26 2021 01:56:24

[removed]

[-] petrah99 | 1 points | May 26 2021 05:14:23

在中国出生?

[-] greatpasser | 1 points | May 26 2021 05:39:12

恭喜啊

[-] SeasOverturnPonds | 1 points | May 26 2021 09:47:18

恭喜恭喜，加油run

[-] Geomesca | 1 points | May 26 2021 14:53:37

快进到进幼儿园被献忠开图。

[-] huangdidexinnong | 1 points | May 27 2021 08:14:31

提个建议，认清党国丘八本质，别大学军训被认识几天的臭丘八草了