Sonnoutoukan | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 09:33:57

冲浪tv新规-第1版

首先,不排斥任何真正想融入的人也包括从品葱来的人,但是想一起玩想要融入进来的前提是必须遵守以下规则

1.cltvirl玩的一律视为以前在贴吧时去孙吧玩,查出直接标明引流狗圈真ban(引流土狗还自称正统)。

2.土味大葱封禁规则:

①天天以毫无可行性的方式魔怔反共,钱组织度活动地点纲领全没有的意淫式反共,经常以反共为目而长篇大论的发帖而不是以节目效果的反共键政的人,直接标明土味葱狗圈真ban(查历史发言而定,能经常性的看见直接ban);

②现实问题拿到网络上问然后不掏钱,问的还都是那种需要至少一个team才能给出答案的问题。比如点开品葱首页就是一个“中国有哪些卡美国脖子的技术”直接标明土味葱狗圈真ban;

③架空历史魔幻文学爱好者。“假如中国民主化了”,“假如共产党倒台了”。直接标明土味葱狗圈真ban。

3.对于那种跳脸自称浪人/红老嗨的引流装狗对峙或者提问又答不出的,直接ban(最多自称迪友,还浪人?批人!)真是浪人的家人们,你们随意就行

4.带抗V兔照常,包括不限于被带抗V偷烂的梗;比如流汗黄豆、简写拼音(u1s1等)、一句话里塞十个梗生怕别人不知道他是个梗仙

5.被删贴了就开始狗叫“说好的言论自由呢”,建议把言论自由的定义打在公屏上,Reddit可以,但非必须,是网络公共空间但是其子sub不是。(你可以私信自己是被误封的,确认是真可以公开道歉,上来就叫言论自由的直接3天变永封)。

6.一天到晚句句不离口发:献忠/县中/屠支/索多玛/费拉/各种支那及其衍生词;直接ban,弱智梗(之前看见个真有节目效果的回复广西屠小朋友的:剑圣开无敌斩了;反过来看什么献忠 跟弱智似的)。

新规施行首两周内将会加大力度,违反者第一次至少7天无上限,第二次直接永封。

[-] V2RayNG | 69 points | Apr 29 2021 09:44:15

傻逼傻逼操你妈,你妈大逼人人插

[-] qingfeng_baozi | 63 points | Apr 29 2021 09:39:09

不同意的请举手

[-] Xenon1898 | 22 points | Apr 29 2021 13:16:31

没有,没有,没有!

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品葱管理员也好,China_irl的mods也好,这里的mods也好,口口声声谈民主,一看全是在野共

[-] gretino | -13 points | Apr 29 2021 15:41:46

这么想民主怎么不去移民

[-] Xenon1898 | 13 points | Apr 29 2021 15:46:43

好熟悉的话语,这算是神兔合流?另外已经移了,不会有正常人还想呆在大洋国吧?

[-] gretino | -8 points | Apr 29 2021 15:54:59

你移我也移,大家都是海外缝友

[-] Usernames_have_taken | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 15:21:07

没有!没有!没有!

通过!!!

[-] H3atherriu | 55 points | Apr 29 2021 09:46:12

还好没规定不能把你妈摁在地上来一发 不然我要被ban了

[-] fapfap552 | 53 points | Apr 29 2021 09:39:09

你是?

[-] PlanBoth | 3 points | Apr 29 2021 18:35:19

小e还活着就说句话

[-] ERfReSCA | 3 points | Apr 29 2021 19:14:11

被ban了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 21:29:17

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[-] SirThisWayyy | 51 points | Apr 29 2021 09:41:06

我join了r/CLTV,封我试试

[-] SirThisWayyy | 27 points | Apr 29 2021 11:55:30

u/Sonnoutoukan 怎么不办事呢,我等着领你的野爹证呢

[-] _Newdkmf_ | 49 points | Apr 29 2021 09:41:54

冲浪国安法是吧

[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 17 points | Apr 29 2021 16:23:12

真他妈脑残,没效果的自然会被环境淘汰,被踩到摺叠

需要搞这些条条框框规定哪个好笑哪个不好笑?

哪些用语可以用、哪些用语不能用?

哪个sub可以去、哪个sub不能去?

那么爱管怎么不买个男用贞操带帮自己做射精管理

操你妈的

[-] Kuonji_Arisu | 48 points | Apr 29 2021 09:46:45

宪法要先规定政府不能做的事

[-] sinabuta_8906 | 44 points | Apr 29 2021 09:49:45

差不多得了,沙东人是吧官瘾这么大

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 18:58:32

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[-] No-Kale-8539 | 39 points | Apr 29 2021 10:25:03

穷傻逼你妈在路上被200条狗同时插爆b,流的满路黑紫色的血,还有你妈烂掉的半边b,你妈老臭屄爬着到路边几顿狗屎里拿着一根根比你短小的像针一样的b粗数万倍的狗屎,一根根塞下你妈那烂得像马蜂窝的半边b里,才剩下满脑子屎的狗头人身的杂种,那个人就是你飞妈呢

[-] mulangrenyunjie | 35 points | Apr 29 2021 09:40:50

搬个精选评论

**不是太监是啥? 有些太监有了点权限呢,就迫不及待地一直/warn啊;/admin啊;/report啊;/ban啊……“支那猪官瘾都大得批爆”这话没错,本人在**见到好几次了,简直就是“支那in internet life”。一帮人维护党中央权威,装作理中客正派,下贱中的下贱;被阉割了还要下跪磕头、俯首称臣——这就是太监。

[-] changchengchingchong | 5 points | Apr 29 2021 10:18:22

这一段好像是我的原创

[-] mulangrenyunjie | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 11:15:49

文豪快写文批判s蛆

Ps:复制粘贴时没找到出处,见谅

[-] Downtown-Bear-7591 | 34 points | Apr 29 2021 09:59:35

弱智刀梗觉得很搞笑是吧?右狗术语内涵不高你妈支那土逼几个档次,装你妈呢

[-] Neat-Example3098 | 33 points | Apr 29 2021 09:50:36

刀斯林是吧,用到了刀塔的梗就是好梗,别的都是弱智梗,不愧是电竞人上人

[-] ComfortableDaikon646 | 23 points | Apr 29 2021 09:52:30

谁乐意用他的几把梗 真没人乐意用

[-] Neat-Example3098 | 24 points | Apr 29 2021 10:27:21

之前也有类似的mod整这些官瘾烂活,我本来还以为浪人是不受约束的极其不政治正确的一个群体,说点不要脸的话就是有点类似南方公园那种,用各种黑色幽默甚至反人性的dank meme嘲讽这狗屎一样的现实,没想到这个群体也有这种和支人一样官瘾比批瘾还大的傻逼。

[-] kanda14 | 26 points | Apr 29 2021 09:37:00

阿sir好

[-] kanda14 | 21 points | Apr 29 2021 09:37:19

给您请安了

[-] [deleted] | 7 points | Apr 30 2021 04:41:26

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 13:19:54

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[-] Brilliant_Picture_73 | 23 points | Apr 29 2021 10:46:54

官瘾犯了?去clTV和irl玩也封,你寄吧谁啊?脑残mod是一家是吧

[-] matlab12306 | 22 points | Apr 29 2021 10:23:34

你妈大b人人插,左插插啊,右插插,插的你吗b开花 ~

[-] CTOStower | 21 points | Apr 29 2021 12:23:36

支那臭猪你妈死了,赶紧封你爹,傻狗

[-] ich1go_04 | 18 points | Apr 29 2021 10:00:55

取得米国国籍的一律禁止进入我国境内!

[-] ExternalImpossible50 | 18 points | Apr 29 2021 10:05:56

臭傻逼

[-] catbladespider | 18 points | Apr 29 2021 10:58:21

有谁眼熟你么?真不如让小e当mod,你个狗鸡巴引流东西喧宾夺主了是吧,抗带也当融老嗨,真尼玛司马了

[-] nn1ght | 18 points | Apr 29 2021 11:01:33

喜欢去CLTV玩,大嚼土味大葱,意淫灭霸响指一键反共,不掏钱问家乡有哪些造蜘蛛切的技术?假如共产党倒台了我依然要图纸,自称浪人,u1s1流汗黄豆x10,汪汪汪说好的言论自由呢?重生献忠之我是剑圣、开无敌斩在索多玛屠支。

[-] nn1ght | 7 points | Apr 29 2021 11:02:46

请您赶快坐到主席台上来。

[-] AlikawaHime | 17 points | Apr 29 2021 09:52:10

无条件听从mod的指导,我跟总路线一起动摇✊

[-] Far_Cartoonist9099 | 17 points | Apr 29 2021 10:14:59

一句话就是葱友直接ban。 你是不是当这卢浮宫吖韵味这么重。

[-] WhosJager | 17 points | Apr 29 2021 12:55:07

支那人一大特点:官瘾大。

老子就加入China_irl怎么了?

封我?什么时候签给你的领养协议?

[-] bOn-Skirt-karma | 16 points | Apr 29 2021 10:10:59

嗯?我去irl夸夸习近平都不行吗?这也太让人流汗黄豆了

[-] kumokiri2000 | 16 points | Apr 29 2021 10:41:26

逃不出的官瘾 刻在基因里了

[-] TuzhiSAMA | 15 points | Apr 29 2021 09:37:32

劍聖牛批喔,我亞索都打不過,和劍聖對線我一般用蠻王,出破敗和無盡,把劍聖打得嗷嗷叫。

[-] ppp213 | 15 points | Apr 29 2021 10:48:10

这是新警察吧,不知道这里很多都是7天换一号吗?

[-] ithinkitismyduty | 15 points | Apr 29 2021 12:13:11

小朋友啊,你知道什么是基础建设吗

[-] [deleted] | 15 points | Apr 30 2021 01:43:56

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[-] julien94072 | 14 points | Apr 29 2021 12:01:19

你誰啊?別瞎雞巴亂叫

[-] Jacky_F_0909 | 14 points | Apr 29 2021 23:36:46

搞支那式民主——我是民,你是主是吧?

[-] 6677889900qweR | 13 points | Apr 29 2021 10:19:23

冲浪国安法来了

[-] C1pH6r | 13 points | Apr 29 2021 11:13:07

不太明白為什麼需要第一條規則,如果大家都有確實遵守後續的規則,

不就已經達成需求了嗎? 為什麼需要對選擇活動的區域去做封殺?

[-] mulangrenyunjie | 16 points | Apr 29 2021 11:19:23

流量闭环,属于运营大师了,下一步就是打广告招商引资洽谈合作了

[-] heitorsnell | 13 points | Apr 29 2021 12:33:38

傻逼玩意,转生成🕷️了是吧

[-] pingpinglailai | 13 points | Apr 29 2021 23:23:00

我差点以为了拆哪irl了,属于是你妈大逼人人插左插插这个右插插了

[-] najunmeidi | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 09:57:32

你谁?

[-] Yaconi721 | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 10:14:11

喊屠支也封?

[-] Standard-Pass-5709 | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 10:39:06

版规都改了,我鼠人呢😭

[-] bOn-Skirt-karma | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 10:42:04

发不可知威不可测啊,这规矩太模糊有奇怪大家玩不起来了啊

[-] NeyGorChowHai | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 11:27:54

这下国安tv了

[-] Xenon1898 | 5 points | Apr 29 2021 13:29:55

说实话,这种条例若实施,建议本sub改名 r/nslTV ,national security law (NSL) TV

[-] [deleted] | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 12:26:01

什么豆腐渣基建,这下基建狂魔了

[-] tuzhizhi | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 12:41:43

你鸡巴谁啊,去哪逛还要管,什么防火墙

[-] Usernames_have_taken | 12 points | Apr 29 2021 15:26:33

r/chonglangTV

你们没有资格对浪人指手画脚!

你去过冲浪TV吗?

你知道冲浪TV已经被浪人建设成最大的中文reddit论坛了吗?

只有浪人才能真正了解冲浪TV!!

[-] idiobard | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 10:09:47

基础建设个JB

[-] Savings-Cupcake-3341 | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 10:10:27

这下之了

[-] yoloby | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 10:28:49

这mod沾点屎味了

[-] Hugemouse123459 | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 10:29:57

冲浪wegame,我劝你快玩

[-] Andromeda147 | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 10:52:31

支那人官瘾大的皮包,有点权力哪怕是虚拟世界的就要出来找存在感,不图光行吗

[-] Dadakilleveryone | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 14:06:33

你tm谁啊,这么喜欢管怎么不去中南海管管啊,真nmd支

[-] Sager_Khan_8964 | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 14:54:27

这mod官瘾咋这么大呢,上来就开始建笼子了。

[-] RoughPercussionythm | 11 points | Apr 29 2021 15:20:36

纯鸡巴支畜,来了红迪都不忘做官

[-] ADDWR | 11 points | Apr 30 2021 00:01:01

支那猪永远都是支那猪。官瘾刻在dna里的。你谁啊你瞎鸡巴乱叫。

[-] Bob-dde | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 09:48:38

早该管管了

[-] StatisticianMoist441 | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 10:40:43

nm 今晚biss

[-] fuck_youto_death | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 11:09:10

你谁啊

[-] yangwenlich | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 12:44:23

太好了 终于有青天大老爷管我们这些屁民了

[-] Import_Case | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 13:11:10

你谁啊?别狗叫

[-] loverussian | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 14:34:21

你算個什麼東西😅

[-] sagerking_ | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 14:36:55

傻逼mod操你妈,你妈大逼人人插,左插插啊右插插,插得你妈逼开花。

[-] Leon_czebyczew | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 15:44:50

开始肃清反革命工作了是吧

[-] juicelemonice | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 15:45:28

你鸡巴谁啊

[-] cao4ni | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 17:53:10

刚日完mod亲妈 不行 逼太松

[-] Leader_Kim_Il-sung | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 18:00:44

真傻逼的葱油,downvote就能说明一切,不用这么多条条框框

[-] Interesting-Age2367 | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 18:03:38

草你妈,习近平是吧?

[-] Beautiful_Ad6961 | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 22:05:30

臭傻逼,规定你妈呢

[-] paperclipwusonglei | 10 points | Apr 29 2021 22:24:16

虽然我被隔壁irl封了也很恶心换届后那里的mod,但是你这第一条规则从哪个角度上都是没有道理的呀,我认为这也是这个帖子被踩到只有10%的主要原因。去那边发言就要被禁言,那去那边替这里辩护引流的也要被封咯? 你这比墙内红卫兵还厉害,墙内红卫兵还只到华裔国外被杀不是中国人不用关心,华侨被杀呆在国外不回来活该,你这规则对应过去那就是去过国外的人死了活该?

其次关于什么葱味都是小事,你列举的那三种在品葱看到我也不待见。一些人口中独裁的品葱的做法是分区,reddit机制分区不了,你可以说这里不欢迎这类内容,发了不是讨论特别多的直接删不久行了。

[-] asdfghfff | 10 points | Apr 30 2021 01:50:55

好大的官威!

[-] ComfortableDaikon646 | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 09:40:08

哈哈哈

[-] BrownAme7 | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 11:57:14

缓缓打出一个“?”,尤其第五条

[-] Daisy_7100 | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 12:19:31

這下支了

[-] Xenon1898 | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 13:07:52

人人都骂中共的国安法,人人都学中共的国安法,这是中文使用者无法逃出的轮回吗?

[-] LayerAlarming4920 | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 14:38:37

屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支屠支

[-] Leon_czebyczew | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 15:46:36

哈人,我run CLTV了

[-] fictionalizationism | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 16:29:08

全都复刻了是吧,坚持一个冲浪原则,警惕CLTV分裂势力。

快进到CLTV变屠浪TV。

[-] Technical-Car410 | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 19:15:54

什么玩意儿?管天管地管放屁是吧。劳资就献忠怎么了

[-] Anarco-Statist | 9 points | Apr 29 2021 20:24:25

快来封你爹

[-] Competitive_Sugar324 | 9 points | Apr 30 2021 00:23:29

其他几条最多界限模糊,第一条属于邪教化了,开始控制成员sub外的自由了。我只能说红迪根本不适合这样的规矩,你需要一个邀请制来得到信徒。

[-] Curious_Community937 | 9 points | Apr 30 2021 00:47:33

我反对

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[-] Independent-Soft-687 | 8 points | Apr 29 2021 10:20:58

你给我下来

[-] sovietjoke_official | 8 points | Apr 29 2021 11:22:41

浪人文化大革命开始!作为响应者,面对葱狗要批倒批臭(葱狗确实是傻篮子),狠狠的斗这群葱狗

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[-] SnowzTail | 8 points | Apr 29 2021 12:30:45

古德古德

[-] Soulsof_drawing | 8 points | Apr 29 2021 14:44:03

权蛆滚

[-] Miyunli | 8 points | Apr 29 2021 15:29:53

可不敢乱说😅

[-] crazzzyjustin | 8 points | Apr 29 2021 19:24:32

你几把谁啊

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[-] xinfujiayuan8964 | 7 points | Apr 29 2021 10:27:26

s哥

[-] pengliyuan_bbc_slut | 7 points | Apr 29 2021 13:18:49

紧密团结在以u/sonnoutoukan为核心的mod中央周围,夺取新时代瓦房店特色冲浪清教主义伟大胜利

[-] Xenon1898 | 7 points | Apr 29 2021 13:20:25

Do you hear the people sing?

[-] brA1nbrain | 7 points | Apr 29 2021 14:04:57

[-] qqqxx364 | 6 points | Apr 29 2021 11:15:51

你好

[-] everythingbeginning | 6 points | Apr 29 2021 15:28:13

你寄吧谁阿

我寄吧谁阿

他寄吧谁阿

谁代表我谁4000+

[-] somethin4nothing | 6 points | Apr 29 2021 17:29:36

为什么封我 说话

[-] xixihahahuhu | 6 points | Apr 29 2021 18:14:21

公开道歉? 是不是还要来个电视认罪?

官瘾真大irl算官瘾大了还没有规定不许去其他频道 一山还有一山高啊

[-] ChampionshipIcy1888 | 5 points | Apr 29 2021 14:20:12

我是李博斯。能不能给我点特权

[-] fupingyibi | 5 points | Apr 29 2021 16:22:36

围观烈士陵园,基本都被封了,这下黄豆流汗了

[-] ChonglangWiki | 5 points | Apr 29 2021 21:10:04

不敢不同意

[-] T-Shirt-Dealer | 4 points | Apr 29 2021 12:49:55

欧超联赛什么时候开踢?

[-] BakaTakasugi | 4 points | Apr 29 2021 16:54:22

什么时候快进到 mod 恋童发牛子照被挂到 r/all 上?

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[-] space-samurai_ | 3 points | Apr 29 2021 09:57:37

😑

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[-] ChengjunChiang | 3 points | Apr 30 2021 02:48:34

浪人大革命,起!

[-] Anybody-Few | 2 points | Apr 29 2021 10:19:34

遵命

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[-] YAoYqI | 2 points | Apr 30 2021 02:39:45

坚定不移的跟着指挥走

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