ithinkitismyduty | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 09:20:33

今天在食堂吃饭听两个女生讨论疫苗

A:疫苗你打了吗?

B:没有,我有点感冒,而且感觉疫苗不太安全

A:听说钟南山都打了

B:习近平打我就打

A:哈哈,你这个想法挺巧妙

[-] Brilliant-Sweet-7874 | 32 points | Apr 28 2021 09:22:28

想啥呢?赵姥爷打的是特供外国疫苗

[-] Odd-Coyote-3365 | 28 points | Apr 28 2021 09:23:34

快把b速速引流

[-] Republicemperor | 21 points | Apr 28 2021 09:44:58

哈哈,你这个想法挺巧妙

[-] Republicemperor | 12 points | Apr 28 2021 09:45:18

这个巧妙用的挺巧妙的

[-] kill_sina_pig | 6 points | Apr 28 2021 10:39:03

good bot

[-] Sager8964 | 3 points | Apr 29 2021 02:29:45

心梗来了

[-] waynr96 | 2 points | Apr 29 2021 05:16:52

哈哈 感谢你的赞美

[-] Janson_Terry | 13 points | Apr 28 2021 09:30:04

能处!

[-] Candid-Cherry-256 | 10 points | Apr 28 2021 09:48:59

盲猜刑平打得是辉瑞

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 17:34:08

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[-] justicefromabove272 | 9 points | Apr 28 2021 09:51:49

一亿辉瑞轮得到你们烂蜘蛛

[-] ImpossibleTech | 9 points | Apr 28 2021 12:29:22

要是我就去她面前拍桌子:习近平还能扛二百斤麦子不换件你行吗?

[-] kaeru1551 | 8 points | Apr 28 2021 10:00:49

心梗:想法巧妙

[-] RatOfSewer | 6 points | Apr 28 2021 10:36:37

这个真能当心梗了

[-] Rude_Acanthisitta_74 | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 12:07:31

能处

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 12:09:55

b可以追

[-] excitedfrog | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 13:02:42

然而兴平打的是辉瑞

[-] genesindhej | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 14:02:35

邢平连假装打点生理盐水都不敢,一点责任都不想担

[-] ErwinRRR | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 14:37:54

钟南山顶多算是一条狗而已

[-] IntrepidCriticism225 | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 01:17:33

狗没他会炒作

[-] runmqq2233 | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 04:42:33

什么炒作狗

[-] StrawberryOne5471 | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 14:55:15

是聽到我在說嗎?那麼巧

[-] TheBig_Benjamin | 3 points | Apr 28 2021 18:31:33

说不定正冲浪呢

[-] StatisticianMoist441 | 2 points | Apr 28 2021 10:51:43

不错

[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 2 points | Apr 28 2021 12:23:53

早该打打了

[-] brmsport | 2 points | Apr 28 2021 15:26:46

心梗:哈哈,你这个想法挺巧妙

[-] Coghlan168754 | 2 points | Apr 28 2021 23:42:01

速速引流两位织女

[-] superboylee_0114 | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 13:46:30

笑嘻了

[-] Jared_att | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 14:04:06

拉清单

[-] Creative_Coat_4294 | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 15:23:46

刑平在规定上年龄超标打不了,也说明这个疫苗真不行

[-] V2RayNG | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 16:31:48

:d

[-] SuitableNewspaper774 | 1 points | Apr 28 2021 18:32:20

哈哈哈哈

[-] Usernames_have_taken | 1 points | Apr 29 2021 02:27:50

邢平晶叶狂暴轰入织女子宫