简简单单分享一个华为公司面试题😋😋😋

[-] Ill_Paleontologist19 | 18 points | Apr 23 2021 10:30:10

习主席把桥和牛都扛了起来，涉水渡过了河

[-] end12306 | 8 points | Apr 23 2021 11:08:07

建议以后把习近平算成计量单位。新梗: 200斤=1平

[-] YueNanJiZhe | 3 points | Apr 23 2021 12:21:42

什么小虎？2200等于1虎

[-] LukeZhao1206 | 1 points | Apr 24 2021 00:17:59

🤣🤣🤣

[-] Aidenfred | 2 points | Apr 23 2021 11:29:27

什么四渡(粪)赤水

[-] ministryofmeme | 2 points | Apr 23 2021 13:46:58

好一个习敢当

[-] Hugemouse123459 | 17 points | Apr 23 2021 10:48:45

你要过桥干什么呢

[-] lbxyb | 13 points | Apr 23 2021 10:24:22

回顾了属于是

[-] Little_Possession825 | 9 points | Apr 23 2021 10:32:07

啊？看起来我平时生活当中没什么朋友，我是第一次知道的

[-] FreeHongKong19 | 3 points | Apr 23 2021 18:07:18

给你的微信我我乐意成为你的朋友

[-] Mimcat1234 | 10 points | Apr 23 2021 12:10:30

嗯过，没垮就是中国牛逼，垮了就是美国阴毛

[-] QULN333 | 1 points | Apr 24 2021 00:41:56

今日首绷

[-] Technical_Gold_5002 | 8 points | Apr 23 2021 10:29:55

不是把自己华为手机的电池拆下来装直升机里头用1000N的力把牛吊起来然后过去？

[-] lunixc | 8 points | Apr 23 2021 11:55:19

你过桥的目的是什么

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 6 points | Apr 23 2021 12:44:12

把牛拉去关起来251天之后就能过了

[-] Sunday-reg | 5 points | Apr 23 2021 10:26:52

然后呢？然后他就死掉了

[-] flykule | 5 points | Apr 23 2021 12:26:22

在桥这头开个发布会声明牛已过桥不就完了.

[-] SwimmerSuper6840 | 5 points | Apr 23 2021 20:09:03

理论上来说，牛的速度越大，那么他的质量越小，所以给牛装一个光速推动器就好了，什么？哪来的光速推动器？当然是我进公司之后研发的啦

[-] DateKaname | 1 points | Apr 23 2021 20:17:16

你物理老师正在取菜刀的路上

[-] Strict-Ad-3481 | 2 points | Apr 24 2021 00:18:54

你BU主管正在取政府拨款的路上

[-] SwimmerSuper6840 | 1 points | Apr 24 2021 19:51:55

记反了，看样子我是过不了面试了 sad

[-] zhinazhu_ | 4 points | Apr 23 2021 11:50:12

让妹妹过桥后露出牛子

[-] fapfap552 | 3 points | Apr 23 2021 10:31:53

这头牛那么重一定成年了，大概可以杀了，直接在桥那边宰好再分批运过来

[-] SirenFang | 5 points | Apr 23 2021 10:34:20

尬扯

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 3 points | Apr 23 2021 11:48:06

然后呢？找灭霸打响指随机复活牛牛？

[-] Strict-Ad-3481 | 3 points | Apr 23 2021 13:22:32

不用走桥，直接摸着石头过河

[-] chongkai_bot | 2 points | Apr 23 2021 11:38:22

在牛的身上绑一堆氢气球，一直绑到桥能够承受牛的重量为止

[-] baymoonofjune | 2 points | Apr 23 2021 15:42:10

牛游过去就行了

[-] RealMarcusCurtius | 2 points | Apr 23 2021 19:25:28

让牛过桥的底层逻辑是什么?顶层设计在哪里?

[-] Faye-TD-Valentine | 1 points | Apr 23 2021 10:30:41

丁鉴定为真

[-] DogRarelySee | 1 points | Apr 23 2021 11:17:12

没说过的是哪个桥

[-] ABrainlessDeveloper | 1 points | Apr 23 2021 12:25:21

要找抓手（指牛子）

[-] Jared_att | 1 points | Apr 23 2021 13:09:29

用大轮子推车，把牛放上去慢慢推过来

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 23 2021 14:34:15

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[-] Choosetherightagain | 1 points | Apr 24 2021 03:53:47

換另外一座橋來過

[-] lunar_moth_80 | 1 points | Apr 24 2021 12:04:24

吹过去

[-] Inevitable_Bag7587 | 1 points | Apr 24 2021 14:36:17

认真回答的像个贴膜男孩

[-] SomeEdgyCunt_inChina | 0 points | Apr 23 2021 17:05:37

所以标准答案是什么