fapfap552 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:32:26

问个问题,牛子是弯曲的怎么量长度

[-] daiyub233 | 2 points | Apr 17 2021 14:17:32

微积分

[-] fapfap552 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 14:18:51

遇到歪几把不要慌,先对鸡巴求偏导

[-] ministryofmeme | 2 points | Apr 17 2021 15:11:03

就是老偏导才歪的

[-] rchdfong | 2 points | Apr 17 2021 15:44:53

什么v字仇杀队

[-] somethih4nothing | 2 points | Apr 17 2021 16:38:55

想看小e粉牛牛

[-] fapfap552 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:33:08

老哥们积极发言,我今天累坏了,想跟家人们交流交流

[-] Ill_Paleontologist19 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:37:12

呃,买根软卷尺不就行了

[-] fapfap552 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:39:09

我牛子往左弯,用卷尺从左量边会比从右量短

[-] Lucky_Ronin_777 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:38:35

用牛子冲浪?😅

我猜直接用尺测量吧

[-] No_Health_1619 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:39:01

击剑折弯了?

[-] Tuzhili | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:42:45

把牛子放入鐵水裡倒模,等鐵水冷卻後倒入開水,把開水倒入量杯中測量體積,再用美工刀把牛子從中部切斷,用尺子測量牛子的直徑算出牛子的橫截面積,最後用牛子體積除以牛子橫截面積就等於牛子的長度。

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:45:44

自制飞机杯是吧,学到了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:46:22

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[-] lbxyb | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:50:42

扳直了量

[-] fapfap552 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:51:16

掰不直😅

[-] lbxyb | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:57:04

那可能要用用皮尺量

[-] huangyaopai | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 12:56:00

切下來比較好量

[-] dizhongdii | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 13:06:19

找人帮你嗦直了量

[-] Hungry_Spare | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 13:08:52

发图大家目测

[-] Zestyclose_Smoke_422 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 13:14:32

把牛子的轮廓在纸上描出来,然后用尺子测量出总长度,除以2就行,不放心可以多画几次,较少测量误差

[-] Coghlan168754 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 13:42:46

没图说个鸡巴

[-] ERfReSCA | 3 points | Apr 17 2021 14:11:15

还真说个鸡巴

[-] Thebestjokeisme | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 14:19:37

Deep throat, then measure the length from your lips to your throat

[-] Koigggyear | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 14:21:59

双曲函数

[-] huawei_navy | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 14:44:52

对jb进行第一类曲线积分

[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 1 points | Apr 17 2021 15:24:26

简单找个织女深喉来量

[-] Unclezhou | 1 points | Apr 18 2021 11:54:45

不量了,睡大觉