TeachingSpirited8414 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 01:24:38

这就是河南

经过我长期接触河南人，我总结出河南各城市人的特点，比如:郑州的偷，去过郑州的人不丢几件东西，都不好意思说自己去过郑州，据说郑州公交车上有一半是小偷，另-伴是扒手，包括司机，享有“郑州郑州， 遍地小偷"的美誉;洛阳的挖，洛阳人最喜欢挖东西，洛阳的挖盗文化已有数千年历史，据说洛阳小孩子都是先学拿洛阳铲后学拿筷子的，俗话说“龙生龙凤生凤，洛阳人下崽打盗洞”，洛阳人连自己祖宗的坟也会忍不住挖来看一看;信阳的剪，信阳人最擅长剪，正所谓:“信阳剪一出，谁与争锋!“电缆，钢筋，防盗锁防盗网，都不费吹灰之力一剪即断，可以说尘世间没有任何东西是信阳人剪不断的:濮阳的鸡，濮阳女人喜欢做鸡，见钱腿开，有濮阳女人都是鸡，全家收入靠卖逼“这么一说:驻马店的骗，驻马店人最擅长骗。民间有歌谣盛传:“十个河南九个骗，还有一个是教练，总部设在驻马店，全国都有连锁店”，据说那里有间学校，号称驻马店骗术妓校，毕业出来的学生，上骗天， 下骗地，中间骗空气!

[-] Lonely-Structure-759 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 01:33:14

河南人

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 01:33:14

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[-] ERfReSCA | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 01:44:05

Good bot

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[-] iwangbowen | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:56:17

&rt;郑州郑州， 遍地小偷

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[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:56:17

没教养的东西，怎么说话的

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[-] yingzhen251 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 01:34:14

东北不整了？

[-] yingzhen251 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 01:54:09

靠恁娘，我们河南可是中国人的祖宗

[-] gfnc137 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 03:57:19

这话五胡乱华之前适用😅

[-] meaqualice | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:24:21

我开封呢，不提开封我急了

[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 1 points | Apr 05 2021 02:01:41

开封有个包青天

[-] henanno1 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:37:15

南陽哩？焦作哩？開封哩？平頂山哩？ 今天不更明天你家門口井蓋就木有

[-] Axashanco | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:49:16

咿～

[-] pingpinglailai | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:50:52

过于夸张了，我在郑州待过几年也没丢东西，但是我砍见过锁车的桩上就剩个挂着锁的轮子了

[-] freedomlian | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 02:55:08

长春上过大学，自行车只敢买二手的，新车不出三天必被偷

[-] DateKaname | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 03:42:30

典

[-] Licht-GMJ | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 03:55:27

不吹牛逼，说个真事儿，高中的时候同桌是个河南人 且不说地图炮，我见过几十个河南人多数都是贼眉鼠眼长相，上学的时候写作业，我钱包放在口袋深处 丫竟然给我拿出来了我甚至都不知道

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[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 1 points | Apr 05 2021 01:45:44

什么技术展示

[-] Rough_Ad_9948 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 04:44:40

新西蘭駐馬店企業級膠水縫合牛排

[-] tixint | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 04:59:34

什么民俗学者

[-] AmonOdins | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 05:02:42

中嘞

[-] Basilyyrhx | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 05:29:39

鉴定为典

[-] dasabi1379 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 06:02:42

韓國瑜祖籍河南

[-] ZhonghuajiaNo1 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 06:19:24

地图炮统一4000+没意见吧

[-] TeachingSpirited8414 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 07:28:48

全家螺旋升天了

[-] Sagerkings8964 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 10:06:01

什么抗畜

[-] UmbrellaJane | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 06:53:33

郭教練決不答應

[-] TeachingSpirited8414 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 07:32:18

什么人？

[-] Ok-Emphasis5852 | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 09:39:28

战友健身了吗

[-] Seven_Yi | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 07:04:49

什么民俗学家，各地都这么懂

[-] KingofShebao | 1 points | Apr 04 2021 07:13:24

日嫩毛

[-] Leading-Confection-9 | 1 points | Sep 21 2021 08:19:44

中