Ill_Paleontologist19 | 1 points | Apr 01 2021 23:06:36

以后一定要少玩烂梗

最近玩河南人梗太多，今天在斑马线旁边等红绿灯时，看有两个市政工人把井盖搬开移到一旁，然后在那里一点点拉电线，我当时看着那个井盖，就在推算到底沉不沉，我如果现在偷偷把它拿走，会有人注意到我吗？如果我偷了这个井盖，我可以把它藏到哪里？哪里又会收井盖？一个人可以靠偷井盖来谋生吗？这个井盖是什么材质的？铸铁吗？人们如果知道了我是个偷井盖的人，他们会怎么看待我呢？他们会唾弃，辱骂，嘲笑我吗？当一个矮小瘦弱的河南人在夜深人静之时强打起精神，满头大汗，艰难地拖动着沉甸甸的井盖在空无一人的街道上行进时，他又会作何感想？是感到深深的丰收般的喜悦，抑或是在犯罪之时令人痛苦的负罪感，还是两者兼有？他怎么能如此平静地接受自己的命运？他也像耶稣一样走在人世间受苦受难的道路上吗？也许偷井盖也是实现自我人生价值的一条必经之路？生为一个河南人意味着什么？人性也会在河南人身上显露出来吗？我能成为一个真正的河南人吗？

突然红绿灯的提示音响了，打断了我的思考，突如其来地我感到一阵惊恐，就好像君特格拉斯笔下的小奥斯卡害怕“黑厨娘”一般，过去我不断嘲笑着河南人，只是我害怕自己最终成为河南人的可能，而这种可能却在人人身上都具备着，换而言之，人人在内心之中也许都是一个河南人，大家在嘲笑着那个偷井盖的河南人时，可能都在心中暗暗地羡慕那个在外表上无限丑陋的河南人却偏偏能够以一种别样的，另类的崇高姿态去背起井盖与自己的人生。

[-] stockings_kat | 6 points | Apr 01 2021 23:45:41

背起井盖与自己人生真的是看笑了

[-] Open-Tip-1286 | 4 points | Apr 01 2021 23:58:05

你这是没有分期后天学习和先天本能，像黑人容易犯罪一样，河南人爱偷井盖就是先天本能

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[-] tonyfloatersu | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:27:46

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[-] zhinaguizi | 3 points | Apr 02 2021 00:20:49

荷兰人是中国人的祖先，不会偷井盖你好意思说自己是中国人吗

[-] gretino | 2 points | Apr 02 2021 00:16:42

真没想过偷井盖，是不是穷疯了

[-] juicelemonice | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 00:28:15

河南人现在应该偷不了本土的井盖了，之前去过一次郑州，当地的井盖都上锁的

[-] DDayToMars | 3 points | Apr 02 2021 01:39:42

尊重，现在郑州普遍用水泥井盖

[-] freedomlian | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 07:17:00

水泥井盖也能偷去铺地砖

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 01:29:46

文化尊重！

[-] Asleep_Yoghurt_5274 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 00:50:16

穷是原罪，富了偷井盖都能宣传成美德

[-] FakerTzeentch_2 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 01:01:25

什么高考满分作文

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 01:29:03

为弘扬河南文化，讲好河南故事，“这就是河南”先进事迹宣讲团成立了，楼主是团长

[-] TenSui-NaokiJi | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 02:14:13

所以一个井盖能卖多少

[-] MeatBeatMaster69420 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 03:17:45

什么文豪

[-] Glittering-Oil1587 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 03:50:51

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没教养的东西，怎么说话的

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[-] ianhohkccym | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:56:38

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[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:56:39

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[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:56:40

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[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:56:41

t退役军人的苦逼，福建省人民医院骨科的庸医，陈鹏，石树培，林海仙，害的我出了医疗事故，把我搞得半死不活。在做腰椎手术之前左腿虽然很痛伸不直，右腿的大腿内侧 也痛但是能伸直。而现在是腿一边长一边短，右腰一直痛，关节和全身都痛而软，这样的庸医留着有何用

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[-] Timmi13teen | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 04:22:17

帶文豪

[-] Opposite_Brilliant33 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 04:49:53

刺激啊

[-] ixhdi36669 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 05:02:56

我靠恁们娘，为什么你们都这么有文采啊。 偷个井盖都能写出这么好的批话。 老子写东西就跟便秘一样，用尽力气也就蹦出个屁。

[-] waitimscrewed | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:06:09

就喜欢这样的文章给你大大的点个赞

[-] T-Shirt-Dealer | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 06:40:48

什么潘多拉的井盖

[-] eatbonus | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 10:34:18

背井盖？背十字架！

[-] hunteringosday_1 | 1 points | Apr 02 2021 12:54:47

网络说上搞地域歧视是支性最爆表时刻

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在那年头，有农村调查的，有秦晖这种还能对话的，有凤凰台锵锵三人行这种勉强算数的”中间舞台“，更别说正经的搞文化搞翻译的，他妈地域歧视是小贵族进城骑士瘾犯了要把985贯彻到底，没事干了造个何兰国，诈骗岛，山东褐色会，来硬融合进”科技发展大舞台“是吧，社交网络上的废料，天涯人人，观他妈的猴呢。早年网络文化的发达和这些社交论坛鸟关系没有，净给人提供市侩题材了。污染源

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呕吐！

[-] houchiku | 1 points | Jul 16 2021 17:59:39

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