duren13b | 27 points | Feb 24 2021 17:15:19

22岁没谈过恋爱等于废物是吧

我爸妈每次聊天就催我找对象,他们急我还能理解,反正也就两周聊一次。尼玛老板和同事也天天问我怎么没对象我就真绷不住了,聊什么都能聊回到我没有对象上,找对象能移民;找对象能练英语;找对象能会理财;你大学里怎么没找对象;你病毒之前怎么没找对象etc。好像我不找对象比屠杀他亲妈给他的打击还大。老外谈别的私人话题都比较慎重,不会多问,然而一听我没有对象就巴不得我三秒之内找到否则开除人籍

[-] Joe_Mow | 30 points | Feb 24 2021 17:30:36

多多少少有點了. 建議下次嗯編一個前女友癌症去世, 自己一直忘不了她也不願意提起傷心事. 不光同事對你肅然起敬, 癡情慕刃甚至有可能自己貼上來.

[-] duren13b | 10 points | Feb 25 2021 02:31:32

其实差不多,我现在这么自闭应该和初一时的感情创伤有关,只不过她现在不但没得癌症去世而且藤校毕业还有PMP和CPA,比我高十个甚至九个段位就是了。

[-] Joe_Mow | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 03:30:55

最好的解決方法就是找一個能夠理解你感情創傷的好母人。新的感情培養起來了舊傷慢慢就好了。經驗談圈真。

[-] lym666 | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 09:17:56

xiaoxile

[-] Candid-Cherry-256 | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 15:21:37

去献忠了她,然后宣布终身不婚怎么样

[-] baozhiyingcheng | 19 points | Feb 24 2021 18:51:40

对着窗外撸一发等于你跟支那做过爱,支那就是你对象。

蝙蝠人除外

[-] calcalchad | 9 points | Feb 24 2021 17:20:24

重开吧

[-] lbxyb | 8 points | Feb 24 2021 17:30:02

只想搞钱

[-] ChampionshipIcy1888 | 6 points | Feb 24 2021 17:46:30

泥头车来

[-] Inevitable_Bag7587 | 5 points | Feb 25 2021 01:23:55

你让你爸妈给你找个b操

[-] richardhentai | 4 points | Feb 24 2021 19:31:43

你给我回来!

[-] deedlit4ever | 2 points | Feb 24 2021 19:23:34

不用担心,我年龄比你还大

[-] 1984everyday | 1 points | Feb 24 2021 17:44:25

被人倒追过吧

[-] KawasakiY | 1 points | Feb 24 2021 18:36:13

重开

[-] CathNoctifer | 1 points | Feb 24 2021 18:54:19

就跟他们讲叫他们给你找啊,他们那么着急怎么还不帮你

[-] bakemonor | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 03:01:41

22岁算个毬,等30岁了再说

[-] Candid-Cherry-256 | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 15:20:31

哪怕终身不婚也无所谓,一定遇到彼此真爱的人在考虑结婚,总要给自己心里留下一块对美好情感的向往嘛

[-] duren13b | -14 points | Feb 24 2021 17:35:50

我不会真是冲浪tv鼠王吧?不会吧不会吧

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[-] yeshengguodonglin | 18 points | Feb 24 2021 17:55:28

good bot

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[-] ianhohkccym | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 05:55:08

不會吧

[-] ianhohkccym | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 05:55:19

不会吧

[-] ianhohkccym | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 05:55:31

不会吧不会吧

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[-] ianhohkccym | 1 points | Feb 25 2021 05:56:14

Gotcha bitch