edm_miao | 1 points | Feb 15 2021 03:29:58

妈的生活太操蛋了，虽然玩游戏和打飞机能舒服一会，但是只能舒服一会，舒服完之后还是要面对操蛋的生活

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[-] Spiderman8964 | 9 points | Feb 15 2021 03:41:49

什么狂暴轰入

[-] Miyunli | 9 points | Feb 15 2021 03:49:55

果然不会保养老婆，这个飞机杯你要当个老婆来养的，透完之后里边要用清水洗干净，再烘干或者用棉条吸干水，外边再搽上一层保养粉的。

不过即使不怎么在乎保养也不至于成你这样子吧😅

[-] edm_miao | 5 points | Feb 15 2021 03:59:41

我刚才心情特别差，揪着飞机杯闭着眼睛一通撕就变成这样了

[-] Miyunli | 14 points | Feb 15 2021 04:00:12

什么蒋劲夫😅

[-] CathNoctifer | 12 points | Feb 15 2021 04:02:02

看来小E需要一点anger management

[-] mnpcj | 8 points | Feb 15 2021 03:32:58

卧槽，操碎了

[-] GLero671 | 7 points | Feb 15 2021 04:09:04

塞个肛塞试试

[-] ministryofmeme | 7 points | Feb 15 2021 04:23:01

整点前列腺保养

[-] liusan333 | 7 points | Feb 15 2021 04:52:00

你这飞机杯像得了癌症

[-] CathNoctifer | 6 points | Feb 15 2021 03:39:12

没保养好吧，我用的那个飞机杯都叫我每次用完清洗干净烘干后还要里外铺层淀粉的，防止材质变干

[-] edm_miao | 6 points | Feb 15 2021 04:02:19

妈的我想冲塔了

[-] stAR_1ux33 | 5 points | Feb 15 2021 05:05:49

馒头配tomato sauce?

[-] PORTMANTEAU-BOT | 1 points | Feb 15 2021 05:06:10

馒头配tomauce.

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[-] MeatBeatMaster69420 | 2 points | Feb 15 2021 06:22:20

别激动，简单图个纸放松一下

[-] realdkmf | 1 points | Feb 15 2021 08:26:31

搞男同试试？

[-] nxasnnaxak | 1 points | Feb 15 2021 09:50:36

开发菊穴试试