iRideCow | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 10:45:59

简单盘点留学圈/海归圈十大傻狗行为,看到第几条你哭了?

  1. 出国爱国

越出国越爱国,越爱国越出国,形成正反馈。本质上是因为粪坑熏陶出的价值观和文明社会碰撞之下支性无处安放了。典型的爱国小将除了在朋友圈发墙内黑屁,还会用自己的散装英语和老外争论得面红耳赤,转过来在朋友圈邀功,收获掌声一片

2.火星英文名

女生居多,给自己取一个巨冷门或者直接生造一个狗屁不通狗都不用的英文名,多是三个音节的。老外光看名字还以为是什么日本人/希腊人/印第安人的本名母语罗马化后的拼写,结果拆腻斯一来直接麻了

3.荣誉校友

就读了他妈个master天天在朋友圈转发新闻、排名然后配文“母校太强啦”,隔三差五回忆母校生活你TM一年/1.5年制授课型硕士搁这儿跟谁装alumni呢?谁跟你是校友?你三本本科母校校庆咋没看你这么激动呢

4.种族社达壬

就是把中国社会那套价值观带过去了,对黑墨印各种歧视。高中之后出国的绝大部分人基本上这辈子学不会liberalism

5.关注北美留学生快报等公众号

6.四级英语壬 朋友圈里四级词汇真没必要写英文,语法差就不要写长句

[-] KnownRex | 8 points | Feb 10 2021 10:56:12

我孙子杨实名反对这个帖子,鼠人不配穿巴宝莉!

[-] humblehamster123 | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 11:04:39

我有钱,burberry

[-] F35A-Lightning | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 19:02:41

&rt;?谁跟你是校友?你三本本科母校校庆咋没看你这么激动呢

穷人只配当保安是吧

[-] alanzung | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:46:21

日,我今天才知道Burberry中文叫巴宝莉

[-] Koji_tadokoro-114 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:10:06

應該是burberrio (原文)

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 13:04:49

Burberrio? Barbaria!

[-] Curious_Community937 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 18:23:43

野蛮,,,

[-] Famous-Collection684 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 14:32:55

他的手穿過我的巴巴

[-] asourrcitronnn | 5 points | Feb 10 2021 17:04:09

一个都没中 能不能直接他妈的被开除支籍

[-] humblehamster123 | 4 points | Feb 10 2021 10:57:11

是我傻还是咋的,只看见六个

[-] qinzijinping | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:32:59

bad bot, 没有教养的东西

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[-] WhyNotCollegeBoard | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:33:30

Are you sure about that? Because I am 98.39547% sure that humblehamster123 is not a bot.


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[-] steingolds | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:36:44

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[-] asgaaaaard | 1 points | Feb 11 2021 00:59:21

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[-] edm_miao | 4 points | Feb 10 2021 11:02:12

我好友里面好像没有出国留学的,只有一个大专同学发过说说,照片是一个中国人在法国街头弄个小车卖肉夹馍,文字说自己在法国看到中国人想家了

[-] edm_miao | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 11:09:07

我寻思这傻批脑子里到底在想什么,去了法国不拍风景照发说说,拍个中国随处可见看到城管就跑的小贩

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[-] pepega_raider | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 11:10:18

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[-] KnownRex | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 11:14:54

bad bot

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[-] Koji_tadokoro-114 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:10:29

good bot

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[-] Leon_czebyczew | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 17:08:10

good bad bot。谢谢你的赞美,你个没教养的东西

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[-] Koji_tadokoro-114 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:10:41

寻思

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[-] Koji_tadokoro-114 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:10:55

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[-] Leon_czebyczew | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 17:07:42

什么自由斗士

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 4 points | Feb 10 2021 17:38:39

我一般的经验是,那种身在国外还一天到晚心心念念想回国的,平时就跟中国大陆学生玩不和其他人交流的,哪怕不关心政治也基本都是粉红无疑

[-] LmA0_ZeD0nG | 3 points | Feb 10 2021 11:00:30

7.太监盘点

[-] iRideCow | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:38:42

浪友防友一家亲你搁这儿挑拨?

[-] LmA0_ZeD0nG | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:08:49

我指你盘点写一半太监了,你对号入座啥

[-] Edwardsun001 | 1 points | Feb 11 2021 08:28:21

您吉祥

[-] unicornuc | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:58:40

绝杀

[-] Bojannnnn | 3 points | Feb 10 2021 11:31:21

第三条不要太真实

[-] richcnboi | 3 points | Feb 10 2021 17:00:45

三本能上你们学校的master也挺拉的。。

[-] Lunarfalcon666 | 3 points | Feb 11 2021 00:43:15

以前我以为你版的排名盘点永远缺第一是为了把第一让给它。 现在十大盘点能缺四个怎么解释?

[-] tt171g | 2 points | Feb 10 2021 22:08:56

“我要减肥,只能喝奶茶了“

[-] grenade_exploding | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:35:04

4

支豚连自己国人都可以搞地域歧视,攻击方言和外貌,详见微博博主京城吃货日记,不奇怪🕷️会歧视印第安和黑人

[-] Gooduser1860 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 13:40:06

不用详情了,在这个sub都能随处找到。

[-] qinzijinping | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:36:24

越出国越爱国都是4000+的玩意 还好我早就是liberalist了 北美留学生?狗都不看

[-] MarsNetizens | 3 points | Feb 10 2021 14:49:15

那什么刑童什么寄吧的 那臭支女是真的恶心

[-] unicornuc | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 11:59:51

发irl试试,头套给你薅一地

[-] iRideCow | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:00:53

指着和尚骂秃驴,这种事能干吗?

[-] SagerKing1953 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:04:10

麻了

[-] Koji_tadokoro-114 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:09:33

我身邊遇到最多的是出國愛國,榮譽校友和關注粉紅公衆號的傻狗。關於第四條,就算是他們中間有種族社達也只是心裏想想,我的費拉小黃人老同學當時都不敢和阿黑阿墨處(也許是因爲四級英語加過於自卑)。

[-] SEA-BLUE-XD | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 12:34:25

余下的四条呢

[-] quasarYen | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 14:54:18

建议多发 爱看

[-] GongzhiLuoxiang | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 14:59:38

这下壬了

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这下壬了

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 16:52:06

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[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 16:42:58

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[-] Academic-Mechanic170 | 1 points | Feb 10 2021 19:30:19

寻思

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[-] Edwardsun001 | 1 points | Feb 11 2021 08:27:19

还不是有钱的支那猪占据资源才能留学