edm_miao | 1 points | Jan 19 2021 09:21:15

麻了,刚才拿尺子量自己的鸡巴

一看,我的几把比以前长了几厘米,本来挺开心的,再一看,尺子拿反了

[-] KnownRex | 32 points | Jan 19 2021 09:22:12

鼠人笑话环节?多整点

[-] edm_miao | 25 points | Jan 19 2021 09:22:35

这是刚刚发生的真事

[-] [deleted] | 0 points | Jan 19 2021 09:28:42

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[-] Clara_G_Schumann | 27 points | Jan 19 2021 09:30:21

说明长度不到尺子一半,而且只差了一两公分。假设楼主拿了一把50公分的尺子,大概是50/2-1.5的样子,也就是23.5厘米啦。

[-] Clara_G_Schumann | 35 points | Jan 19 2021 09:31:46

如果拿了一个三角板套尺里常见的20cm尺子,那就完蛋了。

[-] edm_miao | 34 points | Jan 19 2021 09:33:01

妈的,我的长度被你算出来了

[-] recscent | 10 points | Jan 19 2021 11:04:02

看看牛子

[-] [deleted] | 8 points | Jan 19 2021 12:39:54

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[-] summ3rV | 6 points | Jan 19 2021 17:40:56

看看牛牛

[-] ChampionshipIcy1888 | 7 points | Jan 19 2021 13:25:37

7cm

[-] IndianPorn1998 | 13 points | Jan 19 2021 14:12:39

搞个12岁的也能顶到子宫

[-] recscent | 2 points | Jan 19 2021 19:22:18

底线

[-] IndianPorn1998 | 5 points | Jan 19 2021 19:24:26

底线11岁,不能再低了

[-] 19zZz84 | 4 points | Jan 19 2021 15:47:14

有的是15㎝

[-] Joe_Mow | 2 points | Jan 20 2021 17:02:17

裁縫那種150CM的皮尺

[-] IndianPorn1998 | 27 points | Jan 19 2021 10:05:02

把你鸡巴也反过来就对了

[-] DCHamar | 13 points | Jan 19 2021 09:55:56

什么杨光的快乐生活

[-] Shirley202011 | 12 points | Jan 19 2021 12:19:41

你用的10cm尺子吧

[-] hjx1221 | 12 points | Jan 19 2021 13:27:07

给浪友整数学题是吧?

[-] Nmslease | 10 points | Jan 19 2021 09:53:47

看看

[-] gredzeal | 7 points | Jan 19 2021 10:26:23

看看你的

[-] Jacuening | 4 points | Jan 19 2021 10:03:59

尾笑

[-] GLero671 | 2 points | Jan 19 2021 19:54:22

你的袋子有多重?

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Jan 19 2021 11:21:59

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[-] maligous | 1 points | Jan 19 2021 16:03:34

是硬长度还是软长度?