gsygtr | 1 points | May 11 2022 06:30:09

平子这么迷信，看见前几天舟山的血光之灾天空得吓坏了吧？

百京爷快也整个活，把中南海上方的天空也弄成一片血红

[-] Then-Independence182 | 1 points | May 11 2022 06:45:08

往好里想想，没准过几天登基的是陈全国呢？gif

[-] Ruinsodom | 1 points | May 11 2022 07:17:05

你要這麼想，老天爺回復了平子想做偉大領袖堅持動態清零的願望，於是他打開了自己健康碼，下達叻舟山應該封城的神諭

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 11 2022 07:17:06

因为我那个时候扛200斤麦子，十里山路我不换肩。

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[-] daddysgirl2112 | 1 points | May 11 2022 08:15:32

是，再加上开两会太和殿门板被大风刮走了。