翻墙穷蛆们羡慕吗，大爹我亲自在中南海听到的内幕消息

[-] ICLWGFUNK | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:05:53

义眼丁真

[-] NoNeighborhood5650 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:09:07

我数一数这么特么怎么是16个字啊?

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:10:36

习主席亲自数的，不服中南海碰一碰

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:19:51

你这样纠缠有意思吗

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:20:40

党说20就是20，不同意的请举手

[-] Serious_Try_8826 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:30:22

没有

[-] Resident-Challenge52 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:49:37

没有

[-] Big-Marsupial-8173 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:59:43

通过

[-] Iwata_Satoru | 1 points | May 10 2022 01:29:59

啪啪啪啪啪👏👏👏

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:38:03

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[-] OkSun9297 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:38:18

你是党？

[-] highcastlespring | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:09:32

反转了，标点没有标记不读，所以也算字数

[-] HaoshiBread | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:24:23

2+2=5你不知道？

[-] Competitive_Bonus_86 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:09:20

我最不能接受的大概是莉卡酱愿意接这个烂摊子

[-] Repulsive-Bag-735 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:51:32

听床师编的李强不是李克强吧

[-] xjp888 | 1 points | May 09 2022 22:56:59

我本人没有想当主席，是全国人民选了我

[-] NotOnlyGodKnows | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:09:59

平子是不认识字，但也当平子不识数？这他妈不是16个字？

[-] Pattern-Critical | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:11:21

简单一个引蛇出洞

[-] 55_days_at_peking | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:11:22

又jb听床了是吧

[-] Suckbigbigsima | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:13:30

嗨呀你就是睡在吸身边的男人吗

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:17:06

是我

[-] Eustia1234 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:17:08

就算换人，也绝对不可能是强子

[-] 7071558yxy | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:20:32

习近平:我还没收复台湾呢

[-] Vivid_Ad_7983 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:41:21

湾湾，我的湾湾😭

[-] DCHamar | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:23:33

李是李洪志吗

[-] Shoddy_Engineering17 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:32:39

是李德胜

[-] gaba6657 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:01:11

李近平

[-] Jacuening | 1 points | May 09 2022 19:02:23

李赣

[-] dark_devil_blade | 1 points | May 09 2022 22:54:06

这下政教合一了

[-] -Jady- | 1 points | May 10 2022 15:39:38

李云龙

[-] Hopeful_Tale_1934 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:23:49

要是预测失败你全家暴毙

[-] WEWCEW | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:30:33

习大大一夜几次

[-] Ok-Tank8964 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:34:50

听床师你来了？

[-] swanseameow | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:47:47

共主李自成是吧

[-] Resident-Challenge52 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:50:16

百花齐放，百家争鸣。说，没什么不能说的

[-] L3Gao | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:50:55

嗨呀，是李洪志大师吗

[-] Peasant598 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:51:38

平子要是信了不追究，那他就是个纯纯的弱智

[-] Far_Bookkeeper5208 | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:52:33

咱们的平子叔这次真的危险我爆哭

[-] ChrisGKwan | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:53:33

滚，你们嫩不能不发这些垃圾信息了，真反驳就又显得傻屄，军改给你的是吧

[-] Born-Horse8214 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:18:02

累了

[-] Tsukino_henpei | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:22:46

知道是假的看见心里也高兴一小下，能不能别再这样玩弄鼠鼠我的心了😅

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[-] FieldSpecialist4286 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:43:04

減速還開心個屁！全力支持習主席！

[-] Few-Extent5095 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:25:13

太真了

[-] Standard-Pen-8435 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:45:25

又是那个床头灯散步的消息吧？

[-] OnlyStar_ | 1 points | May 09 2022 18:18:19

什么？李大师要被推上去了？看来转法轮真的有效啊

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | May 09 2022 18:18:49

平子下台的次数居然比迪友打过的胶都多

[-] Tadaoki_Z | 1 points | May 09 2022 18:20:51

你就是小灯？

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | May 09 2022 18:44:55

我是迪迪灯

[-] Maojuicy | 1 points | May 09 2022 19:02:24

北戴河还没开呢

[-] nvwushensirin | 1 points | May 09 2022 19:16:55

喂喂换岗了，今晚是我听

[-] haoyoubeifeng | 1 points | May 09 2022 19:42:01

哪有那么简单，别忘了平子自己怎么上台的，它上台了能掀桌子，别人上台就不能？平子要是答应那肯定是被人用枪指着的。平子要么连任，要么被软禁到死，还得天天被人在网上嘲弄，平子脆弱的玻璃心可受不了这刺激。

[-] oneshotonepig | 1 points | May 09 2022 19:55:33

怎么我的内部消息是习🐷死的那天开20大平稳交权啊

[-] EntertainmentNo9441 | 1 points | May 09 2022 20:35:06

放屁我们的习主席万古长青

[-] Desperate-Ad-2193 | 1 points | May 09 2022 20:50:01

特朗普被狗日了，我就是那只狗

[-] Fuckxjp8964 | 1 points | May 09 2022 23:54:53

一眼丁真

[-] SuckMyPUXI | 1 points | May 10 2022 02:05:20

习的优点会挑粪是吧

[-] Shyu_Kun | 1 points | May 10 2022 02:43:00

这个要是不准你和老逼灯都得死

[-] Shyu_Kun | 1 points | May 10 2022 02:43:08

😭😭😭

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | May 10 2022 04:54:02

别急，宝宝

[-] Boushiyouchiyou | 1 points | May 10 2022 03:25:46

谁敢反对习主席连愣，就砸烂谁的狗头！😡