ThanksOld6344 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:06:07

【包蜜TV】明天10点浪人们敬爱的习主席将举行心梗发布会 大伙记得早点睡

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[-] ThanksOld6344 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:08:42

发布会主题猜测：1.重申毫不动摇动态清零

浪人们最爱的加速环境 减速畜早该死死了

[-] realAndyZhao | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:44:09

希望能再来点 谷爱凌爱吃馅饼外国人爱吃饺子 这样的名言名句🥰

[-] Cn-Wuhanvirus-2019 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:09:32

不日将向俄罗斯开战，收复海参崴等失地，实现中华民族伟大复兴

[-] FactAgile8471 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:21:54

向英吉利国开战！向法兰西国开战！向美利坚国开战！向德意志国开战！向俄罗斯国开战！向意大利国开战！向奥地利国开战！向日本国开战！

[-] Aki_Kasumasa | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:37:43

什么禧俊平

[-] Dradde | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:09:37

要开始绷绷绷了

[-] sager_king_ | 1 points | May 09 2022 20:14:48

什么齐宣王

[-] Accomplished-Fly-506 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:41:41

向全世界塔塔开

[-] Glum-Lychee6635 | 1 points | May 10 2022 01:43:01

反转了，童贯将军率党卫队被西伯利亚通古斯民兵击败，习近平共徽宗说

[-] No_Force_6333 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:11:17

锐评

[-] No_Force_6333 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:12:43

厄为什么我触发不了“老人，病床，呼吸机”

[-] Seaways111 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:33:45

文化程度

[-] Shyu_Kun | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:49:47

😅

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:49:48

都让你流完了

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[-] Shyu_Kun | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:50:45

原神

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:50:45

老妈保佑，刚刚拿我妈支付宝冲了一发648，一发十连小保底中了钟离，我妈在昏迷中肯定也会开心的，相信她很快就会醒过来！

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[-] Shyu_Kun | 1 points | May 09 2022 15:00:25

都给你缝完了

[-] Quick_Jellyfish_5225 | 1 points | May 09 2022 15:38:21

包子

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 09 2022 15:38:27

包子？包子就是个鸡巴

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[-] Joker-198964 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:44:10

我没想到他文化程度这么低

[-] Joker-198964 | 1 points | May 09 2022 18:07:07

谁把bot的呼吸机给掐了，文化水平

[-] ThanksOld6344 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:11:30

发布会主题猜测2：根据冬奥表彰大会，浙江，江西，广西的情况来讲 肯定有太监吹嘘习近平为伟大领袖的定语 至于后面会不会加什么定语就是心梗环节了

[-] spidercrusher8964 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:14:17

是宣佈支共解體嗎？還是宣佈開始大健身？

[-] ThanksOld6344 | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:16:36

发布会主题猜测3：这次有点大张旗鼓搞 有没有可能是大的要来了 但介于美国没有说支国动向 疑似（小概率）文革2.0？

[-] AsgardScientist | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:32:16

加速加速加加速！

[-] SuckMyPUXI | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:47:32

现在在支支辣盼着他死的应该也是多数

[-] theshyllll | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:54:51

尼玛纳粹青年团是吗

[-] CherryPieNcream | 1 points | May 09 2022 14:58:35

乡巴佬大会

[-] East-Establishment-5 | 1 points | May 09 2022 18:41:30

美国人大会

[-] Octane3610 | 1 points | May 09 2022 15:13:10

共青团？团派的会逞让瓶子么

[-] Macarrkikkkku | 1 points | May 09 2022 16:45:31

我们学校还要拍照交感想，gif

[-] Traditional-Pear-858 | 1 points | May 09 2022 17:15:12

怪零走了，我很想她

[-] Status_Pear_9336 | 1 points | May 09 2022 19:02:17

浪人早上4点45分天安门广场集中，，，，，，，，，，，红迪组织看升国旗仪式

[-] No-Worry-2208 | 1 points | May 09 2022 21:44:48

来个当场暴毙

[-] ROMA-Imperator | 1 points | May 09 2022 23:27:41

他将亲自动员亲自鼓舞新青年们大踩油门加速清零，好日子还在后头！

[-] Ok_Satisfaction_732 | 1 points | May 10 2022 00:39:44

节目效果堪比京子阅兵，前线一塌糊涂，他在搞庆祝