idlefishz | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:29:58

提速了？

https://i.redd.it/osxyv4uho2y81.jpg

[-] Wintillnumb | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:31:25

大的要来了

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[-] lavieenbluu_ | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:38:10

智能的批爆

[-] wuBIGwei | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:38:32

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:38:33

嗯嗯

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[-] SevereDatabase2060 | 1 points | May 07 2022 23:45:16

bad bot

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确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] highcastlespring | 1 points | May 08 2022 06:58:10

习大大

[-] CNMXJP615 | 1 points | May 08 2022 10:29:41

习包子

[-] Total-Safety2490 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:31:27

就没降过速好日子还在后面呢

[-] Ruinsodom | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:32:09

封到20大再說，然後快進到7000人大會

[-] what_wonderful | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:51:17

到夏季天气热，瘟疫可能就能控制住了。这病毒热时传播力下降。但冬季100%会回来，到时继续封

[-] Horror-Entrance1274 | 1 points | May 08 2022 01:09:37

把上海人全部图图了也才2000来万人，毛近平还不够格开7000人大会发布中南海淫台罪己诏啊。

[-] Ruinsodom | 1 points | May 08 2022 01:22:07

二八定律在貴支十分明顯，帝國主義的輸液管拔一個就會使吊命蹭飯的🕷️死一大片

[-] niubilityyy0977 | 1 points | May 08 2022 03:31:40

20大先隔个13年再开，不把反对派全斗服了哪能开啊，向毛学习学习

[-] Ruinsodom | 1 points | May 08 2022 03:39:17

樂，毛主席從來就沒有全盤控制過，所以親愛的林彪元帥在他老人家日記中正確指出：老東的慣用手法就是你說東他偏說西，或者他先替你捏造一個你的意見，然後再反駁這種意見，所以和他一起開會要讓他先講

[-] ghhbjh | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:32:45

好。

[-] Impressive_Issue_919 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:35:33

快进到上海市民饿到出门互相啃食而习近平还坐在中南海的饭桌旁用筷子去夹不小心弄掉在桌子上的葱烧海参

[-] bossgrape000 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:42:13

掉桌子上就不吃了啊，皇帝怎么能吃掉桌子上的东西！

当然是重烧

[-] Educational-Map-7042 | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:22:28

大大臉都快餓浮腫了，他怎麽會做出這種奢侈的事情呢gif

[-] Shazhi8964 | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:20:05

是坏的海参 拿去喂狗

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 08 2022 07:02:16

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[-] zhinazhu520 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:35:33

太监哭了，关键也不给点补贴

[-] TopSolid512 | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:25:28

我的评价是早润早解脱

[-] byebyesummer | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:36:28

建议允封

[-] Ok_Wyting0106 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:37:21

大老板不开心 亲自踩油门

[-] LingbiZhuangzhigang | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:41:24

刑平的脚焊死在油门上了

[-] Outrageous_Oil_7125 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:42:52

看了这么多微信聊天记录，这个最真

[-] zzzhsdhdhueushdgf | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:47:03

又快又好 拥护习主席的总方针

[-] yaca_samsung | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:48:44

能不能踩油门啊 把什么团购 快的都给停一个月 全体闭门一个月 给这些臭支那都给我饿死

[-] Shoddy_Engineering17 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:52:24

踩不了咯，油门踩到底 然后焊死了

[-] yaca_samsung | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:52:54

还不够快 加速性能怎么这么差啊

[-] Shoddy_Engineering17 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:59:34

好不容易有一辆百年大便车，凑活开吧

[-] Real_Range4392 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:50:09

七拼八凑的破车能开就行了

[-] CraftyCommercial8702 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:54:18

平子他真的在加速，我哭死

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:54:18

我就感觉到快

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[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:54:18

共同绘制精细……精甚细腻的工笔画

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[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | May 07 2022 19:07:11

什么一箭双雕

[-] waning1989 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:58:58

轻巧一句“哪怕不要经济了”，死的是一批又一批活人

加速吧，让上海成为死城😋

[-] Happy-Reason6500 | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:15:14

坚持英明领袖清零100年不动摇，不同意的请举手

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:15:49

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[-] Broad-Mine-9400 | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:16:55

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[-] Broad-Mine-9400 | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:17:18

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[-] waver321ever | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:18:53

大老板？大肥死全家死猪！

[-] waver321ever | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:19:08

上海起义啊

[-] eat_fully_gym_hardly | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:27:46

当时以为搞个把月就结束了，谁知道搞了十年

[-] wazxy | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:57:09

紅太陽來了。

[-] LordMcLoad | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:54:38

蜘蛛的福报

[-] Tinkleeee | 1 points | May 07 2022 16:57:53

主席我真的爱死你了❤️

[-] Cindycon | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:35:02

我们习猪细真的太伟大了！

[-] AmazingZhina | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:00:41

习近平还会发语音？

[-] s_t_hooligan | 1 points | May 07 2022 20:23:06

反转了：会

[-] Born-Horse8214 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:10:07

我已经听床一个月了，我要精神分裂了

[-] Li-lyvlpj-163 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:12:12

油门焊死冲

[-] Impossible-Phase-350 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:15:59

🍾🍾🍾

[-] Iwata_Satoru | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:30:23

好一个聊天记录，丁真都没这真

[-] xingping1953 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:53:20

如果是真的就太好了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:56:37

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[-] SuzukiKotlin | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:37:16

都过了两年舒服日子了 再封半年也还是赢

[-] wazxy | 1 points | May 07 2022 18:56:28

大老闆這個用詞就很對。

[-] diaodaquan | 1 points | May 07 2022 19:21:35

什么Big Boss

[-] Longjumping_Day3751 | 1 points | May 07 2022 19:26:35

口气重就让他多刷牙

[-] Cute_Cantonia3580 | 1 points | May 07 2022 19:28:39

核平党永远无法体会到慢慢图支的快乐🙂如果一定要说🕷️的存在对人类文明有什么意义，当然就是上演一出滑稽的奴性大片以后被铁锤砸死所贡献的戏剧效果

[-] skyjony | 1 points | May 07 2022 19:30:32

丁真

[-] llee16 | 1 points | May 07 2022 19:41:15

现在真的是几百种说法都有，早上说他要滚蛋，晚上就说大老板不高兴，支国这是在演电视剧呢

[-] f-ckingccp | 1 points | May 07 2022 21:41:49

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，上海好死，全国地方财政都是负的，凭啥就你是正的！全国统一大市场，一盘棋！好加速！！

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 07 2022 21:41:49

好死，开香槟咯🍾🍾🍾

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[-] driftingwolveine | 1 points | May 07 2022 21:45:25

这个真的怀疑了，这样会连维稳经费都发不出来的，到时候坦克油都没有

[-] No-Earth-6359 | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:28:28

直接用新能源坦克，赢

[-] driftingwolveine | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:39:40

我觉得这二逼精神有问题，前几天还要求保5.5% 现在来这个

[-] Inner-Sprinkles-1754 | 1 points | May 08 2022 01:27:24

不是瓶子有问题，是整个支共都是一个控制物价靠发布“禁止涨价通知”的奇葩党

[-] Leather-Historian-27 | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:30:28

别放你妈聊天记录了，这玩意真实性仅次于人明日报

[-] lhawx0 | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:43:09

什么大训犬。

[-] West_Benefit_998 | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:49:03

特朗普被狗日了

[-] Polaris4Bella | 1 points | May 08 2022 02:47:32

瓶子一直在听浪人们的声音，我哭死😭

[-] incredibleGoushi | 1 points | May 08 2022 02:49:36

看看谁还说习近平不行了

[-] ProfessionalQuick446 | 1 points | May 08 2022 10:09:06

什么屠支大佐

[-] CNMXJP615 | 1 points | May 08 2022 10:29:52

加速！

[-] ltty-zmls | 1 points | May 08 2022 12:58:25

太他妈真了，瓶子昨天就给我说他生气了