classic_rewind | 1 points | May 07 2022 07:27:38

经典回顾之鼠人求爱

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[-] NanNan0 | 1 points | May 07 2022 07:30:14

蟈蝻真下頭

[-] Pickle_Monster_1 | 1 points | May 07 2022 07:39:53

这种当众追求确实傻逼。完全就是道德绑架

[-] JoeDoeJunior | 1 points | May 07 2022 07:45:00

哎，城中村150可以解决的事情，非要搞这么复杂

[-] boboshu | 1 points | May 07 2022 14:43:44

其实那天我去城中村的时候也是这样对女神她的，我说我是真心的嫁给我吧，她说150马上就行，我说我准备了15000的嫁妆，后来动静太大晶哥来了，我现在还在局子里，怎么解释都解释不清...

[-] zzzhsdhdhueushdgf | 1 points | May 07 2022 07:59:28

这小屌子送的东西就说明已经精神不正常了

[-] Tienxen | 1 points | May 07 2022 08:03:07

支氣衝天。跟酒桌文化屬於同個大類。你喝不喝/你答不答應我。等於是明著強迫但形式上像是給足了你面子。我想打他。

[-] mindBrie | 1 points | May 07 2022 13:23:29

“你不虐待自己，就是不爱我/看不起我”，味道太冲了🤢

[-] 2005002000 | 1 points | May 07 2022 08:19:48

送鸡🐔，送西兰花🥦，送香蕉🍌属实绷不住了。

[-] 1989-1984 | 1 points | May 07 2022 11:55:51

象徵意太明顯了！

[-] HumorousDoctor | 1 points | May 07 2022 08:26:00

重温经典

[-] GloomyEra666 | 1 points | May 07 2022 08:36:17

刚开始我还以为他只有跪着那么高

[-] SnooOwls9397 | 1 points | May 07 2022 09:27:29

什么大宝宝

[-] JiabaoStudio | 1 points | May 07 2022 09:37:49

躺在地上就更像蛆了

[-] Accomplished-Fly-506 | 1 points | May 07 2022 10:06:08

喜闻乐见

[-] zhi-na-zhu-si-ma | 1 points | May 07 2022 10:53:19

鸡、西蓝花、香蕉，小伙子怎么不再送点黑木耳和大鲍鱼，这两样也都不贵

[-] Zearopak | 1 points | May 07 2022 11:12:52

哇塞这个太经典了简直永生难忘笑🤣🤣

[-] Initial-Space-7822 | 1 points | May 07 2022 11:25:33

我结婚之前去了老婆的老家。岳母一直问我“你会照顾好她吗？你答应吗？”等等

但是我当时不知道“答应“这个词所以我的回答都是“我打印！我打印！”。一脸懵逼

[-] uneorune | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:20:43

Sure thing. That certificate of your marriage in China is “打印"by the printer lol

[-] Initial-Space-7822 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:33:26

我们是在国外结婚的。我们不承认中共验证婚姻的权威。

[-] uneorune | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:35:03

It's a joke, relax.

[-] Initial-Space-7822 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:35:36

I enjoyed the joke. Just saying :)

[-] hypobolicity | 1 points | May 07 2022 11:39:32

第一眼还以为是侏儒

[-] Andrew_Sanikaret | 1 points | May 07 2022 12:13:40

乐，身份证开头是4有用吗

[-] BusinessIssue8477 | 1 points | May 07 2022 12:30:20

太搞了

[-] Krizzyky | 1 points | May 07 2022 12:38:06

广东🐒了

[-] vallaemoo | 1 points | May 07 2022 12:53:26

送点蔬菜和鸡肉就想操大逼了，当一辈子侏儒吧

[-] h965715 | 1 points | May 07 2022 13:47:16

辣雞東西

[-] Iwata_Satoru | 1 points | May 07 2022 13:51:04

这口音听着像广州那边的啊

[-] lbxyb | 1 points | May 07 2022 13:57:44

这你都存了

[-] JokeThick | 1 points | May 07 2022 14:58:32

送的什么玩意儿，这跟直接问“小妹，草逼不？”有啥区别？

还有被拒绝往后一躺？还真的小脚乱蹬，我五岁的小孩都不这样，这怕是个癫子

[-] Anti-ccp8964 | 1 points | May 07 2022 15:02:02

太君：吸纳金这么费啦了 又欠图了？gif

[-] Swimming_Ad_4903 | 1 points | May 07 2022 17:49:35

一眼广猴

[-] SelectionMiddle529 | 1 points | May 07 2022 22:41:17

一眼做题家

[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | May 08 2022 07:16:39

真的傻逼

[-] Agitated-Abies6690 | 1 points | May 09 2022 05:49:59

一眼真