green_poin | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:28:33

是不是在预热？ 大的要来了么？

https://i.redd.it/h1dru49egtx81.jpg

[-] dizhongdii | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:29:04

大蛇王

[-] timtomcook | 1 points | May 06 2022 12:31:25

晚上有狐狸叫唤 ，鱼肚子里还有小纸条

[-] ChampionBitter5026 | 1 points | May 07 2022 02:16:00

近平兴，克强亡

[-] ChampionBitter5026 | 1 points | May 07 2022 02:16:06

近平兴，克强亡

[-] After-Breaker | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:30:33

暗示习近平是八岐大蛇

[-] green_poin | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:33:21

要秽土转生了么？

[-] Anon-VK | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:05:00

反转了，包子使用秽土转生召唤腊肉。亲自指挥亲自屠

[-] Horror-Entrance1274 | 1 points | May 06 2022 13:18:12

什么习近平用新冠病毒设坛做法给毛腊肉招魂！

[-] Plane_Anxiety_yuri | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:06:21

打得过我海德拉吗

[-] 8964xijinpingshabi | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:28:57

我卢卡尔直接←b，bc，→↓←b，↓↘→b，↓→↓→←ac，双钺接bc连上绝情打击接灭族切割，最后来个巨人压杀Max，一套带走

[-] ka1yuh | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:53:42

谁是须佐之男？

[-] PossibilityJolly6702 | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:57:54

我从云剑呢？

[-] Mammoth_Discount_543 | 1 points | May 06 2022 14:46:22

我传次郎呢

[-] vaultboy1984 | 1 points | May 07 2022 07:54:39

高祖斩白蛇起义

[-] dongfangjiaowang | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:34:38

没见过大蛇屙屎吗

[-] uneorune | 1 points | May 06 2022 21:46:18

又真係未見過

[-] tyle1haye | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:35:16

万万还是挺准的

[-] renmouren | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:36:20

呃，紫蜡烛就这么喜欢玩请神上身那一套？ 不看季节的吗？

[-] wangbaozhang | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:38:26

习主席宣布新除四害运动正式拉开，新四害是公知、美分、汉奸、蛇

[-] fuckccp8964tankk | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:45:17

阿平属蛇的耶

[-] Ryriot | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:46:43

速速砍掉中南海所有老歪脖子树

[-] wangbaozhang | 1 points | May 06 2022 11:38:11

习主席精神领会到茄子地去了，属蛇的只能是平子，也只有平子能属蛇

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[-] TheKnoboooo | 1 points | May 06 2022 15:31:08

什么斯莱特林真传

[-] Fearless_Comedian_23 | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:47:44

九十九年成大错，称王只和在秦州

[-] user_respawn | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:52:44

蛇克蛤蟆，也克蜘蛛

[-] KawashimaYoshiko | 1 points | May 06 2022 08:52:54

古有汉高祖刘邦斩白蛇，今有_

[-] Moranjiang | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:10:41

惟有外邊根樹上　三十年中子孫結

[-] Square_Hat4243 | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:22:09

刑平属蛇，树上有叶，广东是叶家的地盘。平子要对叶家出手了

[-] Iwata_Satoru | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:46:26

简单在广东复刻一波上海是吧

[-] Some-Commercial-4387 | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:24:15

三国演义开场

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:29:55

大西王演義

[-] CNMXJP615 | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:33:14

他们没有意识到习近平是属蛇的

[-] thierryhung | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:49:30

誰跟我說一下這個預言是什麼

[-] waver321ever | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:54:56

万万一百个预言，语言极度神棍

[-] there_were_none | 1 points | May 06 2022 13:06:34

汉高祖斩白蛇起义

[-] daquanxi | 1 points | May 06 2022 09:55:02

总书记的存在不利于九头蛇的发展

[-] F_Chinazi | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:27:12

天气冷就冬眠，回暖就出来

妖言惑众

[-] real_jinpingxi | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:42:39

玩刘邦那一套是吧，全都抓了

[-] PuzzleheadSquare | 1 points | May 06 2022 10:58:25

暗示我要射了

[-] Comfortable-Art7084 | 1 points | May 06 2022 11:23:08

大蛇出，圣人降，暗示广州越秀区将出现一位大人物，推翻型瓶，一扫天下

[-] Dengshopping | 1 points | May 07 2022 00:08:04

钟南山

[-] JiabaoStudio | 1 points | May 06 2022 11:41:08

暗示蛇都比汁腊人吃的饱过的好

[-] ea5tghost | 1 points | May 06 2022 11:54:35

习近平是不是属蛇来着？

[-] LAMSTREAM | 1 points | May 06 2022 11:56:26

话说上次不是广州砍了越秀公园习仲勋种的树吗？这次就来异相啦？img

[-] SelectionMiddle529 | 1 points | May 06 2022 12:26:01

蛇a蛇b蛇c，邊條是蛇c？ 答案：最慢嗰條，因為佘詩曼（蛇c慢）

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | May 06 2022 12:44:08

烧杯蛇蛇之刑平蛇蛇

[-] Dependent-Eagle8642 | 1 points | May 06 2022 13:58:33

什么谶纬学

[-] merry_Tankmas_96 | 1 points | May 06 2022 14:18:43

新皮肤：大蛇丸

[-] GroundbreakingGap401 | 1 points | May 06 2022 14:41:01

蛇来还愿了。平子很迷信的，据说信佛教，广州市长不懂事砍了太上皇亲手种的树，平子火速把市长拿下，蛇在古代曾经是一种受到褒揚、膜拜的圣物。在中国上古神话传说中，有许多「神」也是「人首蛇身」。闻一多先生曾经將山海經里所見的人面蛇身的神列一总表，指出伏羲是以大蛇為圖騰的氏族首領，而恰好腊肉属蛇，平子也属蛇，这只是平子幕僚的 掐媚，吹嘘平子比肩腊肉...操你妈妈的，编不下去了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 06 2022 16:51:35

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[-] Desperate-Ad-2193 | 1 points | May 06 2022 19:53:36

暗示gta6要出了

[-] uneorune | 1 points | May 06 2022 21:48:01

請贊這裡⬇️

[-] North-Marionberry-14 | 1 points | May 07 2022 02:03:15

大蛇爬高树，暗示进平要去珠穆朗玛避难是吧gif

[-] Gudlilio | 1 points | May 07 2022 05:27:32

简单来个高祖斩白蛇现代版