8964xijinpingshabi | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:10:49

河南人死妈了

经过我长期接触河南人，我总结出河南各城市人的特点，比如：郑州的偷，去过郑州的人不丢几件东西，都不好意思说自己去过郑州，据说郑州公交车上有一半是小偷，另一半是扒手，包括司机，享有“郑州郑州，遍地小偷”的美誉；洛阳的挖，洛阳人最喜欢挖东西，洛阳的挖盗文化已有数千年历史，据说洛阳小孩子都是先学拿洛阳铲后学拿筷子的，俗话说“龙生龙凤生凤，洛阳人下崽打盗洞”，洛阳人连自己祖宗的坟也会忍不住挖来看一看；信阳的剪，信阳人最擅长剪，正所谓：“信阳剪一出，谁与争锋！”电缆，钢筋，防盗锁防盗网，都不费吹灰之力一剪即断，可以说尘世间没有任何东西是信阳人剪不断的；濮阳的鸡，濮阳女人喜欢做鸡，见钱腿开，有“濮阳女人都是鸡，全家收入靠卖逼”这么一说；驻马店的骗，驻马店人最擅长骗。民间有歌谣盛传：“十个河南九个骗，还有一个是教练，总部设在驻马店，全国都有连锁店”，据说那里有间学校，号称驻马店骗术妓校，毕业出来的学生，上骗天，下骗地，中间骗空气。

[-] Ok-Habit9588 | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:14:36

忠肯

[-] byebyesummer | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:16:01

靠嫩娘，哪里没有好人坏人？

[-] heyusiiymt | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:38:43

嘿嘿，荷兰捞翔急了

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[-] ixuxhxj | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:20:48

少打地图炮…

[-] Potential_Grape_2877 | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:51:37

请问阁下是河南哪里

[-] LaughterMaker | 1 points | May 04 2022 09:33:49

底线蛆滚

[-] Dense-Rip-5423 | 1 points | May 04 2022 10:42:33

是要打

[-] KawashimaYoshiko | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:21:47

你怎么能长期接触到河南人？难道你也是河南捞翔？

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[-] martin779 | 1 points | May 04 2022 11:02:18

good bot

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[-] martin779 | 1 points | May 04 2022 11:02:54

bad bot

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[-] WinO_D | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:41:32

我是荷兰人，不知道公共交通

[-] OppositeAd3597 | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:46:06

能不能生我之前死

[-] frizwanyanz | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:51:23

陈全国是你吗

[-] JONUNUO | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:42:04

典

[-] GkhinBowie | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:44:27

好聽，多講，求東北版本！

[-] Ad966 | 1 points | May 04 2022 17:12:29

球上海版本！

[-] GkhinBowie | 1 points | May 04 2022 19:47:14

別裝可愛

[-] AeroLewis | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:45:30

我对河南人的印象也非常的差。我以前的大学房友是一位河南女大学生，她这个人真的是一点责任感都没有。

我们那间房住着四个人，大家说好了用过厨房的人一定要清理厨房，结果每次都是她都不想要善后，还把厨房弄得到处都是油，难道是要等我们帮她清理吗？

她在国外留学却连英语都不会说，student都可以被念成“死丢等”，我当时在一旁听了都觉得丢脸。

[-] sodomaneverends | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:46:47

操，我现在的舍友就是河南人，另外两个一个湖南一个云南，全他么支得批爆，天天嗯打原神农药，看修仙国产剧。。。我快被他们烦死了。

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:46:48

老妈保佑，刚刚拿我妈支付宝冲了一发648，一发十连小保底中了钟离，我妈在昏迷中肯定也会开心的，相信她很快就会醒过来！

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[-] AeroLewis | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:47:46

国产剧都有人看？

[-] sodomaneverends | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:50:33

这三人不仅看国产剧，还看国漫。。。然后看农药直播。。。专业又全都不一样，每天聊天就是原神抽卡和游戏主播。。。

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:50:33

老妈保佑，刚刚拿我妈支付宝冲了一发648，一发十连小保底中了钟离，我妈在昏迷中肯定也会开心的，相信她很快就会醒过来！

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[-] Ad966 | 1 points | May 04 2022 17:13:38

我一不在寝室吧，我的河南室友就把我床变成他的了

[-] JiabaoStudio | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:47:56

我们这边招工不招河南人

[-] Dense-Rip-5423 | 1 points | May 04 2022 10:44:04

靠嫩娘，哪里没有好壬坏壬？

[-] Winnie_nakedking | 1 points | May 04 2022 04:51:06

难绷 这小顺口溜编的一套一套 笑嘻了

[-] Otogibaraera | 1 points | May 04 2022 05:22:48

说了半天你是南阳人吧

[-] AmonOdins | 1 points | May 04 2022 05:31:20

有沒有駐馬店的私信我教教我怎麼騙人？轉你0.001比特幣,在線等😋😋

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | May 04 2022 18:35:20

俺就是咧！我来皎皎你！

[-] frizwanyanz | 1 points | May 05 2022 04:24:13

叫陈全国教你

[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 1 points | May 04 2022 05:32:53

这下我不好意思说自己去过郑州了gif

[-] mygreenpoint | 1 points | May 04 2022 05:50:22

我以前大學同學是河南人（不同宿舍），人瘦瘦小小，人有點神神叨叨，日常交流都困難，更別說討論更嚴肅的問題。按照我個人的標準看，他就是那種社會上最多的毫無灵魂的人，我常常覺得他們像是機器人

[-] Cute_Cantonia3580 | 1 points | May 04 2022 05:54:07

河腩河狈、沙东煽西、筋精这几个中原土狗，不核平不足以平民愤

[-] fkxingping | 1 points | May 04 2022 10:17:13

东baby呢？

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | May 04 2022 05:59:36

靠恁娘，荷兰人没有好人坏人吗，我就是荷兰人，你真是马批活腻了我nèng死你个兔熊，你骂荷兰人，我逮住你，我逮住你马列批一jio踢恁娘肚里去马列批

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[-] Due-Alternative-8024 | 1 points | May 04 2022 06:07:01

🕷都很土啊 喜欢听草原的土歌 特别是北方人

[-] xjp888 | 1 points | May 04 2022 06:07:15

南阳呢

[-] Fair-Tourist3068 | 1 points | May 04 2022 06:07:36

李菊福

[-] Moist_Scientist_5467 | 1 points | May 04 2022 06:34:49

别人云亦云，哪里都有好人坏人。我现在就刚到驻马店火车站，你看我的钱包和手木

[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 1 points | May 04 2022 09:02:48

你看 这很明显是抢而不是偷的。 总说偷的人多少有点刻板印象了。

[-] WEWCEW | 1 points | May 04 2022 06:43:44

黄播都有好多河南的，人多资源少抢破头

[-] Comfortable-Art7084 | 1 points | May 04 2022 07:16:05

你是哪里人

[-] qqlove67899 | 1 points | May 04 2022 07:24:13

靠嫩娘，你骂哪里人都行，就是不能骂俺们荷兰人，你要是在我跟前，我一撅踢你妈个逼里头。

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | May 04 2022 08:02:51

公布IP属地只会助长地域黑的气焰––IP属地:河南

[-] EricEricEricEri | 1 points | May 04 2022 08:53:03

支中支

[-] Airdrop-Hell-2022 | 1 points | May 04 2022 09:24:20

支就是世界的河南

[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | May 04 2022 09:29:15

我赫南人，我证明

是这样的

捞翔只有两种人，要么蠢得要死，反应贼鸡巴慢，忍受力极高，你都不能说它们麻木无情，我怀疑是大脑没有升级，不支持复杂功能；要么就是极端油滑，毫无底线，缺了钱能把自己亲爹卖了的东西

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[-] Alternative-Sound225 | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:00:55

我挺喜欢河南人，很有趣心甘情愿被偷

[-] OkSun9297 | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:44:33

关于郑州我知道的不多，为了爱情曾去过哪里

[-] Markdown1 | 1 points | May 04 2022 12:58:57

忠！

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 04 2022 13:36:50

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[-] psiwill | 1 points | May 04 2022 13:44:44

典

[-] yayug | 1 points | May 04 2022 15:23:19

赫腩人坏得很

[-] Ok-Goat8555 | 1 points | May 04 2022 17:49:10

没有开封，开封没落了

[-] SumireKonoe | 1 points | May 04 2022 21:43:03

靠嫩娘，你骂哪里人都行，就是不能骂俺们荷兰人

[-] OrganPicker_4698 | 1 points | May 06 2022 03:16:10

袁世凯也是河南壬，好骂