JAUKUS983 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:30:15

1274.2万人口的郑州准备静态管理了

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[-] Hopeful_Tale_1934 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:31:57

这下1942了

[-] Weimar19 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:32:19

河难捞翔直接搬光居委会藏的保供物资

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[-] wolfofbne | 1 points | May 03 2022 22:39:12

good bot

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[-] Beneficial_Book1783 | 1 points | May 04 2022 03:18:06

大野!木有憋的意思,额呀!!

[-] Smiling_Handsome_bro | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:33:21

u/coldbirdbird,捞翔,你怎么办?

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[-] 1989-1984 | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:11:05

原來是撈翔鳥?中嘞!

[-] ka1yuh | 1 points | May 04 2022 01:56:59

原来冷鸟鸟是贺腩滴,这下我更爱了

[-] daddysgirl2112 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:34:09

也好,省的发大水再淹死了,都静止最好。

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:36:47

封城+洪水,太中咧

[-] OrphenOfKos | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:36:50

防疫清零要年年讲 月月讲 天天讲

武汉肺炎人没死 心还在 时刻想复辟

[-] auspiciousness233 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:36:58

靠恁娘,不中嘞

[-] cjly3 | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:44:29

偷不了井盖,那夏天的郑州不得成亚特兰蒂斯

[-] Repulsive_Ad_7541 | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:24:39

捞翔真的有在为防洪做出贡献,我哭死

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[-] KWJisTrash | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:48:40

井蓋幣或將暴漲! 少了鄭州提供的產值後井蓋幣又要更稀少了! 這是惡意哄抬物價!

[-] WEWCEW | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:52:16

才这么点人。

大的来了。郑州现在房价面临崩盘,正在大搞拆迁,复刻2015年涨价去库存那套。这下子来个这,屁民们更没钱接盘房子了。

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:52:16

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[-] reddit-Umaru_Chan | 1 points | May 03 2022 15:59:30

24小时核检阴性

建议直接往人体脑部打芯片,阳性了直接电磁短路摧毁大脑

[-] sager_king_ | 1 points | May 04 2022 00:57:05

杨教授请你快到主席台上来

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | May 04 2022 01:57:35

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[-] Capable-Echo-5549 | 1 points | May 04 2022 02:05:20

靠,大逃殺

[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:04:39

親自指揮,親自管理

[-] Xi_Zhong_Xun | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:08:16

捞翔平均一百五十年就要来一次十室九空,屁大点封城不算什么

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[-] 1989-1984 | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:12:01

一邊封一邊再來個大泡澡,恁看中不中?

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:39:16

去年夏天发大水,今年夏天关猪圈,河南老乡太🀄️嘞

[-] Odd-Gold-9589 | 1 points | May 03 2022 16:44:44

多来点

[-] ImpossibleTech | 1 points | May 03 2022 17:16:58

之前sub里有帖子说平子要减速,我还担心了两秒钟。平子,不愧是你啊,全国总加速师名不虚传

[-] Alternative_Hand_797 | 1 points | May 03 2022 21:00:30

这下是平子想减速蜘蛛也不让啊

[-] pussyshinapig | 1 points | May 03 2022 17:20:29

咬我妈头

[-] Zorisa | 1 points | May 03 2022 17:29:21

欠淹

[-] TitterUnderLockdown | 1 points | May 03 2022 18:07:30

开香槟!

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[-] Beneficial_Session13 | 1 points | May 03 2022 18:28:51

全国一个不落的封!他妈的,赶紧来大的

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | May 03 2022 18:37:41

这下集中营了

[-] No-Dimension8657 | 1 points | May 03 2022 18:51:38

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[-] Jubliedoo | 1 points | May 03 2022 19:04:53

应收尽收!应收尽收!

[-] GkhinBowie | 1 points | May 03 2022 20:50:50

主城區

[-] GkhinBowie | 1 points | May 03 2022 20:51:20

主城區,再說了鄭州算哪位?

[-] ChemicalJello5944 | 1 points | May 03 2022 22:03:18

坚持大封特封一百年不动摇

[-] wolfofbne | 1 points | May 03 2022 22:43:58

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[-] certainly123 | 1 points | May 04 2022 00:53:20

就是因为不信主

[-] XiE2021 | 1 points | May 04 2022 01:26:39

淹完就封,什么好事连连

[-] WTF_Lilbri185 | 1 points | May 04 2022 06:23:52

郑州是一个1274.2万人口的大城市,捞乡的首都...郑州跳楼太少,应在郑州多封 习近平《对郑州疫情管理的指示》 2022年5月3日