lanpishu1 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:27:01

乌合麒麟新画杀蛇，习近平1953年属蛇

https://i.redd.it/wf1maodseow81.jpg

[-] Smiling_Handsome_bro | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:29:03

🍾🍾🍾🍾

[-] Xenon1898 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:57:30

很喜欢麒麟哥一句话：祸害我中国二十余年的老腊肉还有人纪念？

[-] General_Fly_1115 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:13:13

位置在哪里，去ta办公室把ta图了

[-] Life-Translator1904 | 1 points | May 01 2022 01:59:36

他和赵立坚一样是隐藏在共党内部的反共人士，是打入敌人内部的英雄

[-] ezawatami | 1 points | May 01 2022 06:19:43

坚子：给大家分享一点反共...防共经验

[-] Least_Dig_2862 | 1 points | May 01 2022 10:22:35

坚子也刷红迪的 都homie 放过他吧 在家转法轮转的笑嘻了

[-] JOLTEON__L | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 18:52:11

你现在也64个赞啦

[-] doorofsheep2 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:29:47

RIP🕎

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你别走的太快好不好，身后的小尾巴有点跟不上

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[-] St_rbtidlkc | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:09:28

哈哈哈

[-] LateAutumnzzz | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:15:45

good bot

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[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:25:42

bot，嗦我牛牛

[-] RealGMZ | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:44:12

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:44:13

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] Same-Secretary-9751 | 1 points | May 01 2022 03:06:24

反思是吧？

[-] destroy_xjp | 1 points | May 01 2022 02:37:04

米线米线米线！

[-] Forsaken-Turn8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:18:59

💜🕯️

[-] byebyesummer | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:29:52

希望人有事

[-] kuwakatatakuma | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:30:04

想说一句曹某某的话，塔应该没这么敏感

[-] byebyesummer | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:38:08

你把他想得太大度了。简中互联网上他的外号换了一个又一个，有的外号提一嘴号就没了

[-] Simple_Dream2890 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:53:11

多触摸几下就敏感了，瓶子的绝大多数外号不都是触摸多了才被封的吗

[-] SevereDatabase2060 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:21:09

b站现在改名香喷喷的豆包都提示敏感词改不了

[-] UBCS6666 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:35:07

敢說當今聖上不是龍是蛇？

[-] Rune8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:41:16

反转了 谷神才是龙 刑平是草蛇

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:41:16

就不做了睡大觉，第二天重新来过。

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[-] GlynaRoie | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:47:49

不是，你怎么又跑出来了

[-] kevincao17 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 20:44:05

笑死了

[-] Local_Meet3701 | 1 points | May 02 2022 04:49:43

good bot

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Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

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[-] Local_Meet3701 | 1 points | May 03 2022 05:40:59

Bad boot fuck you

[-] Capable-Echo-5549 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:14:07

八岐大蛇

[-] MrWorld003 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:38:01

反转了，紫薇圣人怪零，赴中实地考察，返美发表知名演说“支多玛必须毁灭“

[-] chineseinsf | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:42:18

草谁？

[-] Rune8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:40:22

新皮肤 许大官人

[-] Alternative_Pass_554 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:54:42

從今以後 鼠牛虎兔蛇龍馬羊猴雞狗豬

[-] ka1yuh | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:27:11

什么癞皮🐍冒充真龙，这下小鲤鱼历险记了

[-] callofduty8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:35:03

反转了，黄红黄的小鲤鱼才是瓶子

[-] Inside_Worker7352 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:35:56

Rest As Soon As Possible R.A.P.

[-] AeroLewis | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:36:12

蛇近平

[-] Distinct_Mirror_7817 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:41:04

🐍精瓶

[-] Clean_Complaint178 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:07:43

吸完射，射完吸是吧

[-] MundaneAssociation71 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:09:52

实现🔁内循环

[-] Clean_Complaint178 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:15:01

这下实现内循环统一大市场了

[-] Logical_Finance3927 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 19:25:33

什么衔尾蛇欧洛波洛斯

[-] dark_devil_blade | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 20:10:02

什么飞机杯

[-] 5pliTer | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 22:43:04

蛋白自体循环

[-] Mave_rick_ | 1 points | May 01 2022 08:14:03

克莱因瓶是吧

[-] JackReedTheSyndie | 1 points | May 01 2022 00:12:26

难怪会秽土转生，原来是大蛇丸门下弟子

[-] Historical_Ad2146 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:36:39

火速炒作

[-] dogccptwo | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:37:32

让我们为他开香槟🙏

[-] Temporary-Ad2963 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:37:52

心梗：🐍

[-] St_rbtidlkc | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:12:03

梗泽东给你点赞

[-] zhonghuarabbit | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:39:03

我马上举办

[-] Mastodo4376 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:39:28

什么时候斩白蛇起义

[-] ROMENSEEDS | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:18:45

这下成包帝子了

[-] Inside_Worker7352 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:39:39

rest as pieces R.A.P.🙏

[-] Natural_Individual17 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:42:05

🍾️

[-] Rune8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:44:00

上殿谤君，以下犯上，知法犯法，灭门九族，刨坟掘墓，挫骨扬灰

[-] Slow-Fan7774 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:44:27

画呢？

[-] saki__ | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 14:49:21

古有高祖斩白蛇，今有祁麟斩习蛇，支持琴里哥发动总攻击！

[-] Acceptable_Eye4175 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:03:04

这下就说的通了 确实是蛇没了 武肺就没了

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:03:25

R.A.P.

[-] Arthropleura-armata | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:03:37

新皮肤：大蛇丸

[-] kratos9394 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:07:51

house

[-] ConsistentBid835 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:08:48

好死

Resi Tin Pissgif

[-] xjp198964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:12:12

而且是癸巳年 癸五行属水是黑蛇

[-] richardsherman318 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:17:49

平子可几把迷信了，刚上台那年连除夕都不让说

[-] munemunechan | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:18:23

麒麟畫了什麼呢

[-] Forsaken-Turn8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:19:55

心梗發布會：🐍

[-] subarunoaria | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:28:02

我记得哈利波特里面伏地魔也是会蛇语，有个蛇当宠物。

难怪两个都是：You know who

[-] callofduty8964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:39:13

什么汤姆萨格尔

[-] chineseinsf | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:32:15

兴平一定要锤死这个傻逼啊！

[-] stohgnice | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:32:25

习Python

[-] SuckMyPUXI | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:34:35

赶紧节奏带起来啊 要让瓶子听到呀

[-] Joker-198964 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:40:16

心梗：属蛇的

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:43:00

你看看他现在人还在吗？

[-] Accomplished-Fly-506 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:44:34

邢平速速拿下！

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:44:34

因为我那个时候扛200斤麦子，十里山路我不换肩。

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[-] billlllllyjane | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 19:20:25

good bot

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[-] Pseudo12905 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:51:07

这还不立马到墙内给俊平起个蛇的外号？叫啥好呢

[-] CyberneticOverload | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 15:59:24

大蛇丸。

[-] Mean_Ad_9925 | 1 points | May 01 2022 06:18:58

Python哥

[-] Pseudo12905 | 1 points | May 01 2022 07:30:14

打击面不能太大，要让麒麟精准被锤

[-] Sharp-Handle860 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:03:46

速速取新外号蛇近平，把他和蛇绑定在一起，从此除了🐻和🐸又多了个敏感动物

[-] TheKnoboooo | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:47:04

一个人穿两件衣服是吧，什么贪啃奇

[-] HuckleberryMain1652 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 21:20:42

奇美拉习近平

[-] RealisticPatient1982 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:15:07

早就想说了，泽民-水灾 ，锦涛-地震，属蛇的-蛇毒

[-] lanpishu1 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:19:46

还真是

[-] waver321ever | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:37:44

锦涛为什么是地震？

[-] RealisticPatient1982 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:39:50

锦代表大地，中间有个白巾，代表绵阳那个地方会有事，涛......

[-] waver321ever | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:48:49

涛 海啸？

[-] Inner-Sprinkles-1754 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 19:09:52

泽东-泽润东方（指屠支）

[-] Fast-Mess-3301 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:15:56

属蛇？这不属实是伏地魔了。

[-] KlimWhale | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:17:54

这已经不是影射了，是直接明示

[-] ka1yuh | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:28:15

蛇 腔 佬

[-] SWB6116 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:29:16

好活img

[-] Conscious_Ad4727 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:29:44

他不是座上宾吗

[-] Double-Performer-817 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 16:47:33

我阴阳了一下属蛇的后 第十五个微博号也没了

[-] tllpsh523 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:03:03

新皮肤：白素贞

[-] Li-lyvlpj-163 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:07:55

狗奴才还有拍到马屁的时候啊？

[-] Accomplished_Tie_333 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:10:31

带有习字的昵称都不能通过～

[-] Logical_Skin_1352 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:20:09

这下革除恶习了

[-] SupremeLeaderXi | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:24:40

习 = 连名字都不能提的那个人 = 伏地魔 = 蛇

一切都合理了！

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 17:45:34

[removed]

[-] driftingwolveine | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 19:53:01

傻逼主子的傻逼奴才

[-] 105VS106 | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 22:30:19

😱

[-] JackReedTheSyndie | 1 points | May 01 2022 00:11:11

新皮肤：斯内克

[-] fkxingping | 1 points | May 01 2022 00:41:48

五月器官加急名单：付昱

[-] keepslience | 1 points | May 01 2022 00:56:08

什么高祖斩白蛇

[-] xijinping1793 | 1 points | May 01 2022 03:08:40

腊肉也属蛇

[-] Internal-Award-6199 | 1 points | May 01 2022 05:40:42

麻了 我也屬蛇

[-] highlyphinarollboot | 1 points | May 01 2022 08:57:14

进去继续画画减刑咯

[-] Winnie_Xijingping | 1 points | May 01 2022 12:41:15

刑平一身G点 浑身敏感