xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 15:54:19

润老嗨进,大家成功入籍的那天打算怎么庆祝?

[-] xianzhong008 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 15:56:55

打砸抢烧

[-] QAZXSWCDEVFR396 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:58:14

原来你也润中东!

[-] Zhang_winwin | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 15:56:57

烧猪肝红护照

[-] Hakugowl | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:01:17

办理退籍以后护照就拿去作废了吧,不去办理到时候给你找个理由做了

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:00:40

楼主准备把父母接过来之后再去支那大使馆门口烧旗+护照,简单拍个视频发朋友圈然后卸载微信。操你妈,终于可以摆脱微信了。一套流程走完再开车回家做顿大餐和家人朋友一起开香槟庆祝。

[-] Anti_Zhina_Pig | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:08:55

你行,其他亲戚不管了吗

[-] rchdfong | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:14:04

难道想把九族全引流去墙外不成

[-] CricketVegimite | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 20:59:13

什么一人得道鸡犬升天

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:52:07

他们全被摘了都不关我事

[-] Anti_Zhina_Pig | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:54:02

看来我是遇上一些好亲戚了

[-] Trumpfreeman | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 22:07:46

天下亲戚是一样啊

[-] dabenzhuxiansheng | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 02:39:49

我跟你相反,我国内的亲戚反而比较好,国外的亲戚就很恶心

[-] Administrative-Ant89 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:15:51

除了有几个对我好的,其他人我巴不得他们死

[-] LeopardParticular284 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:01:04

直播问候匪首和燃烧匪旗

[-] Weierxunaidehua | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:02:51

转型成爱国博主img

[-] Zhang_winwin | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:05:08

劝蜘蛛千万别润

[-] Weierxunaidehua | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:15:07

我现在就是天天给墙内认识的蜘蛛输出资本主义国家的丑恶和无能gif

[-] QAZXSWCDEVFR396 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:59:08

多亏了你为我们待润者们扫清了部分负担!

[-] longinuslucas | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:57:51

感谢你对文明世界的贡献

[-] FwjedsfE | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 23:27:53

好人一生平安

[-] Old_King_Cole06 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:08:47

已經脫支

[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:10:40

换一身衣服,从头开始

皮拔不下来,拿衣服代替吧

[-] Significant_Ad_381 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:11:23

从打算移民到我入籍整整过了十年,在我收到护照的那一刻,内心其实是毫无波动的,也没有任何庆祝活动。只是内心底里对自己说了一声好样的。

[-] QAZXSWCDEVFR396 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:59:42

还好,一切如愿以偿!

[-] Comfortable-Plane13 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:09:43

good bot

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[-] JinpinHunter | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 23:01:17

跟你说话了吗?没教养的东西!

[-] apide_ | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:17:38

买一份$99刀一磅的A5和牛庆祝一下 哎呀。有点衣逼了

[-] zhinazhuheccp | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:50:10

狠狠的撸一管

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 16:54:19

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[-] murasamemizore | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:05:55

提前申请用年假,穿紋付羽織袴去宣誓归化,然后再去靖国神社参拝。

其实跟高考后差不多,反倒会变得比较冷静。

最后坚持朋友圈只发外国水深火热的新闻。

[-] Anti_Zhina_Pig | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:07:36

开香槟,为我死去的支那国籍

[-] zhinazhu420 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:10:01

没咋庆祝,点了个外卖吃了个三文鱼大拼盘

[-] rchdfong | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:14:31

狂暴鸿儒织女

[-] ShowMeThePath_1 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:19:55

我拿到绿卡那天撸了三管以庆祝

[-] HxllBoy7 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:26:02

能带我一起不

[-] 8964xijinpingshabi | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:27:47

叫两个🐔狂欢一整晚

[-] Elegant_Lettuce_2534 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:40:44

我老婆下個月二十三號入籍宣誓儀式,我們該怎樣慶祝?

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:53:48

转一转法轮

[-] BoBojiok | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 18:02:58

野外露出

[-] Darth_Xidious | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 03:28:51

油管开直播枪决小熊维尼玩偶,让大家见识一下阿兵哥的枪法。

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[-] gugugu123w | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 17:44:55

发朋友圈,截图就用刘路的“还好,一切都如愿以偿”

[-] AdPositive7999 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 18:46:57

什么也不做,平静地和自己的前半生告别

[-] Ecrsoul | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 18:53:00

我会开始筹备小共暗杀组织,专注开盒并且随机暗杀共匪留学子女

[-] Iamnew556 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:20:36

同样的計劃。

[-] Ecrsoul | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:21:34

在外面等我,如果我实在run不了了也偷渡过去加入

[-] Iamnew556 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:22:50

我在凤凰城,槍很多,加州在旁邊。

[-] Iamnew556 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 20:31:36

Remember, learn computer science, learn how to make a video game. 黃賭毒這三樣東西來錢最快,電子游戲只是換皮的黃賭毒。 編程有助你賺錢的,有錢才能多买槍。

[-] hedwigchyan | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:00:08

辞职不做了睡大觉领低保,过上洋大人与生俱来的不用担惊受怕的日子

[-] Comfortable-Plane13 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:08:53

pr还八字没一撇呢

[-] 7853plus1111 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:22:21

去吃个披萨或者汉堡

[-] IntroductionOk7106 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 19:43:25

平时咋样就咋样,现在已经算半润了,实际上不会有太大差别

[-] Realistic_Bell_9256 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 22:09:57

改名,然后给烧个香,证明自己和支那已无任何关联

[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 23:05:08

狠狠的对着桃乃木かな撸上一管gif

[-] ChampionshipIcy1888 | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 00:10:53

去吃了个意大利餐厅,嗯造两个披萨

[-] dabenzhuxiansheng | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 02:41:41

入籍了也还是个还是个小黄人gif

[-] dabenzhuxiansheng | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 02:41:45

入籍了也还是个还是个小黄人gif

[-] Kikyo1984 | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 03:15:48

買張回國機票

[-] Kikyo1984 | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 03:15:56

買張回國機票

[-] Kikyo1984 | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 03:16:11

買張回國機票

[-] jjking_Zigang-Liao | 1 points | Apr 28 2022 09:14:33

生来就是洋人