一妇女犯了罪，群情激昂的中国人要打死她，耶稣站出来指着中国人说：你们谁要是觉得自己没有犯罪，就上前打死她。中国人听完后，纷纷捡起了石头，打死了妇女和耶稣和其中一半中国人。

[-] KWJisTrash | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:11:46

最後被釘上十字架的耶穌皮膚復活後突然爆發金光、鬍子變長，穿上了戰鎧踏上前往四川的道路

[-] Nice_Tax5773 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:12:36

哈人

[-] Sbmodddd | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:14:55

之后二次复活，去了北大当图书管理员

[-] No-Earth-6359 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:16:03

第三次复活，变成了满脸喷粪的小学生

[-] turn_Karma_wheel | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:26:48

為什麼最後總是輪回支多麻

[-] DukeOfStyria | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:30:12

地狱不空，誓不成佛

[-] AquatorMochi | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 21:23:21

神爱世人，所以派他的儿子来受苦

[-] GreatFireWaII | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 23:11:10

使徒张献忠来袭，人类杀完计划启动

[-] DigBigJaeBa | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:57:00

变身中

[-] gudu_zhidao | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:12:10

官方发布通告，由于上海疫情，五四运动纪念日将延迟一个月举行

[-] daddysgirl2112 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:30:02

为什么只打死了一半中国人？

[-] nathena_19 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 21:08:32

灭霸

[-] DigBigJaeBa | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:58:02

灭霸?

习霸?

鸡巴!

[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:02:11

包子

[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:03:47

習包子

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:03:48

包子？包子就是个鸡巴

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[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:03:21

智能得批爆

[-] Ok-Company2297 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:19:11

剩下一半得繁殖，要不以后怎么刷新图纸纪录？

[-] Resident_Ad411 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:44:41

之前和波兰室友说到西方都是觉得自己有sins才去信教，俺们踹呢子不同，觉得自己有crime就去信教交钱保平安

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[-] huwan0515 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:45:48

🕷不是会跪着让你杀吗？还用得上自杀式袭击吗？可惜了

[-] Expensive-Text7196 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:01:36

耶穌沒有資格居高臨下同中國人說話

[-] Protectorss | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 08:05:17

典

[-] ccpisforshit | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 09:48:33

芝麻笑话