FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:50:52

😘😜😴😴😴😴

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[-] Outside-Cheekmate169 | 2 points | Apr 26 2022 15:52:42

看起来的确像是邢平能整出来的活

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天行健，君子以不强自……自强不息。

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[-] Dazzling_Shake_4489 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:53:08

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[-] Ok_Run_3423 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:07:31

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[-] AdPositive7999 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:38:46

你弱爆了👎🏻

[-] merry_Tankmas_96 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:49:52

婷婷的批爆

[-] AdPositive7999 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:38:24

学nm文一婷

[-] TXTXTX404 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:35:27

我要画一个正方形的园。。？？

[-] 183726001w | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:54:40

一眼顶真 ，统计局闭着眼多按几个0就行了。还费那劲干啥

[-] mindBrie | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:31:22

去掉个负号就行了，so easy

[-] 1451634 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:02:03

加个负号也行负负得正

[-] the_psycholist | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 23:15:28

親自修改親自按鍵

但是他只會按回車鍵

[-] haoyoubeifeng | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:55:35

这可没那么简单，你地方统计局报了这么多数，中央是要按这个收税的，地方收不上来咋办？抢普通老百姓的啊！勒紧裤腰带也要凑够给中央的上贡。当年那三年并不缺粮，为啥饿死这么多人？因为地方报了那么多粮食产量，腊肉一看，你这不得撑死啊，中央好心收走你的粮食，免的大家撑死了。

[-] HypothesisMaster | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 22:32:27

鸡滴屁大增长2.0!

[-] Key-Mud-6810 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:56:14

那中央干脆宣称税收减半，实际上收来的税一点没变，双赢。反正每年都吹嘘自己又减了一万亿税。

[-] flanders002 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:47:30

腊肉的本意是好的，可惜下面的人太坏了，欺上瞒下，导致了大吃饱。

[-] f-ckingccp | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 08:15:41

什么三年大吃饱复刻版时隔60年重新上线

[-] Pd_jungle | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:34:28

数据要实事求是，今年下半年的目标就是利用大物流大隔离掏空老百姓钱包和医保，gdp增幅指日可待

[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:54:47

親自指揮，親自加速

[-] Smiling_Handsome_bro | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:58:29

别尬黑，他真能办到，强制核酸，隔离，买英雄菜的钱一个月就顶一年的消费了，别看封了，上海GDP还是在增长的

[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:14:00

哭了，平子真的很努力

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:14:01

没有可以奉为金科律玉的教科书，也没有可以对中国人民颐使气指的教师爷。

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[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:14:21

Bad bot

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没有教养的东西，怎么说话的

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[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:15:11

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[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:15:39

我才是鳥鳥

[-] byebyesummer | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:54:51

支国的经济也有党性是吧

[-] FewFap5176 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:05:55

经济没有党性，但是数据有党性

[-] xiaoliu66666 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:56:10

统计局：还有这种好事？改几个数字又能摸鱼了

[-] Outrageous_Oil_7125 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 15:58:59

牛比

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:04:13

习近平命令中国的经济增长：超过美国经济增长！

[-] xjpwinniethepooh | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:11:09

太抽象了

[-] Vector_BundIe | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:12:53

简单复刻个大月经

[-] qingzhidaowomen | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:18:16

简简单单加几个零

[-] PermitInteresting316 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:21:47

这也说明中国今年确实有可能增长率不如美国了。

[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:24:09

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:12:20

jajajajajajajaja

[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:18:47

北欧🦇吗

[-] Sloetjes1121 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:42:13

明显南美/西班牙蝙蝠

[-] Traditional-Pear-858 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:31:25

这就是平子的风格啊，假不了

[-] buggyass | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:31:42

主线剧情任务，完成了爆装备

[-] JerryGodan | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:38:49

美国瑟瑟发抖，一年赶超美国，明年突破地球

[-] AdPositive7999 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:39:46

主人的任务是吧，我命令你立马考上清华

[-] 1451634 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:02:46

简简单单博士毕业

[-] Nsk0714 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:59:06

既要往南又要往北

[-] SelectionMiddle529 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:04:29

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[-] Real_Range4392 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:13:51

莉咔酱： &rt; 我操你妈

[-] AquatorMochi | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 21:17:55

梨花ちゃん: 逃げる💨

[-] winnievirus | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:31:38

统计局简单敲个键盘

[-] Electrical_Shame8678 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:33:29

个byd真当自己是神仙是吧？天天指挥这指挥那

[-] Winnie_Xijingping | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:35:42

什么举着红旗反红旗

[-] Winnie_Xijingping | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:36:05

Good bot

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Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

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[-] Crafty_Definition_30 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 22:38:10

bad bot

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确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] Li-lyvlpj-163 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:49:55

泉水指挥官是吧？

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 17:57:20

这句话说出来就已经超过了

[-] ratman_chonglang | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:00:22

但凡换个任何别人，我都觉得是编的。但平子心系盐碱地，说不定是真的

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:00:22

金砖合作之所以得到快速发展，不仅在于找准了合作之道，关键是在于找准了合作之道。

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[-] wuhuqifei777 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:16:41

怪不得立卡酱天天递辞呈 和这逼共事真的烧脑伤身

[-] UkitaAkane | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:46:39

Hey Minitrue, do something

[-] haoyoubeifeng | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:52:49

当年亩产万斤就是这么整出来的，现在习时代也要跑步迈入亩产万斤时代了，这一切都是蜘蛛应得的。

[-] Westielo | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 18:58:56

小学生还不好糊弄

[-] ershanxi23 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:06:39

牛逼

[-] StraightReaction4500 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:19:42

good bot

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[-] xzhu19 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:26:09

把核酸测试和卖高价菜的收入都算进GDP，的确可以贴补损失的GDP😂😂

[-] Ok_Abbreviations_201 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 19:37:44

多快好省又要来咯，准备好大印钞票

[-] Slengman302 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 20:16:09

原链接免 paywall https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/chinas-xi-pushing-to-beat-the-u-s-in-gdp-growth-despite-covid-lockdowns-11650976212

[-] JiabaoStudio | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 22:20:20

他的确是个脑残

[-] Puzzleheaded-Race-55 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 22:41:55

左脚油门右脚刹车，车不散架才怪

[-] AirSky_MC | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 22:59:35

"農民吃草帽就夠了，但國家機器總要吃人"

[-] Top-Yesterday1435 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 23:53:10

不就跟统计局打声招呼的事情么

[-] Achilles_5d1005 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:16:14

36计之统计

[-] Equivalent_Text7052 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:34:24

大炼经济

[-] FewFap5176 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:55:43

疫情之前美国的经济增长不是有2%就不错了？

[-] SuckMyPUXI | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:12:12

所有人陪着这么个东西玩 出什么事也确实是指蜡烛活该了

[-] burgerburgerburger_ | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:19:32

报！这个叫经济的恶意不按政府指示进行增长！

[-] thatWasXiSaid | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:25:35

什么意淫小说

[-] paulhuang1207 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:34:19

什么大跃进

[-] Schwazbier | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:35:04

去故宫的时候，导游和我们讲，光绪大婚前太和门烧了，为了让大婚如期举行，宫里人用纸扎了个太和门凑合。导游嘲笑说扎个纸门糊弄鬼呢，不知道的还以为出殡，大清国运衰颓可见一斑。如今我看刑平这一系列逆行倒施又粉饰太平的活儿，彷佛看见许许多多人，在扎一个更大的纸门…

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没有可以奉为金科律玉的教科书，也没有可以对中国人民颐使气指的教师爷。

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[-] United_Pepper7548 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:50:29

非常好的工作。是时候让中特色统计局发挥作用了。

[-] jh2checkmyinternet | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:50:39

How stupid can u be? I’m lost for words.

[-] Few-Succotash7976 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 01:57:35

回来了，都回来了

[-] wkyle3310 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:16:21

超英趕美，發射高速經濟增長衛星

[-] zhi-na-zhu-si-ma | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:43:44

集中力量办大事，没有办不成的，撸起袖子给老子加油干

[-] flanders002 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:46:23

不就是花几天编个数据吗

[-] Melodic-Brother185 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:48:30

美国人看到这个新闻什么感觉

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 02:57:38

Disclose 的Twitter可以看看，早就被平子破防了

[-] DearAstronomer9138 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:05:00

造假就行了啊。反正不需要真相

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:25:19

又要马儿跑又要马儿不吃草，那就只能加大力度造假了呀

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:29:28

我要操马儿

[-] merry_Tankmas_96 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 03:49:37

哪年没超过 年年都超过

[-] Heloobabyhololive | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 04:07:28

这也太弱智了

[-] Inevitable_Finish_93 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 04:15:59

唉，三年人禍真回來了

[-] cheapAssCEO | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 04:17:55

看他这智商也能连任，作为美国人的我就放心了

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 05:12:38

放心是吧，小王啊，帮这人恢复一下国籍

[-] huoyananqixuan | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 06:23:43

你支的黑皮在本土作威作福也就算了，到美国怕是被一枪崩了

[-] Big-Annual4108 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 09:03:31

什么多快好省