hanegawa | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:37:21

经典回顾之“我不想当主席，是全国人民选我当主席”

https://v.redd.it/perafruw1sv81

[-] hanegawa | 2 points | Apr 26 2022 01:40:37

太君都绷不住了

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:50:19

黄袍加身啊嗯

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[-] Thirstyseeker | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:40:43

好吧，这虽然是比烂，不过先皇至少看上去还蛮正常的

[-] Thirstyseeker | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:47:15

我知道他是什么货色，我说跟现在的皇帝比他至少“看上去”还像个人

[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:10:22

也许刑平已经是接班人里的天花板了

[-] wcnmm1988 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:17:10

从“像人”这个角度来说，包子怎么都不可能是天花板

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[-] fuckxingping | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:21:02

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[-] lil-ether | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:10:39

嗯嗯

[-] Comfortable-Plane13 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:50:29

婷味儿过重

[-] merry_Tankmas_96 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:21:06

智能的批爆

[-] hal_9000_WBJ | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:01:07

志刚BOT

[-] lilanarkiddy | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:18:54

什么庄志刚

[-] WTF_Lilbri185 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:39:22

谁加上去的这么狂？不许你对我亲爱的小学生博士大放厥词！

[-] ukafight | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 14:49:21

日你妈真智能

[-] BusinessIssue8477 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 08:37:10

未来接班人里或许是天花板

[-] Fukk-facebook | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 09:03:40

为什么不是地板？

[-] Zealousideal-Top2992 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:30:14

像熊還差不多

[-] YummyBrother | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:38:43

可怜虫怕被迪友喷还解释了一下

[-] Thirstyseeker | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:39:28

当了很多年支辣贱畜是这样的

[-] Paleontologist-Re | 1 points | Apr 30 2022 20:34:31

毕竟这里🕷️比墙内还多嘛

[-] 2022XX | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 11:23:31

拉萨之虎

[-] Available_Tiger_1385 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:06:07

🕷一定要找皇帝是吧，雖然確實比慶豐好

[-] Thirstyseeker | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:07:05

别这么没趣行不行，皇帝就是用来讽刺的玩笑话，谁他妈非得要皇帝了

[-] HK_SOSY | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:40:45

至於你信不信 我反正信了

[-] Vivid_Ad_7983 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:05:45

想起来这句话的原话发言人有点冤了，好不容易不说官话说了一次人话，结果🕷不爱听了

[-] HKPoohPooh | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:41:06

以前以为是他胡说八道，现在一想可能还真的不想当

[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:15:55

所以火速溜了，但是说实话把这么多人的命运交到一个蠢材手里他即使在位无功无过也是个罪人。

[-] Few-Lunch-3565 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:03:33

又不是他能决定的。蛤钦定

[-] fkxingping | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:21:25

隔代遗传

[-] Fit_Turnover_9363 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:24:10

交給共產黨也就是加速了

[-] xhusiqkznx | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:59:02

青蛙的傀儡

[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 07:35:35

这下蝎子与青蛙的故事了（蝎子喊青蛙背它过河，蝎子答应不蜇死青蛙，结果渡河到一半，蝎子疯狂加速蜇死了青蛙，结果自己也淹死了）

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[-] Comprehensive_Law628 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 07:35:42

这下蝎子与青蛙的故事了（蝎子喊青蛙背它过河，蝎子答应不蜇死青蛙，结果渡河到一半，蝎子疯狂加速蜇死了青蛙，结果自己也淹死了）

[-] Coldbirdbird | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:44:53

在支共这个死妈体制下，越是坏逼越是能升官，能当上主席的必然是坏逼中的坏逼，屠夫中的屠夫，不要对胡锦涛这个死妈杂种有什么幻想

[-] hanegawa | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:15:33

明白人，我拉萨之虎不是白叫的

[-] ApprehensiveShirt874 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 12:33:03

听说有一张他带着钢盔的照片！可我怎么搜不到啊？

[-] xiguanjinshenpinga | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:03:38

明白人🥲

[-] puru-tsu | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:45:17

这句话十几年前在贴吧当笑话，现在成怀念了

[-] QuirkyCartoonist3002 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:51:43

腊肉：不是我想饿死人，是全国人民自己不吃

[-] Historical-Big-8618 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:08:01

腊肉本意是好的，全国人民执行坏了

[-] PersonalTomatillo860 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:52:27

有人味

[-] Impressive_Issue_919 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 01:54:40

跟现在这位比起来至少有点人样，现在这位脑满肠肥的猪头，把脑袋割下来拿去炼猪油也就只配喂喂野狗

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:00:04

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[-] Weierxunaidehua | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:00:52

瓶子：谷爱凌爱吃馅饼 外国人爱吃饺子

[-] chineseinsf | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:19:38

👏👏

[-] daquanxi | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:02:39

这五个福娃啊我都喜欢

[-] Necessary-Cut1753 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:24:19

熊猫娃最丑

[-] AsgardScientist | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:05:12

至少比现在的好😆

[-] Quantum_communist | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:05:41

太君：选你妈了逼

[-] Ok_Card_8783 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:08:38

中国人民太坏了，联合起来强迫一个普通老人当皇上。

[-] AeroLewis | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 08:58:34

哈哈哈

[-] Mountain_Ad8283 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:16:07

“是全国人民选了我当主席。”

然后迷之沉默中带着一声“嗯？”

[-] HypothesisMaster | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:19:41

想看领导人和大学生对话，除了8964 有过这种节目吗？ -认真问

[-] BobbaBobo | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:50:41

紫蜡不可能了，但是蔡英文有去参加过脱口秀。

[-] zhinaxjp | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:23:41

蛤去哈佛

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:32:06

江泽民走进北京工业大学，为本科生们讲解微积分

胡锦涛走进山西吕梁的高中，为高中生上了一节地理课

它走进小学教室，翻了翻小学生们的语文课本

[-] Desperate-Handle8446 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:37:10

讲地理课是影帝

[-] Loud_Diet2522 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:41:11

不是去食堂掀锅盖？

[-] frwyy | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:16:37

然后发现看不懂

[-] maosisterniubi | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:33:04

所以要体育代替英语，以后亲自指导小学生扛麦

[-] Comfortable-Plane13 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:52:20

包子：这nmb写的是啥

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包子？包子就是个鸡巴

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[-] Impressive_Issue_919 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 13:33:16

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[-] Impressive_Issue_919 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 13:34:04

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[-] PerformanceSerious92 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:37:34

涛哥哥真的不错，起码是个真材实料的清华大学生，并且是草根出身，真正凭能力和运气走上来的。而且涛哥哥nage在的那个时候还要罢工，维权，游行等活动，也没有被强硬镇压。而且涛哥哥也没有贪权啊，退位退的一干二净，不过也正是因为他不贪权，才造就了今天这头猪。要是他也想江一样老人干政，说不定中国也不会现在这个样子

[-] hanegawa | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:46:38

胡锦涛就是靠血腥镇压藏人展现出列宁党恐怖分子杀人的能力和决心才被邓小平看中指定为江泽民接班人的，别觉得他是什么好东西。

[-] PerformanceSerious92 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:59:04

没让你把涛哥哥跟其他国家领导人对比，而是把涛哥哥跟中共的其他领导人对比

[-] Rich-Luck2733 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:43:19

什么涛哥哥，涛子弟弟是吧

[-] Reasonable_Box_2470 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:30:03

线上叫涛哥哥线下是不是叫涛爹爹

[-] lemonxing69 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:43:09

涛博是吧

[-] WondersN | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 08:52:34

一眼太监

[-] Flat_Implement9984 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:38:22

盼胡归

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[-] Puzzleheaded-Race-55 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:44:18

全国人民没错啊，进人民大会堂的才是人民，外面的只是韭菜啊

[-] Fit_Turnover_9363 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 02:48:55

老胡：小杂种当我拉萨屠支腊大佐浪得虚名吗？

[-] No_Advance_1537 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:32:03

夹克，墨镜，白手套.jpg

[-] mnzy1998 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:15:47

涛子还有点家乡人的气质

[-] lakshmi--_ | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:33:28

阿涛长得确实帅

[-] Jaskaran546831 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:59:53

是全中国人民的儿子邓小平先生选的吗

[-] Dry_Cod3053 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:01:58

矮子：不是我让坦克碾的，是他们往履带下拱的

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:03:07

这不纯放屁？

[-] Accomplished-Fly-506 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:10:16

我也是14亿分之一啊，怎么就没感觉到？

[-] Last-Possibility8647 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:12:36

小太君:img

[-] IntroductionOk7106 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:24:09

这是在浦东那所日本人小学校里头吗？小时候有朋友在那，他们校园祭时去玩的时候看到的教室内装潢感觉差不多

[-] standstill373 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:33:53

中央已经决定了，由你来当总书记

[-] KXZ4NFrI | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:34:22

包蜜TV这是怎么了？涛子图纸的能力配和平子比吗？怎么还有人拿他来贬低习主席？当个独裁者还虚伪得批爆，真不如习主席直接坐龙椅

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[-] tootoorabbit | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 04:44:24

狐狸在我学生时期确实很少扰民，虽然那会儿环境也织的批爆，但是冲浪审查和游戏审查完全没有现在严重。

[-] fly_chan | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:01:48

拉萨之虎说的实话。“中国人民”说的一直都是阿共前几排，紫蜡烛在这些“中国人民”眼里可能是连家畜都算不上的耗材。

[-] laroueggrice | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:39:57

稻也说过“不是我不想退休，是全党全国人民不让我退休”

[-] Expensive-Hotel-6670 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:44:14

没选它的人请举手。没有，没有，没有，没有。

[-] theshyllll | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 05:49:16

前半句说对了 他确实不想当主席，是党内的势力把他架上去的，因为实在没人可选了

[-] Doggymadddd | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 06:28:37

影帝

[-] Vast-Stop-9630 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 06:51:13

胡说完了自己还给自己鼓掌，给家乡小学生看懵逼了

[-] nesherenqiol | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 07:25:49

我记得他有拉萨之虎的“美称”

[-] Formosa_Shield | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 07:32:55

二戰日軍:我不想大屠殺，是蜘蛛逼我大屠殺

[-] Happy-Reason6500 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 08:21:01

包子：我想当主席，不同意的请举手

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包子？包子就是个鸡巴

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[-] Conscious_Ad4727 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 09:44:46

战术托眼镜

[-] Asyncsort | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 10:55:26

先帝还敢出国呢！

[-] John-Promet | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 11:17:59

他说的没问题

[-] 2022XX | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 11:24:40

说的我都感觉死了，主席太伟大了gifgifgifgif

[-] DGadventure | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:37:53

既然胡这么好，为什么不放开计生，为什么要批港珠澳大桥

[-] xingpingwcnm888 | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 16:44:52

涛子起码是个文化人，跟猪逼还是有区别的

[-] Odd-Challenge8139 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:31:48

独裁国家越死妈杂种越能当老大，对涛子产生幻想的怕不是脑子被烧坏了

[-] Ok-Hornet9036 | 1 points | Apr 27 2022 00:35:31

我本人沒有想當主席，是稻上飛要我當的。