Bright-Purple4921 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:54:45

一个大胆的想法 假如一队晶哥来抓我 我提前在家准备好埋伏和陷阱。将晶哥全部杀了 然后把它们切成小块冲进下水道 是不是这件事就完了

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[-] Thirstyseeker | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:58:29

这要不是在reddit上我还以为有人偷窥我呢

[-] apide_ | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:59:52

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[-] merry_Tankmas_96 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:52:24

智能的批爆

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[-] 1RandomNiceGuy | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:59:00

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[-] Cast00r | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:45:25

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[-] huawa123 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 18:40:42

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[-] Difficult-Sleep-7060 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:02:44

买点酸，把尸块融了，然后冲厕所

[-] DuckDuckm | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:39:02

厕所都冲漏了

[-] Difficult-Sleep-7060 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:31:56

先中和稀释掉

[-] BingChillingPing | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:41:57

下水：你是想把我也溶了吗

[-] Difficult-Sleep-7060 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:31:41

先中和稀释掉

[-] w12ww | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:41:02

老白：记得买塑料盆

[-] No_Rush9029 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:53:38

用浴缸融屍效果更佳

[-] w12ww | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:55:46

妈的二楼掉下来了😰😰😰

[-] 8964chadabi666 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:06:16

好心人还是多，简单给楼下邻居分点高品质蛋白

[-] purplecand1e | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:14:36

反转了 鼠鼠没有浴缸😭

[-] No_Rush9029 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:16:04

反轉了,🐭🐭連家也沒有

[-] Minat0aqua | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:48:46

什么breaking bad

[-] Medical_Arm_2550 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:24:27

需要氢氟酸加四氟乙烯容器，四氟乙烯随便买，氢氟酸买不到但可以买到萤石，用萤石（氟化钙）和硝酸制得，硝酸买不到，可以用亚硝酸钠和盐酸反应生成二氧化氮再用过氧化氢吸收，盐酸买不到可以电解氯化钠得到氯气和氢气混合得到，太麻烦了还是直接切吧

[-] Terrible-Upstairs874 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:52:38

听说氢氟酸伤害巨大，一小滴就要人命

[-] zhinaxjp | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:54:22

一小滴应该是截肢，而且要过几天

[-] Sager_King_64 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 11:38:09

氢氟酸腐蚀性极强，可以腐蚀到骨头里，基本上撒到皮肤上不立刻用六氟灵处理必死无疑

[-] Dozorov | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:33:22

主要致死原理还不是腐蚀性强，主要是氟离子会结合钙离子，人得了低钙血症就死了

[-] Difficult-Sleep-7060 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 13:22:04

大学实验室去偷

[-] ChinaNo_233 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 11:48:41

什么绝命毒师

[-] KUSOANGLE | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 17:10:01

什麼絕命毒師Mr.White？

[-] qigongqiangzhe | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 20:23:07

先用红磷！先用红磷！

[-] Jr_Dee | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 03:44:20

整容液？是吧）

[-] Competitive_Bonus_86 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:13:02

搞出个尸体再配合爆炸假死都比这个想法靠谱，都来一队人了任何行动注定只能帮你争取时间不能帮你了结这件事。

[-] ian9527 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:15:48

有出警记录

[-] Kagamisoto-Suri | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:16:15

不是。首先人没了去了哪肯定得查，何况是放个屁都得报备的晶哥。而且冲水太多很容易遭查。跟晶哥干起来指不定一地血，木地板胶地板还好换，瓷砖地板直接寄了。 但从献忠的角度来讲你已经完全胜利了，除了把晶哥一个个吊在阳台上面而不是切成小块

[-] Historical-Big-8618 | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 04:57:02

换上西装挂路灯试试

[-] Bright-Purple4921 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:18:04

如果我站在门口侧面等晶哥进来一个砍一个 这样无限循环 杀光了全国晶哥就应该没事了

[-] Kagamisoto-Suri | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:19:35

搁这卡雾门呢

[-] fengzhibitu | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:20:07

什么葫芦娃救爷爷

[-] gaba6657 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:30:10

什么迈阿密热线

[-] LAST_FORTRESS_2021 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:49:26

什么这个杀手不太冷

[-] nathena_19 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:57:01

刷怪屋是吧

[-] devil66612345 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:06:33

什么gta

[-] OB_1968 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:13:14

140万一个个来要点时间的，兄弟你辛苦了

[-] MarquisVictoria | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:41:53

给你算了一下，假设你不吃不喝不停战，刀子越砍越锋利，晶哥准时一秒进一个，你每次下手都是刀刀毙命。 你需要砍完大概一百四十万个黑皮需要昼夜不停地砍972.2222222天，大概两年半，砍完民主就来了，中国就解放了。

[-] EvilRedCrashUs | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:00:45

能不能从github下载个自动砍的程序

[-] Saika-Z | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:01:43

能不能整点一刀999

[-] GkhinBowie | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:08:00

什麼天才算術家

[-] Historical-Big-8618 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 16:40:38

忘了还有丘八？

[-] Successful-Ad-9589 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 21:37:52

黑皮砍完还有党卫军了 还得再砍几年

[-] Odd-Contribution4610 | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 17:02:00

没有溅射效果的刀吗

[-] beutifulrain | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:19:14

后期刷坦克直升机怎么办

[-] Aypopa | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:58:04

不会更新装备？

[-] Saika-Z | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:01:54

什么战争进化史

[-] Both-Echo8035 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:38:45

什么军备竞赛

[-] POMELOmilk | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:49:39

输入bigbang

[-] ReinMayer | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:20:32

卡bug呢

[-] Sharp-Handle860 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:47:25

靠，我GTA就这么干过，门口堆满了尸体

[-] Maolarow | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:41:02

屠晶大佐

[-] myduty233 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 13:05:21

你行

[-] Alarmed_Review5459 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:24:08

去年那个杀妻分尸的不知道？

你这么做只会让晶哥法医围攻小区化粪池，一点一点分析

[-] Confident_Ease_9148 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:25:50

没杀过人猪肉总切过吧，你先整一个金花火腿看看搞得定不？

[-] vag226 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:36:42

吃了就完事了，骨头头发可以打碎冲服，封城也不愁吃

[-] SuitableRun8587 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:35:20

中华小当家

[-] FurudeSatoko | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:46:22

什么小鬼当家。真能搞死几个晶哥，之后来的就是武警和军队了。

[-] Queasy_Molasses_3120 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 11:33:19

就像gta里升星一样

[-] Historical_Intention | 1 points | Apr 26 2022 03:19:21

沙都子本人发言，信凭性极高。

[-] ParticularJustice17 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:54:17

下次就出动装甲车了，跟你闹呢

[-] Fupingay | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:03:46

血液有化学反应 可以检测 而且下水道也会被检查

[-] MaleficentMulberry78 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:07:42

那你就三颗星了，到时候五颗星怎么办？

[-] XingP1ng | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:25:35

给莱斯特打电话

[-] YueNanJiZhe | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:59:14

我直接去地堡消星

[-] Simolista | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 23:42:42

换个战局就可以了

[-] lyontt | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:08:42

再大胆一点，雌堕晶哥为蜀军添砖加瓦

[-] 2005002000 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 14:56:58

我要写这个题材的小说你们看不看？

[-] AdvantageInner1883 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:09:55

肉都吃了吧，骨头磨成粉泡茶

[-] MichaelsFunding | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:08:20

什麼地道肉骨茶

[-] Square_Hat4243 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:22:31

什么鼠锯惊魂

[-] George_the_Facetious | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:26:19

是的，记得提前存档，如果误操作还可以读档重来。

[-] tianmiezhigong | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:29:41

非得拿全成就是吧

[-] 2005002000 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 14:57:33

反转了，OP是直面人生模式

[-] lo_high | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:31:13

上海杀，然后肉给邻居吃，他们能把骨头都吃干净了

[-] SelectionMiddle529 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:31:52

不能訓練成為看門狗？

[-] heli_for_tankies | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:36:19

为什么不直接在门口装把风扇，把挡罩拆掉那种

[-] nakemoto | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:38:59

监控用水量，电费，而且现在下水道都有定期检测，判断有没有吸毒品的。太弱了

[-] Jaskaran546831 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 21:30:07

下水道怎么检测毒品

[-] EquipmentDry3230 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:44:50

想太简单了，可以先去了解下警察的随身装备，首先，应该是有定位器的，其次，它们好歹也是受过训练的，想在它们用麦呼救前全部解决掉几乎不太可能，除非你战斗力远超常人

[-] KlimWhale | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:45:30

看绝命毒师

[-] Xingping8964 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:46:03

剁碎了氢氟酸融掉

[-] xijinpingispig | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:50:33

你冲下水道法医也能检查出那是人肉啊，建议你直接吃掉便成便便排出去。

[-] xiaobaigaosan | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:52:54

我的建议是run

[-] xijinpingispig | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:54:55

你都准备开县了还打算明哲保身？没有那么好的事，要不就乖乖做鼠鼠开县了是不能停也停不下的，要大县特县核县。

[-] ohmyshoulder893 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:57:14

什么小鬼当家

[-] Ok-Hornet9036 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:59:44

來，吃我化骨绵掌。

[-] Bob_bbbb | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:09:38

你这个想法有案例的 年代很久了 当年技侦还比较落后 最后是通过用水量异常找到线索 刨开卫生间下水道发现血液反应破案的

[-] Barbarian_ | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:11:26

我看意大利黑帮都是农村养一堆猪啊狗啊，尸体切块喂，吃的干干净净，不留一点哼唧。

[-] TinkerWatson | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:30:56

有钱给您建座靖国神寺。

[-] XXie0318 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:37:56

不会完了，建议把必需品带上，把王晶身份证拿了，然后穿他们衣服去屠他们全家。

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[-] XXie0318 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:40:11

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fwinniethepoolxidada%2Fphotos%2Fa.1514948918643327%2F1514948898643329%2F%3Ftype%3D3%26source%3D48&psig=AOvVaw1Uha0T5ZSFtQNgewR5QByI&ust=1650868767442000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCMjM3uKLrPcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

[-] Quantum_communist | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:00:41

乐高晶哥是吗

[-] benjiling | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:07:41

對啊

[-] jjking_Zigang-Liao | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:25:21

好主意，我能入伙不，兄弟你在哪，我们一起干

[-] Bright-Purple4921 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:34:39

可以 来成都天府广场集合

[-] Regular_Ad280 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 18:35:56

嘟嘟，各连队迅速到天府广场集合！

[-] SnooOwls9397 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:45:01

什么小鬼当家

[-] Shoddy-Initial487 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:59:18

抗日神剧都不敢这么拍

[-] 1RandomNiceGuy | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:01:01

这里建议直接研发核弹nuke了nei支gif

[-] killbirdbird | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:27:39

什么Johnwick

[-] ReinMayer | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:19:40

玩gta是吧，警星消了就完了。

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:26:29

什么十宗罪

[-] Beginning_Pay_6724 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:31:40

🕷️切侍候

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[-] Ok_Cookie_8459 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:49:59

参考北九州一家监禁杀人事件。尸体切开煮熟打碎冲入下水道。

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[-] lemonxing69 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:09:03

建议晶哥克晶哥😅

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都让你流完了

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[-] Afraid_Major_1331 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:25:53

对

[-] Queasy_Molasses_3120 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 11:32:52

参考gta,你的星级会越来越高

[-] Sager_King_64 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 11:36:08

不用这么麻烦，输入秘籍把星都消了就没事了。

[-] FreeHK_Now_Ray | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 11:51:11

你知道中國正在跟病毒在大戰嗎？

你這樣做不覺得背叛了你的國家跟自己的民族嗎？

你知道上海人每天連吃飯都是問題嗎？

我建議你看一下香港演員黃秋生的其中一片成名作

“O肉叉燒包”

別浪費食物， 給上海打氣。

[-] Maolarow | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:39:28

什么许国利

[-] winnievirus | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 13:20:17

直接五星级通缉了是吧

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 13:26:30

你这想法要是不敢做你马上被定位

[-] Decent-Moment-8808 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 17:28:39

一個大活人哪怕用絞肉機絞碎 全沖進下水道容易堵 而且肢解人體是技術活 除非你家本身做屠戶或法醫 有點基礎知識 家旁又有大圳溝 不然很難

[-] Zaldmia | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 19:54:15

把大象装冰箱，统共分几步

[-] Ok_Abbreviations_201 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 20:22:33

当成两脚羊炖了不香吗？封城的时候就不愁断粮了！骨头剁了，免费大骨汤，送给大白喝

[-] Ok_Abbreviations_201 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 20:24:28

当成两脚羊炖了不香吗？封城的时候就不愁断粮了！骨头剁了，免费大骨汤，送给大白喝

[-] Lost_Fondant163 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 21:49:57

什么小鬼当家

[-] Separate-Surround648 | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 02:38:14

看看踏血寻梅 有教程

[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 03:37:41

铬酸洗液请