MontblancAlps | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:22:00

昨天太祖托梦给我留了幅字，大家看看是不是真的

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[-] zakura61 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:22:54

一眼丁真

[-] daddysgirl2112 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:25:28

别说，这事有可能发生过。

[-] MontblancAlps | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:32:38

可怕😨

[-] tootoorabbit | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:46:36

共妻是吧，难道平子是私生子?

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:46:36

因为我那个时候扛200斤麦子，十里山路我不换肩。

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[-] CalligrapherKlutzy41 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:53:33

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:53:33

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

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[-] merry_Tankmas_96 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:35:06

智能的批爆

[-] jvbaoer | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:46:15

test

[-] turn_Karma_wheel | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:33:59

包子：謝祖隆恩！

[-] Dry_Fix_8663 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:35:49

是真的，我就是这幅字

[-] FrostingCreative1328 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:53:33

搞不好腊肉真的操过齐心

[-] Pooh8964 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:59:59

我在齐心的身体里洗澡

[-] Ok_Cookie_8459 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:35:37

什么霹雳戏貂

[-] Maolarow | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 02:31:44

所以习近平是毛腊肉牛子上的滴虫和齐心的卵子结合的产物，而不是习仲勋的精虫？怪不得这么弱智

[-] mrsir1994 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:01:43

很明显 这不是感叹句 而是陈述句

[-] hunterli168 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:30:48

齐心大逼人人插！润之后面排队去

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:33:55

平子：听我说谢谢你

[-] Naive_Owls | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:39:01

真的不能再真

[-] wozhenshitaikaixinle | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:39:16

你办事，我放心

[-] No_Advance_1537 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:46:54

建议整个矫诏，然后以先帝之名进京讨平

[-] MichaelsFunding | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:06:28

看来是真的操过

[-] BusinessIssue8477 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:10:09

真的

[-] invalid_option5 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:12:50

有点真 请李锐看看

[-] covertandthesame | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:15:04

腊肉在地狱草三个嘴巴，五只手的异形草腻了，怀念起在延安跟齐心在习仲勋眼皮底下偷情，1960年把习仲勋打成反革命后把齐心带到在他隔壁监牢日批的场景，因而托梦给你。

[-] Dry_Cod3053 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:46:15

一眼丁墩墩

[-] 4532167q | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:12:58

精甚细腻的红笔xxoo🤮

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:32:54

是真的，我是笔

[-] dffgfh_4368 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:39:51

搞不好是真的草了，邢平是腊肉的儿子

[-] ahgoll1 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:47:01

昨天做梦梦见包子了，和他一个桌子吃饭

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:47:01

大海有风平浪静之时，也有风狂雨骤之时。没有风狂雨骤，那就不是大海了。

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[-] OnlyStat_- | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:03:00

太真了哥img

[-] AfternoonHR | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:00:29

鉴定为真

[-] xingpingwcnm888 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:00:39

一个事实罢了，只是一段简单的PY关系

[-] REDKILLER117 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:07:31

假，湘潭话是嬲你娘

[-] PermitInteresting316 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:22:20

平子：爹！你终于肯认我了！你才是我亲爹啊！😭

[-] sager_king_ | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:56:56

一眼清真

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:38:28

主席这就把你太祖的坟墓给挖了，然后马上你定位

[-] hearthebell | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:15:26

文采飞扬

[-] Mindless-Finding-100 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 12:56:26

腊：齐心那个骚逼啊？我确实睡过。

[-] ertyuyyioo | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 13:12:02

维基百科说齐心十三岁就被姐姐带着投奔匪都延安了，十七岁才被习仲勋透，这中间还真有可能被腊肉先验了货。不过齐心一脸乳相，都不如年轻蓝萍的一根批毛，腊主席还未必看得上

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 16:47:39

那平子可能是滴虫化成人形

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 16:47:39

共同绘制精细……精甚细腻的工笔画

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