sjshxhxjxj | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:10:55

强烈反对北京现在封城!!!

最好像上海一样传播一周再封，一封就是几个月，能看到上海宁和北京爷同时挨铁拳鼠鼠我死而无憾了

[-] KWJisTrash | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:14:46

刑平要跟乾隆一樣到處旅遊了嗎

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:14:46

天行健，君子以不强自……强不息。

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[-] sjshxhxjxj | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:16:12

good bot

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Fuck you, I'm not a bot. Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots. And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] sumidagawa_home | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:12:37

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:12:37

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] jackpot_1024 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:23:46

gif隔壁sub，指china irl

[-] Far_Breath7995 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:56:08

臭语录bot，你特么还思考上了

[-] Mtso2021 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:44:13

一年间走遍全国所有少数民族自治区

[-] DukeOfStyria | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:48:44

敢去新疆走走？？

[-] BudgetErenYeager | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:55:47

不去集中营就不用碰到本地人了

[-] cheshire_cat_2022 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:04:03

明明是咸丰，新冠大军攻陷北京，习近平和齐心跑路到热河

[-] ToYama1 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:24:09

日你妈，别来祸害热河

[-] Lower-Weather542 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 19:14:08

什么漂流瓶

[-] Curious_Cobbler_4826 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:10:27

不知道他從海南島上回大陸了沒有，要是沒有，可以趁著大陸疫情多點開花迅速將海南島封關並獨善其身。

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:19:00

原来是海南共和国国父，他真的，我😭

[-] Pretend_Potato_small | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:37:58

然后被台湾打掉

[-] Smiling_Handsome_bro | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:05:00

趁包子不在，强子直接宣布封了海南，让包子直接卡在海南回不来

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:05:00

谷爱凌爱吃馅饼，外国人爱吃饺子

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[-] Inevitable_Finish_93 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:12:36

支持強子速通中南海

[-] Elegant_Lettuce_2534 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:19:55

強烈支持。

[-] BetDwarka | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:21:07

稳住！

[-] NotOnlyGodKnows | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:21:43

没有没有没有通过！

上海这次在旁边捡乐子最多的就是北京的，当然浪人也是gif

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:26:25

迁都三亚！！

[-] Dry-Site-9467 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:38:39

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:38:39

没有教养的东西，怎么说话的

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[-] qrr133 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:43:53

这下铁拳砸自己头上了😩

[-] Xilai_Bo | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:00:01

这下没法找中央诉苦了

[-] packWolf77 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:06:41

李强是管平子裤裆的，北京是哪个不长眼的万一？

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:06:41

大海有风平浪静之时，也有风狂雨骤之时。没有风狂雨骤，那就不是大海了。

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[-] Full_Midnight_4943 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:11:19

已经潜在传播一周了

[-] ChairManJinPingXi | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:17:38

荆平可能以访问为借口run去曹县躲Xi病毒

[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:22:14

莉卡酱，那个傻逼胖子暂时回不了北京了，你快去秦城把薄子放出来，从龙之功你自己琢磨

[-] 0834586 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:26:33

那不如自立为王，平西王不过是省部级官员，哪里比得上强子的正国级

[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:09:45

莉卡酱太鼠，未必有这个胆子

[-] Inevitable_Finish_93 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:13:38

什麼正國級🐀人

[-] dark_devil_blade | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:28:56

什么雷神3

[-] Flimsy-Platypus-1367 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:22:53

已经潜在传了一周了哈哈😄上海撑住，北京这群逼要死了。

[-] Heloobabyhololive | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:41:07

封！百京人儿死光光

[-] DGadventure | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 19:20:28

我能为疫情传播做些什么？另外，奥米克荣加油

[-] flanders002 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:56:52

以后想献的，建议别开刀服了，直接去北上广到处传播奥密克戎图的更多

[-] Responsible_Host8106 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:23:07

刑平

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:23:07

大海有风平浪静之时，也有风狂雨骤之时。没有风狂雨骤，那就不是大海了。

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[-] minisherry | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 23:05:14

平子：新家圈我

[-] SuperTankMan8964 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 23:23:03

操你妈别封北京啊😭我只是个岁静不要逼我

[-] fkxingping | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:30:29

岁静逼好死，大封特封

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:30:29

好死，开香槟咯🍾🍾🍾

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[-] SuperTankMan8964 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 04:46:49

不要逼我刺杀习近平😭

[-] Ok_Cookie_8459 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 23:30:33

现在的传播速度已经是封不住的。我国伟大的文学家，思想家，革命家，医学家迅哥早就说过：“空气从这个男人的鼻孔呼出来，被那个女人的鼻孔吸进去，又从那个女人的鼻孔呼出来，被另一个男人的鼻孔吸进去...不如再下一道命令，规定男女老幼，诸色人等，一律戴上防毒面具，既禁空气流通，又防抛头露面”。如果没有防毒面具是早晚都会传播到天下大同的。

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:40:21

反对无效，将继续进行封锁

[-] Walking-Harpyia-2426 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:54:56

不行 有了上海前例精的北京人早润别地去了

必须现在封，一个都别想跑，然后统统扔进方舱阴转阳

[-] PassGrouchy108 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:37:39

反转了，到时候北京封两个星期直接报告自己成功清零，还要拿这个去和上海对比说这就是靠近集权中央的制度优越性！

[-] No-Earth-4739 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 06:28:06

北京，没有封城，现在，也不必封城！

[-] fddghfgjnfukn | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:09:58

大的来了

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[-] sagerkingg | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:07:14

海南之行要延长了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 09:57:01

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[-] xizhubi | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 13:26:34

不同意封城的请举手